Dragon, choose cultural victory to make money

Chapter 199: Playing together

"Don't move, don't move!"

The second level started again, and Doudou gave instructions.

"Listen to me, ready, go, stop, the green one in front jumps first."

Green jumped onto the ice with a small jump.

"Pull back, pull back, okay, Orange number two."

"Gray, up."

"Pink, yes, that's it, very good."

Before he could finish his words, the pink one failed to hold on and bumped into the gray one in front of him. Then, like dominoes, they collided with each other one after another, and the scene instantly became a mess.

"Don't hit me, don't hit me!"

"Jump a little, will you jump a little?"

“No more blood!”

Amidst screams, two deaths were achieved.

The distance reached was not even a little bit farther than the first death.

"It's all your fault, Pink. Why couldn't you stop yourself and bumped into everyone?"

"Isn't that because the gray station is too close? I don't even have a place to slow down."

"Okay, okay, blame me, right?"

"It's your fault!"

"You're a big stupid pig!"

"Bounce!"

"Bounce your rebound!"

When kids start quarreling, well, it's really noisy.

Everything will be converted into screams and the winner will be determined by who screams the loudest, and children usually refuse to admit defeat.

Scientifically speaking, screaming babies are a privilege reserved for animals at the top of the food chain.

For example, Homo erectus horribilis, or dragon.

When the larvae encounter danger, they scream, the louder the better, to attract the adults to come back to defend themselves.

Animals at the bottom of the food chain would not do this, because there is no point for the adults to return to defend, and it only turns the death of one person into the death of the whole family.

But for useful adults like hominids, screaming means danger, almost means trouble.

So it's in our genes that we get nervous and annoyed when we hear screaming.

Now the genes of Doudou and Drogo are working.

"Quiet!" Doudou shouted.

He is still very prestigious among the children, otherwise how could he be the gang leader.

"Stop arguing. Get through this level. At least you have to get the reward."

After hearing what Doudou said, the other seven young men calmed down for a while.

But they still threatened each other secretly.

"Don't hit me for a while!"

"Tsk, I was afraid you would bump into me."

"If you make it difficult for me to pass, I will beat you."

"If you hit me, I will tell your mother that you stole money from home to buy a spinning top!"

"you dare!"

Zhuogo listened with great interest. He didn't expect that he would dare to steal his mother's money. Although it was used to buy a spinning top, stealing money was still a very shameless act.

It would be better if he arranged for someone to secretly tell the mother the truth.

Mom, you don’t want your child to go down the path of stealing.

Then treat him to his favorite broom and clothes rack.

On the other side, Doudou was still seriously planning his tactics.

"Those who are not good at operation should go first. When you get on the ice, try to move a little to the right. Don't bump into each other. Leave space for the people behind you. Do you understand?"

"understood."

"Ok."

"I didn't make any mistakes. It was Bill's problem."

A few people answered reluctantly.

"No matter whose problem it is," Doudou said, feeling exhausted, "let's all work together to fix this cute cat park."

Drogo looked at Doudou, his eyes full of images of himself when he played MMO and led a team through dungeons.

Being a commander is never an easy job, you never know who will get sick at any point.

"Little Pink jumped first."

"Why? I operate..."

"No, your operation is not good. You jump first. Okay, next one is Little Gray. Perfect. Great. Little Orange. No, Little Red, don't move. It's Little Orange!"

However, it was too late. The Little Orange and Little Red that were activated at the same time collided with each other in the air, which triggered a chain reaction and the bumper game began.

"No, we agreed that Xiaocheng would jump first." Doudou threw the handle away, his mentality slightly broken.

"Ah, I thought mine was the orange one. There's no difference between the two colors," the player said innocently.

"Wait, what about these two characters?" Doudou pointed at Xiaofen and Xiaozi.

"Uh," he squinted his eyes and tried to read for a long time, "It's the same."

Okay, this one is color blind.

"It's ok."

Doudou seemed to be comforting the color-blind players, and also seemed to be comforting himself.

"No matter how many times we die, we will definitely pass the level."

Then immediately start a new attempt.

"Jump a little. If it's too slippery to hold on, just jump a little."

"Don't worry!"

"Press jump first, then press left, and you will stop in the air. If you jump in the direction you want, won't you be able to jump out?"

"I'm usually pretty good at playing games, but now my controls are so distorted."

"Oh, what's wrong... I'm sorry, it was my mistake."

The kids in the role-playing gang, who were full of fighting spirit just now, have collectively fallen into a state of autism.

Doudou was silent for a moment and decided to force the children to increase their seriousness.

"Whoever makes the first mistake will be recorded once, and the one who makes the most mistakes in the end will not be allowed to read new comics for free."

As soon as these words were spoken, the children immediately sat up straight and stared at the screen intently.

It was just right, absolutely right. Drogo was very satisfied. It was becoming more and more like a group mission.

Whoever makes a mistake and leads to the team being wiped out will send out red envelopes in the group.

One of the important benefits of the Role Playing Gang is that Doudou will be the first to buy any new comics, and even multiple copies, for everyone to read.

Not only that, he also bought the former Twin Towers City branch of the Drama Guild and converted it into a small warehouse to store his collection of action figures, dolls, toys, etc. that had nowhere else to place.

The small warehouse is also free to visit and is even open to non-gang members on weekends.

