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Chapter 690: Aunt He Chen: If you go there, you will definitely have bad luck!
Chapter 690: Aunt He Chen: If you go, you will definitely have a bad life! (Day 17 of , please give me a monthly ticket!)
"Aunt, you are so amazing! My admiration for you is like the endless flow of the river, and like the flood of the Yellow River that cannot be stopped!"
Zheng Wei expressed her admiration for He Chen and directly quoted a classic line from Stephen Chow's movie The Deer and the Cauldron.
This is very Zheng Wei!
After all, she likes Stephen Chow's movies very much.
She gave herself the nickname Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon, which came from Stephen Chow's movie Flirting Scholar.
"Hahaha!" He Chen laughed out loud in a tomboyish voice, it was really hard to hold back.
Zheng Wei was confused by the laughter.
But the tomboy who was used as a stand-in understood why He Chen laughed like that. It was really inappropriate for Zheng Wei to flatter He Chen.
What about the surging river and the flooding Yellow River...it is easy to evoke associations and is inappropriate!
"Aunt, stop laughing. What do you think I should do now?" Zheng Wei just thought that her praise made her aunt happy. After He Chen laughed for a while, she quickly interrupted him and reminded him.
"Now that I know the truth, should I explain to them directly that I am not the kind of person who values the gift? All I want is love!"
"It's useless!" He Chen continued to tease her seriously: "You are still too naive! Do you think that if you say this, they will understand and this misunderstanding will be resolved?
No, no, no!
Regardless of whether they believe it or not, you haven’t figured out the problem here!
You don't want a dowry, you just want love?
This is so fake!
You like foreign fairy tales so much, and the love you yearn for is the romantic love between the prince and princess in the castle!
It looks sincere, but it doesn't stand up to scrutiny at all!
Why is it that fairy tales always feature romantic love between princes and princesses?
Why is there no romantic love among ordinary people?
That's because all the romantic love that can impress you is built with money. Without castles, balls, and all kinds of material foundations, how can there be such romantic love that you envy so much?
Wouldn’t that just become the cheesy country love that people despise?
Rural love also needs a material foundation, that is, a high bride price!
You are still too young and only follow your instincts. This instinct makes you naturally care about material foundations, and you care about them especially!
Ah!
You want to be a princess!
Your childhood sweetheart, who is six years older than you, is already a graduate student and has been exposed to society, definitely knows the realistic pressures of love.
Not to mention his mother!
There are no nobles in the country anymore.
He is not a prince, and you are not a princess!
Nowadays, wanting to be a princess has become a derogatory term and a synonym for depravity!
So what do you explain?
Haven't you heard of that song?
things in fairy tale are lies!
Everyone knows that fairy tales are lies. What does it mean that you are still using the romantic stories in fairy tales to demand the same from your childhood sweetheart?
Are you trying to play a love game of mutual deception?
Or did you accidentally reveal your extremely high material demands on him?"
"..." Zheng Wei was stunned by what she said, and the filter of Western fairy tales that she had always loved and admired began to shatter.
Is she so materialistic... But all she wants is a fairy-tale romantic love!
She only wants love!
"Aunt, what should I do?"
"It's very simple! Be yourself!" He Chen continued to act as the 'aunt'. Firstly, he used a tomboyish voice, and secondly, they were now completely indistinguishable from each other. He Chen deserved the title of aunt.
"Love can never be forced, and it cannot be forced. Love that is forced is not true love!
Two-way love is true love!
If you want a fairytale-like romantic love, then you should first improve yourself and become a real queen! That's right!
Not a princess!
But the Queen!
The princess is powerful because of her father, not herself. The focus of this title still lies on the powerful father. No matter whether he is your biological father or godfather, you need to rely on him to have this status. Naturally, your choices will be controlled by this father and you will not be completely independent.
But being a queen is different.
Sister is the queen, shine with confidence!
Only when you rely on your own efforts and ascend the throne to become king can you control the destiny of yourself and others, and talk about the romantic love that is hard to come by in a fairy tale!
So what you need to do now is to prepare well for college, keep improving yourself in college, make yourself good enough, and even be good enough to be honored as queen one day.
This journey is full of dangers and difficulties, and monsters are rampant. It is not much easier than the Journey to the West with 81 difficulties.
But the White Dragon Horse is the third prince of the authentic Dragon King of the West Sea. Still, he needed to be ridden by Tang Monk and go through 81 difficulties before he could achieve enlightenment!
If you, the little flying dragon with a jade face, want to achieve something, you naturally need to work harder.
Otherwise, don't even think about any fairy-tale romantic love story, just accept the earthy and ordinary feelings, accept the beatings and destruction of reality, and have the psychological expectation that no matter how beautiful it is, it will eventually end and you won't be together! "
"I don't want it!" Zheng Wei couldn't listen any longer and interrupted, "I must be with Lin Jing and live happily together forever! For this, I am willing to make every effort!"
At this point, she asked for help somewhat unconfidently: "Aunt, you must help me! I'm afraid I can't do it!"
"Don't worry!" He Chen said with a smile: "As long as you are willing to work hard, your aunt will definitely help you, and then you will definitely be better than you think!
My aunt believes that you were radiant and dazzling at that time, just like your childhood sweetheart when you were little!
If you both see each other as equally brilliant, then you are on equal terms and can create a romantic love story like "prince and princess."
"Yes!" Zheng Wei nodded heavily and agreed: "I will definitely listen to you, auntie, and work hard to become even better, just like you, auntie!"
At this point, she suddenly became excited, as if she had suddenly turned into a fighter: "Don't worry, aunt, you are so outstanding and so cool. As your niece, I will definitely learn from you and benchmark you in all aspects, and I won't embarrass you!"
"No, no, no!" He Chen smiled and shook his head to interrupt her excitement, and said something that surprised her.
"You will definitely have bad luck if you go there. No matter how you do it, you are not allowed to say that you are my niece! Do you understand?"
"..." Zheng Wei's mouth twitched. She couldn't understand her aunt's sudden 180-degree turn of humor, but she still thought it was a joke.
But the tomboy, the real aunt, was even more speechless.
It's not just the physical aspect that makes me speechless, it's the psychological aspect that makes me speechless.
Because when He Chen imitated Bodhi Patriarch to tease his niece, he also knocked her head three times while she was kneeling down before him...
It's full of bad taste!
At this moment, she felt that He Chen was a younger brother than her. Maybe he was not younger, but a little too childish.
(End of this chapter)
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