The evil forces roaming the heavens

Chapter 21 What a disgusting business war!

Tokyo, Bianliang,
Among the 72 restaurants, Fanlou is undoubtedly the leader.

However, not far from Fanlou, a five-story building was being decorated.

Waving a folding fan in his hand, Zhang Chengzheng said like a gentleman: "Chai Wu, go back and thank your young master for me!"

"You are joking, young master. The young master is also very interested in what you are going to do!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in front of him, Chai Wu immediately complimented him.

While the two were chatting, Situ Yaozu came over carrying a person.

"Hey, I've already told you, I'm not changing jobs, what are you doing?"

Wang Erya looked at Situ Yaozu with a slightly angry look on her face.

"It's safer for you to come here!"

Speaking to Wang Erya, Situ Yaozu began to explain,

"This is Kaifeng Prefecture, under the feet of the emperor. How could I be in danger?"

After hearing Situ Yaozu's words, Wang Erya's face was full of rejection.

"Cousin, who is this?"

Turning his head, Zhang Cheng looked at Wang Erya curiously with a puzzled look on his face.

"Oh, cousin, she is Wang Erya! A prostitute who sings songs!"

Introducing Wang Erya, Situ Yaozu explained: "This is my cousin, the future Prince Consort!"

Looking at Situ Yaozu with a twitching mouth, Zhang Cheng wanted to say that it was okay to mention it in the beginning, but it was unnecessary to mention it in the end.

Suddenly hearing Situ Yaozu's words, Wang Erya stepped forward and asked curiously, "Is the princess your cousin is going to marry the same princess whose husband was beheaded by Justice Bao some time ago?"

"Hey, you know this too?"

Looking at Wang Erya in surprise, Situ Yaozu was astonished.
"Of course, it's all spread in our brothel. I heard that the new prince consort is seven feet tall and very handsome."

After saying this, Wang Erya looked at Zhang Cheng and said, "But he's not even seven feet tall!"

"More than six feet, almost seven feet!"

Looking at Wang Erya angrily, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but grit his teeth.

"More than six feet, that's not even seven feet!"

Complaining about Zhang Cheng, Wang Erya seemed to have no idea what fear was.
Taking a deep breath, Situ Yaozu quickly covered Wang Erya's mouth and said, "Shh, don't say anything, my aunt, my cousin is a man who holds grudges!"

"Cousin, your friend is quite naughty!"

Looking at Situ Yaozu with a smile on his face, Zhang Cheng didn't know what to say.

One foot in the Song Dynasty was 33 centimeters. If one was really seven feet tall, he would be more than two meters tall!

That's it, why be a royal consort? Wouldn't it be better to go directly to the battlefield and be Xiang Yu?
Zhang Cheng is not very tall, but he is over six feet tall!
Converted to modern height, it would be 195cm, which was considered outstanding in the Song Dynasty.

"Cousin, don't bother with her. She is a village girl who just came to the city. She doesn't know much!"

Looking at Wang Erya beside him, Situ Yaozu hurriedly explained,
"Oh!"

Just as Situ Yaozu finished speaking, Wang Erya suddenly stepped on his instep.
Covering his mouth, Situ Yaozu looked around, his face flushed red.
"My dear girl, my Tianshang Renjian is in need of a manager. I wonder if you can take over!"

Looking at Wang Erya with a smile on his face, Zhang Cheng explained,

"What do you do here? It's not like those brothels, is it?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng, Wang Erya showed a suspicious look.

Because the reason why she became a prostitute was that she was unwilling to accept the "dark side" of the brothel!
Wang Erya didn't care about the talent and romance of the scholars. She came to Bianliang with her dream, but in the end, those who sang worse than her became famous.

"Don't worry, everything is voluntary!"

Looking at Wang Erya with a smile on his face, Zhang Cheng raised his eyebrows and spoke,
“You have a big background?”

