Dragon, choose cultural victory to make money

Chapter 85: Learning to be a Bad Person
Students in later generations may be confused when taking history classes about what the "Battle of Tiechuitun" is, which is written next to the main text of the textbook and is not a test point in the small section on related historical facts.

The book describes it as an important turning point in breaking the ice between the "pointed ears" and the "shorty people", two ethnic groups that have long been resentful of each other.

With the help of the drow elves, the dwarves of the Crucible Clan won a complete victory in the battle against the dwarves of the Hammer Clan.

But this battle does not seem to have taken place during any famous war.

The book also does not provide a more detailed introduction to the causes and course of the battle.

However, the date of the battle has become a unique holiday for the dwarves and elves, and a grand music festival is held on this day every year.

Many years later, the fans who were following the rhythm with their hands on each other's shoulders under the stage of the music festival might recall the distant afternoon when they were sitting in the classroom and asking questions to the history textbook.

How grand was the “Battle of Tiechuitun”?
Not grand at all.

As an eyewitness of the battle, the red dragon Drogo, who has few special skills but an absolute speciality in life, can answer this question very responsibly.

Not only is it not grand, it is even a bit magical.

He once suspected that he had met the Chosen One of Sane in the continent of Felin.

Fortunately, there is indeed no subspace here.

This battle, which started because the opponent refused to give a satisfactory response after the player drew three stars and five mana in Auto Chess, took place in Hammer Village, a "famous international metropolis" in the dwarf gathering area.

A muddy field in the suburbs.

The venue selection is very reasonable, and this kind of ground will not cause people to get hurt by falling.

Useless life tips: In street conflicts, never use throwing techniques on hard roads. Otherwise, I can only wish you enjoy operating sewing machines and making umbrellas.

Ironhammer Village had always had minor conflicts with Forgehold every three days and a fight every five days, so no one took it seriously at the beginning.

Then I saw Barn Furnace leading a few drow holding strange things and standing at the back of the team.

The Hammerton dwarves habitually started trash-talking, mocking the other side for being in cahoots with Pointy Ears.

This is normal, using words to undermine the enemy's morale before a fight.

Then the other party showed what a whole new realm was.

The drow played their instruments, and powerful music echoed throughout the muddy ground. The resonant stomping of the cavalry's horses' hooves made people's blood boil and their hearts pound.

What made the Hammerton dwarves even more fearful was yet to come.

After the eight-bar prelude, Djokovic sang trash talk with his metallic voice and his unproficient common language!

Psychic attack!

Completely suppressed the dry verbal sarcasm here.

The dwarves of Forge seemed to be in a frenzy. With the help of the music, their morale soared and they defeated the dwarves of Hammerton with great ease.

However, this was not the end. They continued to shake their heads wildly to the rhythm on the muddy ground, and their proud beards flew up and down.

The enthusiastic atmosphere even infected the Hammerton dwarves who were knocked to the ground.

They got up again, but this time they didn't fight.

The dwarves split into two groups, standing on each side, and when the music entered the chorus, they ran towards each other and finally collided with each other.

Drogo was very satisfied with the performance, and it would have been even better if the dwarves hadn't insisted on singing along.

The advantage of popular culture over serious culture is its lower threshold.

At the same time, it also gives people the illusion that I can do it too.

The dwarves really got into it.

Zhuo Ge felt that calling them hoarse voices was an insult, but the key point was that his hearing was still quite good.

Tolkien lied to dragons. The dwarves he wrote about could sing bass and harmony beautifully.

Although the scene was torturous, the ending was perfect.

From then on, this drow band became famous among the dwarves and built up considerable confidence.

The typhoon became more and more elegant in subsequent small performances.

The market that their fellow bard elves had taken thousands of years to fully enter was broken through by these children in just a song.

The dwarves then brought the music of the drow to the taverns of humans.

The drow, dwarves, orcs, humans, and gnomes who live at the bottom of society all sway to the same rhythm.

What else can be said?

Long live the unity of the world's population. However, rock music is still quite niche, only spread among dwarves and some neighborhoods.

The live performances of the Zalls in various small bars were suspended.

The purpose is to allow them to accumulate on-site experience, not to make money. After they have gained enough experience, the key is still to produce the work.

The work is the hard truth for an artist to speak; it can’t just be about marketing.

Thus, the production of Feilin Continent’s first album began.

The carrier used is still magic crystal, with twelve pieces in a box, and each piece has a capacity of 3 to 7 minutes.

In addition to the music, there are also pictures, which are just simple performance videos.

Of course, if you can afford it, you can also buy a single-disc pack of twelve songs at several times the price.

There is no difference in content, it's just more expensive.

Now that we have started releasing songs, the band naturally needs a name.

Who wants the name Rolling Stone Beatles? Everyone opposes it.

In the end, it was the "underground abandoned pawn" that Xiao De came up with that was passed almost unanimously, demonstrating Zhuoer's identity.

The only dissenting vote was from Drogo.

In order to make it more acceptable to more people, the first album is positioned in pop punk style.

Simple to learn and easy to spread.

It’s a pity about their skills, but fortunately, there will be plenty of opportunities to show them in the future.

When explaining what punk style is, Drogo carried on with the fine tradition and made a crazy stab at Earth culture.

Green Day, The Magic Number 41, A Simple Plan, and My Chemical Romance were all stolen.

Although it was stealing, the process was not smooth.

Because Drogo's musical knowledge only extends to the few music classes he took in elementary school, and he hasn't seen a music teacher since junior high school.

He even sings out of tune, and he dares not open his mouth unless the KTV plays the original singer.

In the end, it was Drogo who hummed, and the drow guessed and then sang it out, and Drogo heard the difference, and then continued to hum, and the cycle repeated.

Fortunately, the underground abandoned child had excellent basic skills and managed to replicate many songs in this way.

Including the most important "Piercing Teen King" theme song.

After the album was completed, Zhuo Ge did not choose to promote it on a large scale.

After all, anything that is too unconventional will be opposed by mainstream society.

So he chose to promote it to young people.

To capture the young people's market is equivalent to capturing the future mainstream market.

Young people are always more receptive to new things. Douglas once said: "Any technology that comes out between the ages of 15 and 35 will change the world."

But how can we make young people interested in a new gadget quickly?
Simply, claim that this thing is banned.

What, the current website is at risk?

Humph! Website, you have successfully attracted my interest, and now I have to click in.

As a result, the album was known as a vulgar cultural product boycotted by the Bards Guild and the Musical Theater Guild.

The retail method is that an orc wearing a coat with magic crystals hanging on the inside of the coat would go around asking people: "Do you want magic crystals? The ones that are not allowed to be seen are vulgar ones."

The results were very good, and within a month the products were resold all the way to the royal city.

It was actually discovered by the Bards Guild and the Musical Theatre Guild, who jointly boycotted it.

A statement was also published in the newspaper, condemning vulgar culture for polluting young people.

Then it became even more popular.

To the extent that imitating Zhuoer makeup has become a fashion trend, many people paint their faces purple and blue, put on heavy eye shadow and blacken their lips.

Fortunately, Zhuoer doesn’t have a fancy hairstyle, otherwise Shamatte would definitely become great again in the Feilin Continent.

But Drogo didn't have time to care about how far Rock had rolled here, as there were more important things to do now.

The Magic Video Network has been completed in Shuangta City, and the first public trial broadcast is imminent.

(End of this chapter)