Xiaoyaoshanjun

Chapter 187 Back to the Mountain
He failed the provincial examination, and his strength did not improve rapidly or gain anything like the dog pot.

Tian Buli thought about it but couldn't figure out where this good fortune came from.

"What exactly is the use of my little bit of good fortune for..."

Tian Buli suddenly looked at his three blessings and came back to his senses.

"Shit! I'm useless!"

Damn it, it’s useless!

It is a blessing, but it is useless. Can I just stay there quietly? !

Tian Buli showed a look of annoyance and wished he could slap himself in the face.

"Alas! He must have been obsessed with women those few days. His brain is not working properly. He can't even see clearly about things like this."

Tian Buli still couldn't help but feel regretful.

On the street, Mei Xiuzhu saw Tian Buli from a distance.

I didn't say hello at first because I saw the regretful expression on Tian Buli's face.

When Tian Buli approached, Mei Xiuzhu quickly comforted him, "Master, the house is all ready. Where are we going next?"

Mei Xiuzhu did not ask about the ranking. Judging from Tian Buli's expression, he did not look like he had won.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t pass the exam. Being a Taoist priest is much more promising than being a juren.

There was no need to say words of comfort, as Mei Xiuzhu felt that this was not the right time to comfort anyone.

Tian Buli saw Mei Xiuzhu coming out to wait for him, and said with a smile: "Then just go back. Since you didn't win this time, you don't have to be polite. It's a good thing to leave in a carefree manner."

Suddenly he felt a lot more relaxed. Tian Buli looked at Fuyuan who was still there and felt that this was pretty good.

Mei Xiuzhu quickly went back to get her bag, and after packing it up, she followed Tian Buli out of the city.

The two men each rode a horse and returned to the outside of Tian's house after a day's walk.

As soon as I reached the door, Bai Lian came out of the house.

A group of people looked at Tian Buli with a smile, but when they saw Tian Buli's expressionless face, they quickly stopped smiling and did not let anyone set off firecrackers to announce the news.

Bai Lian walked down the steps and asked in a low voice, "Master, you are back. How was the exam?"

"No." Tian Buli was too lazy to say anything. "This is the female guard I hired, Miss Mei Xiuzhu. She will be the guard at home and teach the children martial arts."

"Yes!" Bai Lian also didn't say anything to comfort her and agreed honestly.

Tian Buli took Mei Xiuzhu in, "Is Dou Niang here?"

Bai Lian, who followed him into the courtyard, replied, "Yes, I've been home recently. We played cards together this morning."

Tian Buli walked out directly and said, "I'll go take a look. I'll go back to the mountain gate to practice later. You guys can take care of the things at home. If there is anything, please send a letter to Yanxia Mountain."

Bai Lian nodded and said, "Yes, Master! There is another happy event."

Tian Buli asked curiously, "What's the happy event?"

Bai Lian smiled and said, "Zhou Jiao is pregnant again."

Tian Buli looked at Zhou Jiao. Zhou Jiao's face was slightly red at this time. She looked at Tian Buli happily. After exchanging a glance, she lowered her head shyly.

When Tian Buli heard this good news, he smiled and said, "It is indeed a happy event. Is Li Heshu pregnant?"

Li Heshu said ashamedly: "Master, I am unlucky. I have received a lot of favors, but my belly is not doing well."

Tian Buli comforted him, "It's okay. Exercise more often. Don't sit in the house all the time. Come out and practice martial arts to keep yourself healthy. I'll try with you next time I come back."

Li Ha Shu bowed and thanked, "Thank you, sir!"

Tian Buli didn't care much about what was happening at home, and soon went to say goodbye to Dou Niang.

Dou Niang and Tian Buli sat in the house chatting.

"You don't need to worry about the things at home, just focus on your cultivation."

The dragon lady comforted Tian Buli.

Tian Buli was a man of insight, and he felt that he had not spoken to Dou Niang for a long time, which had caused their relationship to become much more distant.

