The evil forces roaming the heavens

Chapter 1393 Take good care of the car, or I'll break your legs!
On a remote highway, dim lights illuminated the station.
Sitting in the chair, Zhang Cheng smoked a cigarette, his legs crossed leisurely.
"Company commander! There's no village or shop in sight, what are we waiting for here!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng, Wang Jianguo's face showed a blank expression, appearing somewhat bewildered.

Because this place is just like that place; any slightly remote area feels like a poor, desolate backwater!
However, the roads here are well-maintained, and there are even streetlights at the station!

Turning his head, Zhang Cheng looked at Wang Jianguo and said, "I've told you before, when you're out in the world, you give yourself your identity. You have to call me Yi Zhonghai, the Moral Celestial Venerable, understand? Yan Bugui!"

Upon hearing Zhang Cheng's words, Wang Jianguo's lips twitched as he said, "Understood, Yi Zhonghai!"

"Ah, that's more like it!"

With a broad smile, Zhang Cheng looked up at Wang Jianguo and said, "If we don't find anyone suitable in another half hour, we'll have to go to the city center!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng, Wang Jianjun's eyes widened and he said, "Are we here to steal your car?"

"What else can you do? Walk there! Do you think this is Southeast Asia? Running back and forth through mountains for over a hundred kilometers! Aren't you tired?"

Staring at Wang Jianjun in shock, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but complain.
If you're talking about fighting monkeys or Japanese pirates, Zhang Cheng could work for three days and two nights without closing his eyes, directly infiltrating the rear.
But if you ask him to walk from here to the city center, sorry, Mr. Zhang can't do it!
This isn't a village where transportation relies entirely on walking and communication relies entirely on shouting, so why should he waste his energy!
Wouldn't it be better to just sit here and wait for the "destined one"?

"Brother, I think Yi Zhonghai is right!"

Looking at Wang Jianjun beside him, Wang Jianguo nodded hurriedly, because he also didn't want to walk.

Turning his head, Wang Jianjun looked at his younger brother and slapped him across the face, saying, "Do you even have the right to speak?"

Covering his head with a wronged expression, Wang Jianguo said, "Liu Haizhong, you've gone too far!"

"You call me Liu Haizhong, right? You're a teacher and educator, right? You're Yan Bugui, right!"

Slap after slap landed on Wang Jianguo's head, while Wang Jianjun started bullying his younger brother.

Looking at the two brothers, Zhang Cheng shrugged helplessly. After all, Lu Ziqiao was right; when you're out and about, you still need a disguise!

What if it gets exposed someday? At least there are ways to avoid the risk!
"Big brother? A car is here!"

Pointing to a spot not far away, Wang Jianjun and Zhang Cheng immediately looked over.
Just as the two turned their heads, Wang Jianguo suddenly stood up, his scalp tingling, and said, "The car... there's no one in the car!"

"Calm down! Don't forget, we are the people's soldiers! This is feudalism!"

As he pulled out the triangular bayonet from his back, Wang Jianjun's eyes turned fierce.

"That car is moving by itself, brother!"

He spoke in fear, his face pale, because he really didn't expect to encounter this situation so soon after arriving here!

"Company commander, I'll go check first!"

He spoke cautiously, while Wang Jianjun gripped his triangular bayonet, preparing to step forward.

But at that moment, Zhang Cheng stopped Wang Jianjun and said, "Brother, do you guys have any brains? It's obvious the car ran out of gas and people are pushing it from behind!"

"what?"

Staring at Zhang Cheng in astonishment, Wang Jianjun and Wang Jianguo were both dumbfounded.

"Crash!"

As the car slowly approached, the three people saw the person struggling to push it from behind.
Sweat poured down his face as the man looked at Zhang Cheng and his two companions at the nearby station and immediately shouted, "You bastards, what are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a car that won't start in the middle of the night?"

"What did you call me?"

Pointing to himself, Zhang Cheng stared at the other person in disbelief.

