No abstraction, no cultivation

Chapter 30: Drunk
"What's the matter? You said there's a problem in the Buddhist world. Brother, are you familiar with Buddhist practitioners?" Taoist Lan changed the subject.

From the Buddha's hand just now to the Buddhist world now, Bailisong intends to lead the topic to this one.

"I am a serious person and I am not familiar with them." Bailisong shook his head and said to the Buddhist cultivator in a derogatory manner.

"But I have a ball." Bai Lisong said again.

Lan Daoren was puzzled: "Ball?"

What kind of ball is related to the Buddhist world.

Bailisong stood up shakily and took out a golden skull from the stone chair under his butt.

Xu Shun could see clearly that the stone chair was hollow inside and could actually hold things.

The golden skull was taken out and was about to emit light, but it was suppressed invisibly, and could only emit a faint Buddha light on the surface of the skull.

In the Buddha's light, there was the sound of chanting. Listening carefully, it was: "Thus I have heard: At one time, the Buddha was in the Jetavana Grove in the country of Savatthi. At that time, the master emitted light from his entire body at the beginning of the night. The light was golden, circling the Jetavana Grove seven times, and shining on Sudatta, which was also golden..."

"Is this... the Maitreya Sutra?" Lan Dao Ren recognized it immediately and said, "Brother Dao, how come you have this thing?"

"I picked it up." Bailisong said.

"Can Buddha bones be picked up?" Taoist Lan didn't believe it.

He knew what it was at a glance.

It is the bones of Buddha.

skull.

Bailisong also said with doubt, "I don't believe it either."

As soon as he loosened his hand, the golden skull slid down, and then he kicked the skull against the wall of the cave in the distance. The skull then bounced back and landed in front of Bailisong again.

Zi Su's eyelids jumped when she saw this scene.

That's Buddha's bones!

It is to be built into a tower and enshrined!
Oh~ Am I a Taoist now?
never mind!
Good kick!
"It fell from the sky that morning. I thought it was something else, but it turned out to be a skull. It was really unlucky."

"I don't know what this thing can be used for except as a ball and a urinal!"

"I was thinking, my life span is almost over. I picked up the Buddha's head. Could it be that God wants me to practice Buddhism exclusively?" Bailisong kicked the golden skull in front of Lan Daoren again.

Lan Daoren also kicked back and said, "It feels good, the weight is just right."

He knew that practicing Buddhism was not Bailisong's personality.

"So I listened to the scriptures." Bai Lisong shook his head and said, "I just felt that my wolf boss had never boasted so much!"

Everyone can brag, and he can also use this scripture to talk about how great he is.

But isn't that just fooling yourself?

The red panda lying on the tree with its tongue sticking out didn't hear what Bailisong said to him at all and continued to sleep soundly.

"Later, I heard that you had a Buddha's hand, and that other Buddha bodies appeared in the world of immortal cultivation. Only then did I feel that something was wrong." Bailisong kicked the golden skull again and again.

The skull was like a round ball, dancing around him in various shapes, leaving Xu Shun stunned.

What astounded him was Bailisong's ball skills, not the Buddha's bones.

Who would have thought that a monk could play football.

It is true that one cannot judge a person by his appearance, and one cannot guess how to judge a monk.

It's not surprising that a monk who has lived for thousands of years would have some strange skills.

"Is this Buddha's bone?" Bailisong asked.

"Yes! I can confirm it!" said Lan Daoren.

Taoist Lan is already the top cultivator in the world of immortal cultivation. If he said it was Buddha's bones, then it must be Buddha's bones.

"Why are the Buddha bones in the world of immortals?" Bailisong asked again.

Lan Daoist replied: "The immortals in the immortal world cannot return to the immortal cultivation world, and the Buddhist practitioners in the Buddhist world naturally cannot return to the immortal cultivation world either."

"Just because the living can't come back doesn't mean the dead can't come back!" Bailisong said, "I think so too."

"so……"

"So, how did Buddha die?" Before Bailisong finished speaking, Lan Daoren interrupted.

Can Buddha also die?
Would the Buddha who pursued the immortal body also die? Or even have his body scattered in the world of immortal cultivation?
Bai Lisong said: "It is not an ordinary Buddha bone."

"It is the Buddha bone of Maitreya Buddha!" ​​said Taoist Lan.

Maitreya Buddha is the future Buddha, the next Buddha in the Buddhist world. Although the power of the skull is very weak, it is far from the legendary Maitreya Buddha.

However, Taoist Lan still determined that it was the skull of Maitreya Buddha.

Unfortunately, it’s not Ksitigarbha or Guanyin.

The Qinghua Sect does not get along well with these two Bodhisattvas.

"Unless Maitreya is crazy, he won't disperse his golden body."

"He must have been forced!"

"So...something happened in the Buddhist world."

This is Bailisong’s speculation.

"It can't be that the people from the immortal world are attacking the Buddhist world, right?" Bailisong said.

He knew that Lan Daoren's Qinghua Sect had deep roots in the fairy world.

"Not sure, it shouldn't be. The Four Heavenly Emperors are fighting openly and secretly, and their dog brains are about to be beaten out." Lan Dao said with a sneer.

Taoist Lan deduced the situation in the fairy world from the messages passed down by the ancestors.

It is no different from the world of cultivating immortals, or even worse than that.

Because all people are the same.

It's just that the environment is different.

The external environment cannot change people, only people can change the environment.

“Hehe…” Bailisong laughed, “I think with my toes, you will definitely have a lot of troubles in the future.”

After that, he kicked the golden skull to Lan Dao Ren and said, "This thing is for you!"

"What do I need this for? To make soup?" Lord Lan said, stepping on the golden skull with his foot.

"It will be a trouble if you stay here. My disciples are still not very skilled in cultivation and they may not be able to suppress this ball." Bailisong sat down shakily and poured wine for himself and Lan Daoren.

Those jars of emerald green wine are almost finished.

"Don't I find it troublesome? Can't this thing be used to make soup? It's useless, useless!" Taoist Lan said as he put the golden skull away.

He already understood what Bailisong meant.

Solve problems and take good care of your apprentice.

This is what Bailisong really wanted to say.

"Making soup? Do you have the same idea? Speaking of making soup, I remember there was someone in the past who particularly liked to make soup?" Bailisong thought of someone.

"It's She Junyu." Taoist Lan said.

"Oh, oh, oh, right!" Bailisong patted his head and thought, "I remember she had two little snake teeth, and she was very cute when she smiled."

"You actually remember her!" Bailisong glanced at Lan Dao Ren.

According to his understanding, Lan Dao should not care about Snake Fang Girl.

"I met her younger generation in the mountains a few days ago..." Taoist Lan talked about the day he met She Wubao.

After listening to this, Bailisong did not feel sad. He laughed and said, "One day earlier, one day later, sooner or later."

"The past is like the wind, the past is like the wind!"

What’s past is past.

There's no use thinking about it!

"Also, you are such a big fool!"

"I think so too!"

On the fifth day of the twelfth lunar month, Taoist Lan and Bailisong got drunk!

(End of this chapter)