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Chapter 237: Drogo is always full of tricks

Chapter 237: Drogo is always full of tricks
As we all know, online dating, on the surface, appears to be a one-on-one communication between two parties, but in fact, it may be a confrontation between two "military advisors".

If it is in a university dormitory, the military advisor will expand from one person to a group of military advisors.

A unique group of people who have never been in a relationship get together and use the knowledge they learned from movies, TV, novels and animations to guide those who are in a relationship on how to date.

Although Sir Godot is not in the university dormitory now, he has a real university student, Maurice, by his side.

"She said that she made a small mistake when recording a new song today. She wanted to re-record it, but then she felt that tiny imperfections are also a kind of beauty."

In the study, Sir Godot and Maurice were studying the message from the "lonely performer".

"What does she mean? Does she know my situation and is hinting at me?" Sir Godot asked nervously.

Although he uses his real name online, he has not posted any content revealing his physical condition on social platforms.

On the Internet, he is a high-quality middle-aged human male with a wealthy family, well-read, and a love of art.

If you ignore his physical condition, he is.

It is precisely because of this that he is particularly afraid that someone will discover his illness and expose his perfect disguise.

"What kind of hint is that? What if she doesn't care at all? And more importantly, I want a photo first to see what she looks like."

The dog-headed military strategist Morris was giving advice on the side.

Sir Godot has been hesitating for two days about asking for a photo and has not made up his mind yet.

"That's very rude." Sir Godot quickly refused.

What he was afraid of was that after seeing the other person's photo, he would have to provide a photo himself.

"How can this be considered rude? I'm not trying to scare you, but do you play Auto Chess? Ever since a two-player mode was added to Auto Chess, there have been guys pretending to be girls, trying to trick the big guys into helping them rank up and giving them skins or something. It's disgusting."

Morris became a little emotional when he said this, and it was obvious that he was also a victim of this routine.

"If someone can cheat you of anything in the game, it's unreasonable that someone can cheat you of your property."

Sir Godot closed his eyes and acted as if he was not going to listen.

"How about this, instead of asking for photos directly," Morris had a second plan, "we can try to talk first, listen to the voice to confirm the gender, and then ask about height and weight, so that we can roughly determine, uh, body shape, you know."

"How is that possible?" Sir Gordo thought that Maurice's proposal was even more absurd than asking for a photo. "Asking a lady's height and weight directly is too offensive!"

"We haven't confirmed yet whether the other person is a lady."

"She must be! She wouldn't lie to me." Sir Godot turned his head and looked at the books on the reading shelf.

His body did not allow him to read books on the table, so he needed to use a stand in front of his eyes and hold a special stick in his mouth to turn the pages.

"Let me be quiet for a while and think about it. Come and find me when it's time to eat."

"Okay." Maurice expressed his respect for Sir Godot's decision, and whoever pays has the final say.

Leaving the study, Morris stood in front of the large window, with bright sunshine and elegant garden outside.

But the beautiful scenery couldn't make him feel better.

Maurice put away the easy smile he had when he was with Sir Gordo.

He was somewhat annoyed by the fact that the Kingdom of Villian had declared war on the City of Augustan.

It is not uncommon for two small places to start a war. For this world, peace is rare, and war is always the main theme.

There are always some areas at war. The reasons for the war are everything, including conflicts of interest, racial conflicts, or even simply because the monarch is mentally ill.

Some small countries have never lacked leaders with abnormal brains. There are reckless men who can fight wars but not govern, lunatics who rely entirely on family power, and the worst are fools who are lucky and are chosen as puppets by big countries for unknown reasons.

The fate of most small countries is not in their own hands, but in the hands of a few limited big countries.

For example, the Kingdom of Sutton, the Papal States, the Amman Federation, and his homeland, the Roman Empire.

As long as these major powers do not go out of business, the world will remain stable overall.

The survival or destruction of small forces will not have much impact on the world.