This is not a bad thing. After all, Damiang is going to be a grandmother and will be busy taking care of her grandchildren in the future.

In fact, the relationship between the two should have been almost the same a long time ago.

Tian Buli smiled and said, "You must practice well. Dou Niang, you are bored at home alone, so go and share your experience of having a son with Li Heshu. I think she will listen."

Dou Niang rolled her eyes at Tian Buli and said with a smile, "Not serious! I heard that you brought back another beautiful girl. Do you feel bad for letting her stay alone in the empty room?"

Tian Buli looked at Dou Niang with a smile, "Excuse me, just scold me a few words, I will definitely listen obediently."

"Who would scold you~" Dou Niang said with a smile: "Baby, you don't have time. I heard from Zhou Jiao that many young wives and girls want to be your concubines. As long as you ask, seventeen or eighteen girls will come together and eat you!"

Tian Buli said proudly: "Who made me so great? The children I gave birth to are all promising."

Seeing Tian Buli's proud look, Dou Niang also smiled and said, "Okay, I know you are amazing now. You are now a Taoist priest who can fly high in the sky. Come back more often when you have time."

Tian Buli restrained his smile and nodded seriously.

"Of course." Tian Buli approached Dou Niang and whispered, "Don't worry about getting old. I'll bring you some food next time I come back. I can't live forever, but I can at least be a year or two younger."

The damselfly was immediately delighted and said charmingly, "Okay, I'll remember this!"

Tian Buli patted his chest and said, "Of course! But don't say anything nonsense, don't tell anyone, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with too many people."

The damselfly nodded quickly, "My mouth is shut!"

Tian Buli talked to Dou Niang for a while, told her about Mei Xiuzhu, and then flew up into the sky. After a few flips, he returned to Liuyun Peak in Yanxia Mountain.

This time he was away for more than three months and got nothing. Tian Buli felt a little embarrassed.

As soon as I landed on the sloping field near Liuyun Peak, I saw a white-haired girl looking at this side with tearful eyes.

"Owner!!!"

The white-haired girl carrying a basket of vegetables ran down the mountain quickly and bumped into Tian Buli.

Fortunately, Tian Buli pushed the little white-haired boy's shoulders with both hands and was not knocked down.

"Master!!!" The short-haired white-haired girl hugged Tian Buli excitedly and aggrievedly, her tears soaking the clothes on Tian Buli's chest.

Tian Buli quickly let go of the little white rabbit, "What's wrong?"

The little white rabbit raised its head and said with tears in its eyes: "Master! I am the only working rabbit in this house... woo woo woo..."

When Tian Buli heard that it was such a boring thing, he patted her on the back.

"Okay, turn into a rabbit. I'll carry your things for you."

When the little white-haired boy heard his master's words, he quickly turned back into a little white rabbit with a bang.

Tian Buli picked up the vegetable basket and the clothes on the ground, threw the little white rabbit into the basket, and carried it back on his back.

"Why don't your mother and sister work?"

When the little white rabbit heard this, he quickly complained, "My mother is still learning martial arts at Jingshui Peak, my elder sister and second sister are mountain-guarding rabbits, and the yellow rabbit is the gatekeeper rabbit for our master. I am the only one who has to work and cook every day, and there are no rabbits or people to play with me. I even sleep alone with a rabbit!"

"Yellow Rabbit always bullies me and asks me to call her Yellow Earth King. I forgot to call her that and she beat me up. My eyes are red from the beatings from Yellow Rabbit."

Tian Buli felt that the rabbit was too pitiful. "Okay, I'm back. I'll buy some food and cook. We'll have a good meal. Do you have any wishes for food?"

The little white rabbit kicked its legs and lay beside the basket, saying excitedly: "I want to eat chicken and dog!"

"Okay! No problem!" Tian Buli also wanted to try the real effect of the dog pot.

After the little white rabbit's wish was fulfilled, it quickly jumped out of the basket and urged Tian Buli, "Master, go buy some vegetables. I'll go wash the pot!"

