Didn't you say that we would lose money after filming?

Chapter 106 Is this movie really just like this? [55 more]

On the screen, the county magistrate, who was forced to wear the hat of "lawyer", was tied to the horse's waist and screamed in fear all the way.

After shouting all the way, he was finally let into the car.

Zhang Mazi, played by Xia Yuan, said as he rode his horse: "We are officials now, so we must not have banditry anymore."

Then, he asked the 'master': "Master, what is the most important thing when being a county magistrate?"

The frightened 'master' could only answer: "Be patient!"

"Haha hi hi!" Xia Yuan laughed extremely happily.

As a result, the audience in the theater also laughed along.

Including Ami and his sister.

"Oh no, my stomach hurts." My sister was laughing so hard that she was almost out of breath. "God, be patient. I always feel like he said these two words to himself."

"Isn't it? He was eating hot pot and singing songs, but was robbed by bandits. Now he has lost his official position that he paid for, his future is gone, his way of making money is cut off, and his wife has been taken away by someone else. For a real county magistrate like him, isn't it just a matter of endurance?"

"The last one is the main reason, right?" My sister said, "I always feel that these two words have a green glow to them."

The movie continues, and the plot follows the carriage convoy all the way to Goose City.

Just like this, the real county magistrate was kidnapped by bandits, and then a team of bandits wanted to enter the city, and the bandit leader became the county magistrate.

Then the county magistrate really became the legal advisor.

Ami has never seen the plot unfold like this.

The audience in the theater had never seen it either.

It was not what anyone imagined, a film about the war of resistance during the National Day holiday. Instead, it was a story about a fake county magistrate who stole power and took office.

And it's a comedy.

Naturally, everyone enjoyed watching it.

Boom boom boom—

Outside the isolated city gate was a moat. The common people, with thick powder on their faces, sang and danced to welcome the new county magistrate. Zhang Mazi and his party waded across the river with their horse ropes and came to the isolated city tower.

Outside the city wall, there was a wanted poster for Zhang Mazi and his gang.

"The women in this city are just white."

"Dad, look, why did they draw you like this?"

"The less like, the safer."

Boom boom boom—

"Welcome, Mr. County Magistrate!"

"Letter of Appointment—"

Ma Bangde himself took out the letter of appointment, glanced at Zhang Mazi beside him, and announced: "Ma Bangde is hereby appointed as the county magistrate of E County! This letter is sent to the official of Sanankang Province of the Republic of China, Ba Qingtai! Letter to the Republic of China! August 28th, the eighth year!"

"Mr. Huang has arrived!"

A burst of shouting.

"Good luck to Mr. Huang!"

"This is Huang Silang, the tyrant of the South!" Ma Bangde whispered, "He is engaged in the big business of trafficking in people and reselling opium!"

In the picture, the two men pulled up their crotches, adjusted their trajectory, then opened the sedan chair, revealing a hat inside.

"Mr. Huang is too busy to take care of me, so he specially ordered Hu Wan, the chief butler of the Huang Mansion!"

"Huang Mansion's militia coach Wu Zhichong!"

"Hats and manners, welcome, County Governor!"

"Here comes with bad intentions." Zhang Mazi frowned.

The county magistrate came over and said, "You are the one who is coming!"

"Hahahaha!" Another round of laughter broke out in the theater.

"Oh, I'm dying of laughter. Can you give me a hat?"

"God damn, you are the one coming."

"interesting."

The laughs were good and the movie went on.

The general meaning of this plot is that a fake county magistrate and a real bandit came to the city to take up their post, but they ran into a tough guy as soon as they arrived. The guy didn't give them any face and didn't take them seriously at all.

Soon after taking office, they arrived in front of the county government office, where Zhang Mazi and his group actually shot and killed a group of "bandits".

This group of bandits were naturally fake. They were the dead Iron-Blooded Eighteen-Star Deer Army soldiers wearing bandit hoods.

"Why are the bandits being executed? Because they robbed the government cars and hijacked the county magistrate. We executed them to let everyone know the consequences of resisting the government!"

"The county magistrate is here! Goose City is so peaceful!"

"The county magistrate is here! There will be hotness in the sky!"

Zhang Mazi dismounted and led the applause.

clap clap clap-

"Madam, I am here only to rob you of your money, not your body. We will sleep together, but not penetrate you. Here is a gun. If I do anything to offend you, you can kill me at any time."

As the camera moves forward, Zhang Mazi dribbles the ball with one hand. The gun is in his hand, with the muzzle pointing at the county magistrate's wife.

"Pfft."

"Hahahahaha."

Ami's sister was almost bent into a shrimp with laughter: "No, buddy, put the gun away first, I'm not offending you."

The men in the theater also smiled mysteriously, as if they understood.

"If Madam has any request, brother, I will never refuse."

Snapped--

Gavel shot.

"It's too late! The previous county governors delayed Goose City's tax revenue until after 90, which is the fucking year 2010 in the Gregorian calendar. We've come to the wrong place!"

“I think this place is great!”

"The people have become poor, there is no more money to be made from them."

"I never thought about taking money from poor people."

