Xiaoyaoshanjun
Chapter 175: The Asshole Apprentice
Chapter 175: The Asshole Apprentice
Everyone had different reactions after learning that Tian Buli's second son had inherited the aptitude for cultivation.
But it is undoubtedly something worth believing.
Most Taoists do not get married, and monks are also renunciates.
Even if there are some illegitimate children, he can basically just be a rich man.
Some Taoists will leave behind some descendants before they officially embark on the path of Taoism. These descendants or the descendants of their brothers will usually serve as officials in the court, or at least practice martial arts and establish their own sect.
The Lan, Li, and Zhou families actually invested in Tian Buli, the long-lived cultivator, rather than their descendants.
The descendants only serve as a hub, and in the future they will rely on this relationship to ask Tian Buli for care.
In this era, marriage is not about the parties involved, not the groom, but the groom's parents.
Unless there are top young talents who can be exceptions, such as those who passed the imperial examinations before the age of 30, they can naturally be exceptions.
In most cases, even royal nobles would look at the man's parents.
Tian Buli was of course an exception. No one cared about his background and family. From the moment he showed his aptitude for cultivation, the people who were close to him were royal nobles.
There is an enormous and irreconcilable difference between being able to practice cultivation and being unable to practice cultivation, just like the difference between a mountain and a ditch.
Lan Jian said with emotion: "Master, you now have two sons and one daughter, and you are still young and strong. Why don't you take in a few more beautiful concubines?"
Tian Buli smiled and said, "Fate cannot be forced."
Lan Jian didn't understand what fate was and continued to persuade Tian Buli.
"Master, look at these tables. They are all descendants of my Lan family. They are all related to me. If there are any you like, just tell me. I will arrange for them to serve you later."
Tian Buli shook his head, "No need."
Lan Jian was in a difficult position to speak at this time. The eldest wife stood up and said with a smile, "Master, I am He Wenjun from the eldest wife's house."
Tian Buli asked politely, "What's the matter, Madam?"
Lan Jian and the others also looked at He Wenjun. He Wenjun had a smile on his face and was standing near the table of the women with a handkerchief in his hand.
"Master, let me introduce you to these young people in our family."
He Wenjun quickly walked to the group of young people who had just greeted them and introduced the beautiful girls there one by one.
"These are my master's daughters, Lan Xiuwei, Lan Xiuzhu, Lan Xiuyu, Lan Xiufang, and Lan Xiuxiu."
He Wenjun not only introduced the several beautiful girls standing there, but also pulled over the girls and young girls from several other tables to introduce them.
After introducing several girls who were considered pretty among the eldest sons and daughters of the eldest son and his concubines, he quickly introduced the other beauties one by one, showing them off one by one as if he was selling goods.
"Lan Suhua, Lan Suzhu, Lan Sufen, Lan Suqing, Lan Zifeng, Lan Danfeng, Chen Yushang, Chen Xiangling, Shen Yuwei, Shen Yuejun, Fang Yanhuan, Fang Yuhuan, Fang Yulian, Zhou Bitong, He Baihua, He Qingjiang."
He Wenjun introduced all the beautiful women in the room, basically all of them except those who were married.
The rest of the people also looked at Tian Buli. Some of the young people were unhappy, some had no expression, and some were embarrassed.
The old people were all looking forward to it, hoping that Tian Buli would like a few more and accept a few more daughters of the Lan family.
If one doesn't work, having a few more can always give birth to a cultivator for the Lan family.
Tian Buli said seriously: "I am devoted to the Dao, please don't say more. I have already drunk the wine and eaten the food, and I should go back to rest."
Seeing that Tian Buli was angry, the others didn't dare to say anything. When they saw Tian Buli stand up, they quickly stood up together.
Lan He came over quickly and said, "I'll take you there, Taoist Priest. This way please."
Tian Buli walked away quickly. Seeing this, the others started talking about other things. When they had almost finished eating, they all went back home.
When they went back, they still took a sedan chair. The Lan family was very big. The two Taoist nuns kneeling in the sedan chair had just been eating secretly in the sedan chair. When they saw Tian Buli coming in, they quickly put down the bowls and chopsticks in their hands and quickly swallowed the fried meat in their mouths.
