No abstraction, no cultivation
Chapter 7 Uncle Master
Chapter 7 Uncle Master
"I feel like I've been practicing very fast lately, and I'm almost breaking through to the second level of Qi training." Xu Shun said:
"Master, am I a genius in cultivation?"
"In just twenty days, you have gone from an ordinary person to the second level of Qi training. You can be considered a genius." Taoist Lan praised.
At this rate of practice, it might be possible for him to break through the ninth level of Qi training and become a foundation-building cultivator in one or two years.
It’s really fast!
"But this is nothing." Lan Daoren changed the subject and said, "Only after you build your foundation can you truly embark on the journey of cultivation."
"That's when you'll really face the test. I hope you can keep a calm mind and face the path of cultivation."
The real test? What is that?
You can't go against the will of heaven, there will still be a natural calamity, right?
"Isn't cultivating immortals just about absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth? And also about keeping a calm mind?" Xu Shun asked after hearing what Lan Dao said vaguely.
"You'll know later." Lan Daoren did not continue the topic. Instead, he patted his belly and said, "I've almost finished eating."
You've eaten most of the glutinous rice cakes at the stall, and there's no more left.
As for the other half, of course it was eaten by Xu Shun.
The two men stood up, Xu Shun paid the money, and walked out of the town.
Gold and silver are just things that are easily available to Master Lan now.
The glutinous rice cake stall owner took the money with a smile. He looked at the last piece of glutinous rice cake in his glutinous rice cake bucket and took it up to eat it himself.
Today, he can also finish his early shift and go home early.
As for what those two good-for-nothings, Lan Daoren and Xu Shun, said, he didn't take them to heart at all.
After two people finished eating all the glutinous rice cakes he sold in a day, there were dozens of them. What else could he be but a glutton?
He has heard a lot of nonsense about immortals, practitioners, etc.
A few days ago, he heard people say that he was the Jade Emperor who had come down to earth to transcend tribulation, and asked him to offer glutinous rice cakes, and after he transcended the tribulation, he would be given the title of Taibai Jinxing Dangdang.
He has seen too many of these scams.
He was afraid that the two would not give him money, but fortunately, they gave him money in the end, so his worries were in vain!
If these two people were gods, he would never sell glutinous rice cakes again!
Go sell dried tofu!
Thinking about these trivial things, the owner of the glutinous rice cake stall packed up his stall and went home.
After Xu Shun and Lan Daoren left the town, they wandered around, just like the good guys from Kyushu.
In a town called Slaughterhouse Town, Lan Daoren ordered a local specialty, a roasted whole pig.
He sat in front of a golden roasted whole pig and said to a huge pearl, "My dear seniors, today I am going to eat a roasted whole pig."
"This roasted whole pig is a specialty of the Pig-Slaughtering Town. It uses piglets that are less than a year old."
“The baked skin is crispy, the inside is tender, fragrant and not greasy, and it is famous far and wide!”
"Let me show you how to eat a pig's head in three bites..." As he said this, Taoist Lan broke off the pork from the roasted whole pig in front of him and started biting the pig's nose.
Although the roasted whole pig was a piglet less than a year old, it weighed about 40 to 50 kilograms after being roasted.
A pig's head weighs at least four or five kilograms.
Xu Shun looked at Lan Dao Ren helplessly as he bit off the pig's nose in one bite, bit off half of the pig's face in two bites, and the whole pig's face could no longer be seen after three bites.
At this moment, he wanted to slap himself.
I really committed a sin!
Although I was running around during this period, I ate and drank during the day and practiced at night.
Make Xu Shun very happy!
What makes me even happier is that I can feel my cultivation improving little by little every day. I am getting stronger every day. How can I not be happy?
So Xu Shun became arrogant.
He couldn't help but sigh that now they really were like food bloggers.
Food blogger was a profession that Xu Shun envied very much in his previous life. He could eat delicious food everywhere and make money.
It’s really cool! Lan Daoren asked what a food blogger is.
Xu Shun couldn't say he was shooting a video editor, so he said vaguely, "That's a job to record your feelings about eating and share it with others."
Xu Shun spoke vaguely, but who is Lan Dao Ren?
He is a cultivator in the Mahayana stage who is about to ascend to the heavenly stage.
He understood instantly.
He used the magic "Bead Technique" to record the meal situation, and then shared it with the seniors of Qinghua Sect after he was ready to ascend.
"I guess those hanged people have everything in the fairy world except the worldly life!" Lan Dao said confidently:
"I recorded these human fireworks to make them jealous."
It seems... that's the truth.
Xu Shun had no reason to object.
But he didn't expect that this is how Lan Dao eats.
The greasy juice from the roasted whole pork flowed down the mouth, onto the neck and belly!
My master!
The status of a person who practices Taoism!
So cool!
Xu Shun felt it was so painful that he covered his eyes and felt that he simply couldn't bear to look at it.
Every time he thought he had figured out Lan Dao's bottom line, Lan Dao would always come up with more tricks.
The Mahayana monks cannot be guessed!
How terrifying!
Alas, if I had known that Lan Daoren was like this, I shouldn’t have told him what a food blogger is.
Master, you are not greedy for them.
You obviously want to eat it!
While Xu Shun was muttering to himself, he suddenly smelled a fragrant breeze.
The fragrance is fresh and elegant, sometimes seeming to be absent, and sometimes clearly discernible.
Light and refreshing.
With another blur, Xu Shun saw a fairy in fluttering clothes appear in the restaurant serving roasted whole pig.
She has an extraordinary appearance, is extremely beautiful, and seems not to be a human being.
Her skin, as white as snow, was faintly blushed, as if the morning glow was reflected on the snow.
The clothes on her body are in the form of Taoist robes, but they are simple yet elegant. There is also a white gauze ribbon behind her, fluttering in the wind.
Her lips were rosy and slightly upturned, with a barely perceptible smile, like peach blossoms blooming in spring, gentle and charming, as she looked at Lan Daoist with a smile.
Such a beautiful fairy appearing in a dirty and greasy roast pig restaurant formed a huge contrast!
The other people in the roast whole pig restaurant were at a loss when they saw such a beautiful fairy. Some were mesmerized, while others kowtowed and called her a fairy.
Taoist Lan put down the pig bones in his hand, and, with his greasy body, performed the salute of a junior to the fairy.
"Lan Ran greets his uncle."
Master uncle?
Xu Shun was stunned. She was his master's uncle?
The female cultivator said, "Long time no see, Lan Ran. You will be ascending soon, but you didn't even tell Qinghua Sect that you were going to ascend, making it difficult for me to find you."
"Your cultivation level makes me ashamed. Why don't we call each other fellow Taoists?"
As soon as the female cultivator opened her mouth, her voice was clear, pleasant, ethereal and ethereal.
Unexpectedly, Lan Daoist, who was always casual and cheerful with Xu Shun, said in a serious tone: "Uncle Master, how can we mess up the seniority? If I ascend to the immortal world one day, won't Master scold me?"
"Disciple, why don't you come over and pay your respects to your uncle-master." Taoist Lan motioned Xu Shun to come over and pay his respects.
Xu Shun came over and saw such a beautiful fairy. He bowed respectfully and said, "Zicai greets his uncle master."
Damn, the name Zicai is too ugly!
(End of this chapter)
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