But the problem now is that the Roman Empire is over.

Although no troops were explicitly sent to participate in the war, the public declaration of support for the Varian Kingdom also represented some signals.

The current fragile era, which can barely be called peace, has only lasted for a few decades.

Is it going to be broken again?
As an international student who received the Lohman National Scholarship, he should return to his motherland to serve.

But as he got to know Roman better, he began to doubt whether this old empire was worth his life.

The entire Roman Empire is filled with a warlike atmosphere, wanting to restore the glory of the empire's heyday when it dominated the continent.

The idea is good, but the means used are not noble at all.

In order to obtain resources, they support puppet regimes in a number of small countries, and the leaders chosen are not those who truly want development, but greedy people who only want to reap the benefits.

Such candidates are easier to control.

It is also because of this that lucky "fools" are often supported.

The usual result is that Loman takes away the resources, leaving the local area in chaos.

There are worse means.

Morris felt that the move was extremely despicable.

People who were originally one ethnic group are forcibly divided into different ethnic groups. The principles for the division are often very sloppy. Sometimes the fate of hundreds of thousands of people for several generations may be simply determined by the place of residence.

Then they will create conflicts among these divided ethnic groups, allowing the conflicts to gradually evolve into hatred.

People who originally shared the same origin became "enemies" in just a few decades.

The Roman Empire was happy to provide weapons to these artificially created enemies, keeping them under control to the extent that they could not completely defeat the other side. The Imperial Parliament called this "balance."

The poor people in the "balance" are unable to unite and resist the empire.

At the same time, because they want to eliminate the "enemy", they must get more support from the empire, so they all obey the empire's orders.

This is how the country of Varian was created.

In order to prevent the forces in this region from uniting and posing a threat to the Roman Empire, the Parliament helped the Kingdom of Villian to develop rapidly and become a spoiler in this area.

It's just that this troublemaker seems a little too radical and is keen on annexing surrounding areas.

The city of Augustan became the new target.

Morris was worried that because of the Roman Empire's statement, the war would gradually expand and eventually lead to the Empire's participation in the war. If that happened, they, the imperial subjects abroad, would be recalled.

If that really happens, what should I do?

Like all the people of the Roman Empire, Morris was taught from childhood to give everything for the honor of the empire.

My childhood dream was to become a wizard and make great contributions to the empire on the battlefield.

Now that he is a wizard, he has no desire to go to the battlefield. If the so-called restoration of the glory of the empire is achieved in this way, Morris is unwilling to accept it.

He still loved his country, but he hated the emperor and parliament that currently controlled the empire.

"Maurice!" Sir Godot called from the study.

Morris shook his head. Why think so much? He was just an ordinary wizard with a little money, and now he was turned into a tiefling.

If a large-scale war really breaks out, no matter what you think, it will not affect the situation.

It’s better to live the life in front of you.

Take good care of Sir Gordo before going back to school, and finish filming "The Intouchables" by the way.

As for what happens in the future, let it be as it is.

"Coming," Morris responded.

When he returned to the study, he saw Sir Godot's face full of excitement.

Before he could ask, Godot said, "It's a girl, with a nice voice."

"You talked to her?"

Sir Godot nodded repeatedly.

"You won't even let me watch!" Morris deliberately made an exaggerated expression of surprise.

It turned out that they sent him away so that they could have a secret phone call and not give him the first chance to see the show.

“It’s called private space.”

Sir Godot said with some guilt.

He felt that with Morris watching, there were some things he would be embarrassed to say.

"Okay, private space, I understand. Do you want photos?"

Morris was still obsessed with the photo.

"No, but I asked her height and weight."

"Wow, that's amazing. You asked this directly during the call?"

"No, I just typed the question and asked it, using the excuse that I wanted to give her a dress."

It is much easier to type this kind of embarrassing question than to speak it out loud.

"She replied?"