"No need to talk, just eat your food." Tian Buli was not angry, he just didn't want to make trouble, and he lay down in the sedan chair. Lan He sat next to him and shouted, "Get up the sedan chair and go back to your room."
"Yes!" The sedan bearers outside quickly lifted the sedan and carried the heavy object weighing more than 300 kilograms back.
Tian Buli's body was actually very light, mainly due to the weight of the other three people.
Lan He moved his butt back to the inside of the sedan chair, sat next to Tian Buli and said, "Master, does Xiao Yuan really have the qualifications to cultivate immortality?"
Tian Buli said quietly: "I don't know if he can become a god, but Cong'er's aptitude should not be bad."
Lan He asked curiously, "Compared to you, Master?"
"Definitely not as good as me." Tian Buli smiled, "Don't worry too much. I also started practicing when I was 18 or 19. Xiaoyuan is only three years old, so I can't tell anything."
Lan He asked, "What about Xiao Cong? Why can't we see that he can practice?"
Tian Buli was too lazy to explain, "Let's talk about it in a few years. I don't rely on my parents to cultivate immortality, and I don't rely on my son either."
Seeing Tian Bulili like this, Lan He knew that he didn't want to say more.
"Master, our family has introduced so many beautiful girls to you today. Don't you like any of them?"
Tian Buli said disdainfully: "I didn't come here to have a baby. If I don't cultivate, having a baby? That's a waste of precious time!!"
Lan He smiled and said, "Master is right. Cultivation is more important. This time we mainly want to make you happy. Please don't misunderstand the good intentions of the Lan family."
Tian Buli raised his foot and placed it on the legs of the two silent nuns.
The Taoist nun who was touched by the toes immediately understood what was going on and came closer, taking the initiative to hold Tian Buli's feet with her hands.
Lan He knew the importance of the matter and said with a smile: "It would be great if the master could have such a refined taste. I will also serve you tonight and try to help my sister have a baby soon~"
Lan He no longer thought that she could have children. Having a child was not something an old woman in her thirties could do. In order to have a cultivator's bloodline, it would be best to let Bai Lian, who was able to give birth, take charge.
Bai Lian has already proven her fertility by giving birth to a son for Tian Buli. She is young and beautiful, and has a good physique from practicing martial arts, so she is bound to be a main force.
Large families all concentrate their resources to protect the main family, so Lan He naturally also has the awareness to protect Bai Lian, who is more favored and more likely to succeed.
At night, Tian Buli's big house and big bed became lively, but it was also an arms race.
They had originally planned to stay a few more days this time, but Tian Buli had something on his mind, and the others also wanted to go home early to prepare for pregnancy, so they went back after lunch the next day.
There were a few fewer carriages on the way back. This time, Bai Lian, the Li sisters, and Zhou Jiao all gave a lot of gifts to their relatives, which was quite a glorious occasion.
After the convoy returned to Tianjia Village, Tian Buli immediately returned to Yanxia Mountain and asked for leave from his master.
Taoist Liuyun looked thoughtful after hearing this.
"Well, go and take the test, but use less magic in the future. I see that you have been regressing instead of improving in the past few days. If your cultivation level is not as good as it is now when you come back next time, I will be angry."
Tian Buli had indeed neglected his cultivation recently, and he quickly and seriously said, "Yes! Master! I will definitely practice seriously during this period, and abstain from sex!"
Taoist Liuyun shook his head and said, "There is no need to prohibit it. Just go with the flow. When it comes to cultivation, there is no need to be too stubborn."
After hearing this, Tian Buli looked at Taoist nun Liuyun curiously: "Why did Master say that? Could it be that sex between men and women is also good for the body and mind?"
Taoist Liuyun said angrily, "You bastard disciple! Doesn't your master know what you are? I can't bear to see you break your vows and make things difficult for yourself, so I'm giving you some leeway. You think about sex all day long!"
"What's the benefit? No! Not at all! I've told you a thousand times, it's better not to do it!!"
Tian Buli's face turned red, and he quickly apologized, "Yes! I know I was wrong! Thank you for your concern, Master!"
"Get out!" Taoist Liuyun didn't want to say anything more. This bastard disciple was becoming more and more presumptuous.
(End of this chapter)
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