"If you don't take money from poor people, whose money are you going to take?"

"Whoever has the money gets it."

"Have you ever been a county magistrate?"

"No."

"I tell you, when a county magistrate takes office, he has to come up with all sorts of excuses to win over the gentry and get them to pay taxes and donations. Only after they pay can the people follow suit. After getting the money, the gentry's money ____, and the people's money ____!"

"Just now?"

"Seventy percent belongs to others! If you can get thirty percent, you have to depend on Huang Silang's mood!"

"Whose face?"

"Him." The lawyer pointed to the hat next to him.

"Him? I came all the way here just to see his face?"

"Correct!"

"I finally managed to rob a train, and now that I'm the county magistrate, I still have to win over the gentry."

"Correct."

"You still have to come up with a clever name."

"Correct."

"It depends on his mother's mood." "Yes."

"Wouldn't I be a beggar on my knees?"

"If that's what you mean, buying an official position is really like begging on your knees. Even so, many people want to kneel but they can't get the chance."

"Let me ask you, why did I go up the mountain to be a bandit? It's because my legs and feet are not strong enough to kneel down!"

"So you want to make money standing up? Then you should go back to the mountains."

"Hey, it seems that I came all the way here to be a county magistrate, but I am worse off being a bandit?"

"In the eyes of the people, you are the county magistrate, but in the eyes of Huang Silang, you are just a beggar on your knees. Making money, doing business, is not shabby."

"Shabby, damn shabby!"

"So do you want to stand or do you want to make money?"

"I just want to stand and make the money!"

"Can't make it."

Snapped--

A shot of the gun.

"Can I make money from this?"

"You can earn it in the mountains."

Snapped--

A slam of the gavel.

"Can I make money from this?"

"If you can earn it, kneel down."

Snapped--

The two were photographed together.

"With this and this, can I stand and make the money?"

"May I ask who you are, Brother Jiutong?"

"I am Zhang Mazi."

It was not until something happened that Huang Silang's head coach Wu Juren began to be interrogated.

This part caused laughter in the theater.

Because in the eyes of the audience, this segment is a funny scene of bandits solving a case.

Until Zhang Mazi went out.

The people outside the door knelt down.

"Master Qingtian!"

Zhang Mazi took out his gun and fired a shot directly into the sky.

bang——

"Get up! Don't kneel! The emperor is gone, no one is worthy of your kneeling! I am not worthy of your kneeling either!"

"I came to Goose City to do only three things! Fair! Fair! And damn fair!"

The people knelt down again: "Great Lord!"

bang——

"Stand up! Don't kneel!"

Outside the play, the audience laughed and paused.

Everybody was laughing.

There was only one person, Ami, who stopped laughing.

Instead, there was a flash of contemplation in his eyes.

In this theater full of laughter, he remained silent, with no smile on his face, and continued watching the movie.

The following plot basically revolves around the conflict between Huang Silang and Zhang Mazi.

However, the performance methods are mostly funny. Even when Liuzi died, when a "six" hand gesture sculpture appeared on the tombstone, the laughter of the whole audience reached its peak.

"Hahahaha, whoever asks about the fact that God doesn't have pockmarks on his face will die."

"Oh no, I'm dying of laughter. How old is he?"

"Translate for me, what do you mean, a surprise? Hahahaha oh shit."

This is the story of "Let the Bullets Fly". After a long struggle, Zhang Mazi, a fake county magistrate, actually defeated the bully Huang Silang through his unremitting efforts.

It seems like a happy family, a happy ending, justice has come, and the world is at peace.

But is this really the case?

Ami clenched his fists, then unclenched them.

The sister next to me wiped the tears from her eyes and said, "Oh no, I am dying of laughter. This movie is too funny."

"Is it funny?" Ami asked with some confusion.

"Isn't it funny?" The younger sister wondered: "Didn't you laugh so happily at the beginning?"

Ami pursed his lips.

Humorous?
Happy family!
Really?
My sister continued, "Oh, this movie is a comedy. Although the jokes are scattered, and some parts are not funny, I don't know why they have to be so depressing. For example, there is nothing funny about the six-son part. I just think it's disgusting to cut open the intestines. But overall, this is a good movie. At least as a comedy, it is qualified. It would be better if there were fewer depressing scenes. Maybe the director and screenwriter thought it was humorous to cut open the stomach to see how many bowls of noodles are inside.

Anyway, it’s better than “New Sea Fortress”. ”

My sister said.

Ami was silent for a while.

"Okay, it's almost time. We've watched two movies. Let's go back and have dinner." My sister was also enjoying the movie and said.

It seems that she enjoyed this wave very much.

However, Ami shook his head: "You go back first, I'm not in a hurry to go back."

"Why? Didn't you finish watching the movie?" my sister asked puzzledly.

"I want to watch it again." Ami said, "No, maybe twice."

"Huh?" The younger sister was puzzled: "We already know the plot, isn't it a waste of money to watch it a few more times?"

"No, there's just some stuff I'm not sure about. I need to look at it a few more times."

This is the decision he made.

Is this movie really just like that?