Tian Buli smiled and said, "Okay!"

The little white rabbit quickly ran home, took out the pot, and started working hard.

While washing the pot and pouring water, he shouted excitedly: "Dog pot, the owner is back! The good days of getting chickens when we want chickens and dogs when we want dogs are back!"

A bucket of water was poured onto the burning dog pot, and soon thick smoke came out of the pot. The little white rabbit on the side quickly poured the chopped radish and tofu into it.

Not long after, Tian Buli flew down with the piece of meat and handed it to the little white rabbit.

Soon the yellow-haired rabbit in small clothes smelled the meat, came out, and when it saw Tian Buli, it quickly trotted over.

"Brother, you're back!" Huang Tu came over and greeted him.

Tian Buli looked at the little yellow rabbit and thought its attitude was a bit too much.

"What senior brother?" Tian Buli frowned as he looked at the little yellow rabbit.

The little yellow rabbit quickly explained: "Brother, the master saw that I was smart and cute, so he specially asked me to be a doorman. Brother, I am very polite."

As he said this, the little yellow rabbit bowed with both hands as a sign of salute to his master.

Tian Buli saw that it was the arrangement of the master, and said helplessly: "Okay, I will be the senior brother. Huangtu, you continue to guard the door. My little rabbit and I will bring the meal to the master later."

The little yellow rabbit smelled the aroma of the delicious meat and looked at the pot reluctantly.

At this time, the little white rabbit put a big fan under his armpits and fanned the yellow rabbit king with both hands, blowing the fragrance over.

The little yellow rabbit said with a complicated expression: "Brother, I will go back to watch the door then."

"Well, let's go."

Soon the little yellow rabbit walked and stopped, walking and crawling the distance that usually took a few seconds. It squatted on the ground several times and turned to look over here. After all, no one kept it for food.

Tian Buli smiled and turned his back to the little yellow rabbit, then looked at the little white rabbit who was working harder than usual.

The other rabbits were unwilling to work and cook, so the task of cooking fell on the little white rabbit's arms.

However, looking at the attitude of this dog pot, it seems that it would rather be used by the little white rabbit.

After a few minutes, Taoist Liuyun came out of the house, followed by a swaying little yellow rabbit holding two bowls of rice, like it was carrying two wooden basins while walking on the road.

Tian Buli sensed something, quickly stood up and said, "Master!"

Taoist Liuyun was wearing a loose white robe and was looking at the little white rabbit and the dog pot working.

"It seems that this thing is indeed spiritual, and is only willing to play a role in the hands of the most favored holder."

Tian Buli felt the same way, and was about to say something when he heard the little yellow rabbit say, "Master, wait a moment. I'll bring a table and chairs for you to rest."

As he spoke, the little yellow rabbit placed two bowls of rice on the stone, then went in and moved out the table and chairs as if he was familiar with the place.

Tian Buli didn't say anything. This servile rabbit only knew how to gain personal gain all day long. He was truly a servile rabbit.

Xiao Hei and Xiao Hui also came back from outside early.

Xiao Hei and Xiao Hui consciously brought out another table and four small stools, one table for two people and one table for four rabbits.

The little white rabbit is the one who cooks and serves rice, while the little yellow rabbit is the first one to take the master's bowl to get rice.

"Give me more, this is Master's bowl! I only give you this little bit of meat, you little rabbit, you're really dying!"

Tian Buli listened to Huang Tu's remarks and looked at Taoist Liuyun who was smiling. He felt embarrassed to disturb his master's interest.

The meal was quickly finished. After the white rabbit, who had finally eaten and drunk his fill, washed the pots and dishes, the four rabbits soon huddled together to take a nap. Tian Buli, on the other hand, was practicing Feiyun Taoism with his master in the house.

Tian Buli returned to the state of cultivation of the previous two years and began to improve his Taoism and temper his body step by step.

(End of this chapter)