"not yet……"

On the other side, in the recording studio of Drogo Group.

Recording of other soundtracks for The Intouchables is in progress.

It went much more smoothly than the recording of "One Morning", and Drogo suspected that Rowling had practiced a lot in advance.

But just now, the recording was paused for a while. Rowling picked up the phone nervously, and it seemed that someone important had contacted her.

No doubt it must be Sir Godot.

Rowling did not avoid other people when she made the call.

Then Drogo saw a female special skill, voice changing.

No magic was used, just pure technique. Rowling's voice was gentle and pleasant during the call, completely unlike her usual cold voice, as if everyone owed her 80,000 gold coins.

After the short and polite call, Rowling looked satisfied and a smile appeared on her face unconsciously.

Then I saw the new message in the chat box and was stunned for a moment.

He was stunned for about half a minute, then suddenly turned to look at Drogo with a look for help.

Asked: "What should be the height and weight of a good human female?"

The chief military advisor Drogo immediately understood that Godot was trying to confirm Rowling's approximate race and appearance, and Rowling also did not want to reveal her identity as a spider elf.

Because of the huge lower body of the spider, Drogo estimated that Rowling was at least three meters tall and weighed two hundred kilograms.

As soon as these two numbers were mentioned, even a fool could tell that she was not an ordinary creature.

One size bigger than the Hachishaku-no-Madam.

Maybe people would imagine her as a female troll.

Of course, the reputation of the spider elves is not much better than that of the female trolls.

"Height divided by weight squared, this number is between 18 and 24, which is considered excellent."

Drogo answered how BMI is calculated, which is body mass index.

A measure used to roughly determine whether your weight is within a healthy range.

Under this standard, being too thin is not acceptable.

Rowling thought about it herself and made up a number.

He is 1.7 meters tall and weighs 110 pounds.

Just as he was about to send it to Sir Godot, Drogo suddenly suggested, "I have a good idea. How about just sending a picture of you?"

"that is not?"

Rowling didn't want Godot to know that she was a spider elf. Her idea was to use the opportunity of recording "Flynn's Song" to test Godot's attitude towards the spider elves, just in case he couldn't accept it.

"Don't worry, humans are much more accepting of other races, especially good-looking ones, than you think."

Drogo recalled that when he watched "X-Men", he thought Mystique was simply perfect.

At that time, I thought my hobby was a bit perverted, but later when I looked online, I found that there were many people with the same "perverted" taste.

"Or, you can first send a half-length photo, with only the upper body part of the human body, from the back, so that Sir Godot will not be able to tell who you are at a glance."

Rowling thought about it and nodded.

"Then do you know how to take better photos?"

She has never taken a photo, but she has had portraits painted. The painter would beautify the portrait to a certain extent when painting, so that the final product would be much more beautiful while still being able to tell who the portrait is.

Beauty enhancement has always been a necessity, but nowadays it is still a technical job and filters cannot be added with just one click.

"Haha," Drogo laughed out loud, "I'm a real expert at this."

Finally, with the efforts of the Drogo Group's photography team, a set of mysterious, hazy and beautiful photos of Rowling's upper body from behind were captured.

In the photo, Rowling is wearing a backless dress, revealing a large area of ​​her smooth and white back, which would be a shame if she didn't get cupping treatment.

The skin is refined by a mage of the School of Transmutation using redstone shadows to ensure that no small flaws are visible.

To this end, Drogo also made some small adjustments to the original script. In the original script, the male protagonist and his female pen pal already knew each other's appearance before meeting.

Drogo had to remain mysterious mainly so that Sir Godot could perfectly show his expression changing from fear and tension to surprise in the last scene.

So Drogo told Godot that he had arranged for an actress to play the role of pen pal.

Drogo noticed that Ser Godot looked a little sad when he heard the news.

Maybe he was frustrated that his progress was not as fast as the characters in the script.

