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Chapter 568 He Chen: What kind of sandwich are you? (Day 1 of fucking, asking for monthly votes!)

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Tong Wenjie didn't want to believe it, but she was extremely anxious. She was shaking as she tried to contact her baby son with her cell phone.

The call was not connected the first time, which made her feel very bad. She couldn't control her hands and feet. She could only pray to Qiao Yingzi to help her check the latest situation in California.

At this moment, Qiao Yingzi would certainly not refuse such a request. Seeing that He Chen was happy to see it, she helped to find the latest news.

More and more news made Tong Wenjie more and more frightened.

She had actually forgotten to mention that the mansion bought by Ji Yangyang's uncle's family was actually more suitable for her baby son, because it was very close to the mansion of the real international superstar Brother Long. In the future, her baby son might become a real international superstar comparable to Brother Long's level.

But now even Brother Long’s mansion has burned down…she can only hope that her son is not playing there at this time.

Otherwise, my son might really become famous!
And it wasn't the kind of fire she wanted!

After struggling for a while, with Tong Wenjie almost scared to death, the number she had dialed again and again was finally connected.

"Mom, why do you call so many times?" Fang Yifan's surprised voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Fanfan, are you okay?" Tong Wenjie couldn't control herself and finally burst into tears: "I was scared to death, there was a big fire over there, are you okay?"

"Mom, I'm fine!" Fang Yifan said with a smile, "I've been in the university dormitory, not at Ji Yangyang's villa!"

The mother and son cried and comforted each other for a long time, and finally calmed down.

Finally, I watched the video to confirm it.

In the video, Fang Yifan was dressed very fashionably. He asked his mother to point the camera of his mobile phone at He Chen and Qiao Yingzi, and shouted angrily: "He Chen, how dare you scare my mother!"

"Is being truthful considered threatening?" He Chen said with a smile, "Then I haven't said anything more threatening to her yet!"

"What else can you say?" Fang Yifan looked with disdain at the ruthless man who had made him suffer defeat again and again, to the point where he was frightened and had to give in.

Being separated by an ocean and on opposite sides of the earth made him feel very safe.

Besides, now that I'm used to living abroad, looking at He Chen again, he's just like that.

There are many people who are more powerful and ruthless than He Chen!
How far has He Chencai come?

What's so scary?

"Are you talking about the medical expenses here that scare people away from calling an ambulance when they break their legs? Or the fact that college education here costs $90,000 a year? Or the fact that taxes here are going to be cut in half? And rents are going to be cut in half again? All kinds of miscellaneous expenses are so high that you can't survive without working several jobs?
When we were in the country, you mocked this place in various ways, and I almost got fooled by you!

But after seeing more, I realized that what you said was all bullshit!
Those are the miserable lives of the poor, and have nothing to do with us international students and the Chinese here!
The Chinese here are richer than most white people, and they don’t pay that much in taxes, we are smart…”

Fang Yifan became more and more excited as he spoke, and he seemed to have experienced the joy of He Chen's endless chatter. His face turned visibly red from talking too much and too fast.

"You have no status!" He Chen smiled.

"..." Fang Yifan seemed to be strangled by the neck, and then he loudly refuted: "Nonsense! Our income here is second only to the highest level. In this society where capital is king, how can we have no status!"

"America is becoming Indianized, India is becoming deified." He Chen said with a smile: "Oilers, whites, blacks, coloreds, Asians, Chinese.

This chain of contempt says it all!
As the saying goes: Things are more valuable away from home, people are less valuable away from home!
Is having money useful?

As the old saying goes, a child carrying gold walks through a busy city. Among the scholars, farmers, merchants and artisans, merchants are the richest. In Ming Dynasty 1566, Shen Yishi, the richest man in Jiangnan, tells you that having money is useless. When it comes to the critical moment, you have no chance to survive as a whore!
A big charcoal barbecue is actually the least miserable way to die that you can freely choose!
These are the wisdom of our ancestors!

Look at how Chinese and Japanese Americans lived during the war years. Is money useful?
They are just fattened pigs and lambs to be slaughtered!
correct!

I'm not speaking entirely metaphorically!
A lot of it is literal.

Do you know why people in other countries don’t eat steak well-done, but prefer various degrees of doneness, as if the rarer the better?

I don’t think you want to know the real reason~”

"Stop talking nonsense!" Fang Yifan looked at He Chen's half-smile and shuddered subconsciously. He didn't dare to ask the reason and shouted angrily.

"You just say the grapes are sour because you can't eat them! How can you, who have never been to America, understand this place better than me who actually lives here?

I tell you, we have a great life here!
You can’t deny it even if you want to!”

"I believe you are doing well." He Chen laughed and said, "I heard from your mother that not only were you chosen by a rock band to be a drummer, but there are also friendly classmates and a strong academic environment. It was said that when you first arrived, a classmate invited you to a sandwich and took you to a dance. It's like real heaven!
But as far as I know, treating someone to a sandwich has several different meanings over there.

So which one are you?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Fang Yifan's face changed drastically.

"What do you mean?" Tong Wenjie, who was watching her precious son and He Chen fighting back and forth, felt a pang in her heart. She suddenly had a bad feeling, especially when she saw her precious son's face, she felt that there might be something wrong.

"You don't understand this?" He Chen smiled and explained: "I have repeatedly said that American TV series are the contemporary version of Dream of the Red Chamber. You have both Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu in your family, and now you are studying abroad, which makes you so proud. Why haven't you studied Dream of the Red Chamber and American TV series carefully?
What I said are common sense. They are just the least outrageous corners of the outrageous life in America that are not concealed and shown to everyone in American TV dramas.

In the American TV series How I Met Your Mother, the two male protagonists lived in the same dormitory in college. They were able to quickly become friends just by eating sandwiches together, right?

But can a normal sandwich have this effect?

of course not!

Because it's a sandwich related to marijuana!

After the meal, everyone was having a great time, smiling all the time, and smiling at everyone they looked at. How could they not become brothers quickly?

There is another kind of sandwich. You can refer to the story in the American TV series The Big Bang Theory, where the greasy Howard and India's Rajesh go to a comic convention together and then meet the 200-pound Sailor Moon.

By the way, the protagonists of The Big Bang Theory are in Pasadena, which should be not far from your beloved son. You can probably refer to the sandwich in this story.

Otherwise, if it’s some other sandwich that I can’t mention, I’m worried that you won’t be able to handle the stimulation…”

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Fang Yifan couldn't bear to listen any more. He was afraid that He Chen would continue talking, so he quickly denied it three times.

But it was of no use.

He was proud of him before and came here to mock He Chen's mother in a Versailles way, but now everything is completely wrong.

This was even more tormenting to her than knowing that there was a big fire over there and that her son might be in danger.

As someone who had played tricks on her former boss, she also had some experience, but she had never thought about her precious son before. Now after being reminded by He Chen... Damn!

(End of this chapter)