Because he seemed to have heard the key words!
"Damn it!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng, the other person stopped and then spoke with a disdainful expression.
"My darn thing!"

Standing up, Zhang Cheng immediately prepared to rush forward.

Seeing Zhang Cheng's state, Wang Jianjun and Wang Jianguo quickly stopped him, saying, "Company Commander, calm down, calm down, it's not that bad, it's not that bad!" "Hey, aren't you leaving? If our company commander gets angry, he might even beat you to death!"

Seeing that the other person was still standing there, Wang Jianguo couldn't help but shout.
"Kill me! Do you even know who I am? I'm a really tough guy! Damn it, you bastard!"

Pointing to himself, the man adjusted his glasses and spoke with a disdainful expression.
"What the hell!"

Pushing aside Wang Jianjun and Wang Jianguo beside him, Zhang Cheng sprinted towards the man.
Seeing Zhang Cheng approaching directly, the man was quite frightened and said, "Hey, what are you doing? Hitting someone is against the law!"

"Go to hell! Call me handsome!"

With a powerful Ultraman flying kick, Zhang Cheng sent his opponent flying through the air.

His body crashed heavily onto the roadside, and the man clutched his chest, screaming in pain.

Because Zhang Cheng's kick was really vicious!
Approaching the man, Zhang Cheng pulled him to his feet and asked, "What are you calling me now?"

"Handsome, don't slap me in the face! I make a living with my looks!"

Upon speaking to Zhang Cheng, the man immediately became frightened.
Upon hearing his words, Zhang Cheng slapped his face and said, "Why didn't you say that earlier? Why did I have to punch you, Puniam!"

Standing up, Zhang Cheng went to the car, inspected it, and immediately pulled out the spark plugs to check them.
Seeing Zhang Cheng repairing the car, Wang Jianjun stepped forward and asked, "Brother Lianhai? Can you do this?"

"What 'Brother Hai'? Call me Big Brother!"

Looking at Wang Jianjun with annoyance, Zhang Cheng complained, "What kind of address is this?!"

A few minutes later, Zhang Cheng put the spark plugs back in and then tried to start the car again.

"boom!"

The car engine started, and the man immediately rushed forward excitedly, saying, "It started! It started! Brother, how did you do that!"

"Idiot? Your valve stem seal is leaking, how can you start the engine!"

Looking at the other person with disdain, Zhang Cheng gestured for everyone to get into the car.

Watching Zhang Cheng drive away, the man stood by the roadside, hesitated for a long time before shouting, "Hey, brother, this is my car! I haven't gotten in yet!"

"Brother, what about the person behind us?"

Looking at the person in the rearview mirror, Wang Jianjun asked,

"What can we do? We'll just dump the car in a conspicuous spot when we get to the city. Don't worry!"

Zhang Cheng smiled as he spoke to Wang Jianjun behind him.

We arrived in the bustling city center, just as the nightlife was in full swing.

Looking at the brightly lit streets, Wang Jianjun and Wang Jianguo couldn't help but widen their eyes.

Zhang Cheng parked the car at a bar, got out, and arrogantly walked up to the valet parking attendant. He then threw a gold bull bill in front of the attendant and said, "Take care of the car, or I'll break your legs!"

Staring at Zhang Cheng in astonishment, Wang Jianjun couldn't help but widen his eyes and say, "Brother, aren't you being a bit too arrogant?"

"Hey, when you're out in the world, you choose your own identity, so don't be afraid! I've got your back!"

After speaking to Wang Jianjun, Zhang Cheng went inside.

Looking at the golden bull in his hand, the valet driver glanced at Zhang Cheng with a look of astonishment, because the customer was really generous!

However, when he arrived at the car, his eyes widened immediately, because wasn't this the car that had just been reported as stolen?

"Whatever, it's not like I stole it!"

While driving, his younger brother parked the car in a side alley.
They're valet parking, not police officers. For car theft, of course you should go to Sai Kung Big Fool!

(End of this chapter)