In order to ensure the smooth development of the relationship between this man and the spider elf, the military advisors of both sides began to cooperate and exchange information.

After Maurice told him that Sir Godot had changed his phone wallpaper to a photo of Rowling's back and that he talked on the phone for several hours every day, Drogo knew that he had basically won.

Watching other people fall in love is a very popular hobby.

While I am moved by other people’s sweet love, I am also sad about being single for many years.

Pain and happiness.

However, no matter how sad it is, it is impossible to take the initiative. It is not as interesting to fall in love as to watch others fall in love.

Gradually, more and more people gathered around to watch this middle-aged couple.

It started with Flynn, who noticed Drogo grinning as he watched Morris report the progress. Out of curiosity, she wanted to take a look too, and then she couldn't stop herself and started grinning along.

Then it spread to the entire crew, and then to the program team of Feilin Good Song.

Among most of Sir Godot's social circle, only he himself did not know who this "lonely performer" was.

This has caused Sir Godot to feel strange recently. Now whenever he appears in the studio, someone will glance at him from time to time.

And when Ms. Rowling got a little closer to him, she could hear the young people in the group making low voices calling out to their friends.

"Look, look!"

"Oh--"

"Yeah, I bumped into it, I bumped into it, it hit me so hard."

What does it mean to bump into something?
Did you fall?
Sir Gordo didn't understand.

He also felt that Ms. Rowling's attitude was a bit strange. She had been very cold to him before, but suddenly she became interested in chatting with him.

He also always asked him indirectly about his opinion on the spider elves.

So much so that he developed the classic illusion of masculinity.

Does she like me?

Sir Godot replied that he had no prejudice against the spider elves, just as Ms. Rowling had no prejudice against her body.

To be honest, he thinks Ms. Rowling is pretty good, strong, talented, elegant and friendly.

The most important thing is that there is no sympathy towards him that is like invisible pressure.

If his heart had not completely belonged to the lonely performer, he might have taken his relationship with Ms. Rowling a step further.

The filming of Magic Shadow and the recording of the following variety shows are going on at the same time. Drogo has been very busy these days.

The filming of The Intouchables is about to wrap up.

Before Sir Godot and Rowling revealed their identities, Drogo added some unimportant content to the variety show that required the two of them to coordinate.

This feeling is like the class teacher in school who knows who in the class is in a relationship, so he deliberately calls on two of the parties involved to answer questions.

Then the whole class will fall into a cheerful atmosphere where people can’t help laughing.

The same is true for the current program team.

Sir Godot and Rowling were communicating in the conference room, and eighty pairs of eyes were watching outside.

Bring some joy to the tedious and tiring recording work.

After finishing a day's recording, Drogo returned to the headquarters, and Aisha told him some important news.

"The envoy of the Roman Empire came to see you this afternoon and wanted to discuss a cooperation project with Magic Shadow."

"What project?"

"It's about a story about a warrior from the Varian Kingdom who fought bravely and defeated the fanatics from the Augustan City."

“So it’s a propaganda film.”

"Yes, the messenger said that we should show that the Kingdom of Villian is just and worthy of praise in this war."

"So do you think we should cooperate?"

Drogo suddenly asked Elsa.

"I?"

"Yes, your opinion."

"I think we shouldn't do that. Although the Roman Empire is very generous and a powerful country, this war itself is a mess. We are not suitable to film for one side."

Aisha expressed her opinion.

"We cannot guarantee whether the war launched by the Varian State is just. If it is not, it will affect the image of the group."

"I agree, so reject the messenger."

Drogo didn't have a good opinion of the Roman Empire. It was such a large market, but the Drogo Group was almost not allowed to enter. Now that they wanted to promote it, they thought of him.

I want to eat fart!
"And one more thing."

"what's up?"

"It's Doudou. He said that there might be a problem with the surveillance spell that the church set up on the Magic Vision System."

(End of this chapter)

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