Of course, he also took adequate measures to prevent naughty children. He learned from the succubus in the northern factory that the collections were all enchanted with electric shock magic, and any little brat who touched them without permission would be punished with electric shock.

So much so that many parents will deliberately bring their children to visit so that they can get a shock and learn a lesson, and not to be naughty.

The concentration of 2D enthusiasts in Shuangta City is much higher than in other regions. In addition to the fact that the headquarters of the Drogo Group is located here, Doudou's personal dragon promotion has played a significant role.

"Okay, last one, jump, hold steady, take the key, walk forward, open the door, don't push, pass through one by one in order."

The effect of the punishment was immediate, and after only two more attempts, they passed the bumper level that had tortured them for 20 minutes.

"Very good, very good. Keep up the pace and try to pass the next level in two tries."

Doudou suddenly regained his confidence.

When you come to the next level, there is no "Don't touch me" and no annoying ice surface. Instead, every character is sitting on a small flying magic device.

The difference is that some people have guns on their magic devices, while some have shields.

"What is this?"

"Look, there are enemies flying over here!"

"Press this button below to attack!"

"My character is just a shield, what can I do?"

"Don't study it, just defeat the enemy first."

Xiao Hui opened fire at full force and successfully hit Xiao Zi.

"No, the bullets can hit teammates!"

"What kind of game is this? Can you hurt your friends?"

They have never seen a game with friendly fire, which is an inevitable part of cooperative games and the source of the downturn in friendships.

It will take you a while to figure out the rules of this level. The player with the gun is responsible for defeating the enemy, while the shield can block the enemy's bullets.

Each character dies by being hit twice, including friendly fire.

However, the merciful Drogo still gives a high tolerance rate. You can recover to full health by dodging after being hit for the first time.

Doudou quickly figured out how to pass the level. The eight players had to repeatedly change their formation according to the enemy's tactics. While the front row had to block the attacks, they also had to be careful not to be hit by their teammates.

The demand for cooperation has increased significantly compared to the previous level.

4th attempt.

"On the baffle, dodge the output. It's okay. This time it's already good. We'll be able to pass it soon."

15th attempt.

"Don't move the shield, it will block friendly bullets."

"If you don't move, I'll die!"

28th attempt.

"If you don't have the ability, don't attack. Hide behind the baffle. If you come out, you will cause trouble."

"No, stop hiding, the output is not enough!"

Half an hour later, everyone had collectively lost their minds.

"It's all your fault. If it weren't for your mistake, it would have just happened!"

"You died first last time."

"Blue is really a great animal!"

"Purple means people, I eat them!"

"I don't want to play with you anymore!"

"Why are you so stupid?"

"If you are mean to me, I will not be friends with you anymore!"

"If it's not good, it's not good. Who cares?"

"what!"

Who would have thought that the role-playing gang, which was established less than half a year ago, is now on the verge of disbanding because of a party game.

The excited friends are no longer satisfied with the literary battle and move on to the next stage.

Little Blue's Turtle Fist became the fuse for the escalation of the conflict. Little Gray tentatively counterattacked with a front kick. Little Orange cut into the battlefield at this time, but was caught by Little Green at a flaw and was dragged to the ground with a forward lunge.

Transformation, it is transformation.

Xiao Huang performed the transformation action of the Construct Warrior. Children will perform childish actions when fighting, but it had no actual effect and the psychological suggestion was extreme.

Seeing this scene, Drogo couldn't help but ask the camera to adjust the angle and record it in more detail.

Xiao Huang, I hope you have the courage to watch this scene when you grow up.

"Hahaha……"

Doudou suddenly smiled with relief, which made the children who were fighting each other at a loss.

However, he did not say anything like "don't beat him anymore", but quickly said: "There is no punishment now, but the pigs will die first!"

Before he finished speaking, he started a new round of the game and killed his teammates with two shots.

"Haha, Little Green is a pig!"

At this moment, the nature of the game changed.

The other friends were stunned for a moment, then immediately picked up the controllers again and started hurting each other.

"No, there's a problem! My role is to act as a shield, which is a huge disadvantage!"

"Then the one who killed his teammates now is also a pig!"

When passing the level becomes a secondary goal and watching their friends make fools of themselves becomes the primary goal, they have found the most original fun of the game.

No complicated goals, just pure joy.

"Hahahaha, why did you die again?"

"Don't laugh, you're a pig too!"

"That can't be helped. We have no humans left now."

"How many seconds do you think it will take for Xiaofen to die?"

"Soon, I guess."

"Don't put pressure on me, ah!"

Amidst laughter and joy, they had more and more fun playing, and passed the last two levels in a noisy manner.

"Why is it gone?"

“I want to play the next level!”

“It’s so fun, it feels better than the games in the game store.”

“I want this console.”

"Don't worry, we will definitely buy one for you in the future. No, we will buy several." Doudou made a promise.

The trial effect was very good, and Drogo gave them small Q-version doll gifts and distributed questionnaires, asking them what else they would like to see on the game console.

Nowadays, people are still very serious about questionnaires, at least they will read each option question carefully.

After sending the children away, Drogo checked the questionnaires on the collection.

Most of the suggestions reveal the naivety of children and have little reference value.

Questions like “Can games be free?”, “Can I convince my dad to buy me one?”, “I want my dog ​​to learn how to play games.”

However, among these innocent answers, Drogo also found a very interesting suggestion.

"Can I have a pet in my game console? My hamster died. It would be nice if the animal could live in the game."

(End of this chapter)