Looking at Zhang Cheng puzzled, Wang Erya became curious.

"I'm telling you, Chen Shimei was beheaded by my cousin who was acting as a lawyer!"

Situ Yaozu came forward to explain quietly. Wang Erya's eyes widened at Situ Yaozu's words. She couldn't help but look at Zhang Cheng and said, "Sir, you didn't fall in love with the princess a long time ago, did you? That's why you killed Chen Shimei."

Just as Wang Erya finished speaking, Situ Yaozu next to her said in disbelief: "Cousin, do you still have the ambition to become prime minister?"

"I, Zhang, have read the Spring and Autumn Annals, behave properly, and sit upright. I have never had such thoughts!"

Looking at Wang Erya unhappily, Zhang Cheng also slapped Situ Yaozu.
If this statement gets out, how will Zhang survive in the future?

"Reading the Spring and Autumn Annals?"

Turning his head, Bai Yutang was dumbfounded when he heard these words.

Because she and Zhang Cheng were classmates.

What does this guy read all day? It’s Master Pang’s collector’s edition of “Complete Picture and Text Explanation”!

"Shut up! If you say anything more, give me back the Juque Sword!"

Pushing Bai Yutang away, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but threaten him, because he felt that his innocence was about to disappear.

Zhang Cheng: Everyone is mortal since ancient times, so we must leave our innocence in this world!

Chai Wenyi: How can you say such a thing?

Entering the magnificent Heaven on Earth, looking at the craftsmen who were renovating the place, Situ Yaozu asked curiously, "Cousin, why are there two pools here?"

"You don't understand, this is called gathering water to make money!"

Waving the folding fan in his hand, Zhang Cheng explained with a smile on his face,
"What about this? Why is there a turtle here?!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng puzzled, Situ Yaozu asked,
"Turtle? What turtle? What I'm displaying is clearly a toad!"

After saying this, Zhang Cheng turned his head, but in the next second, he froze in his tracks and said, "Where the hell am I with such a big toad?"

Seeing that the toad in the pond was gone and only two water turtles were left in it, Zhang Cheng also became panicked.
Because as a southerner, he may not believe in the disaster caused by right eye twitching, but he must believe in the golden toad of the God of Wealth!
It doesn’t matter if you steal his Feng Shui fish, but if you steal his golden toad, Zhang Cheng will go crazy!
Zhang Cheng: Ah, my golden toad.
Black Bear: Ah, my Armani.
"Who, who stole my golden toad!"

Scratching his head, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but get anxious and asked Chai Wu next to him,
"Golden Toad? Just now a group of people from Fanlou came over and took a look around, then left with a toad in their arms. Is that what you are talking about, sir?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in shock, Chai Wu asked,
Because he didn't take the golden toad seriously at all. After all, it was just covered with a layer of gold on the outside and was made of iron inside!

"What a disgusting business war!"

Thinking that the people from Fanlou had actually stolen his golden toad, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but take a deep breath.
Because he had long guessed that he would have a competitive relationship with Fan Lou, but he didn't expect that the other party would be so decisive!
"Cousin, what should we do now?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng beside him, Situ Yaozu became serious.
Looking at Situ Yaozu beside him, Zhang Cheng was silent for a moment and said, "Build two stone-throwing turrets on the roof for me, aiming at Fan Tower. I want to bombard the Feng Shui Bureau!"

"what?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in confusion, Situ Yaozu and Chai Wu beside him were dumbfounded.
No, they are stealing golden toads, but you are setting up a trespassing tower here? Who did you learn this from? Will it work?
Looking at Zhang Cheng in confusion, Wang Erya felt that this guy had some issues, and they were quite serious!
Standard Chartered: I am familiar with this operation!

Zhang Cheng: If I had the skills, I would have mastered the three-sided steel knife of Bank of China!

Fan Lou: Come on, please invite the master over!
"Tonight, Bai Yutang, go steal the sign of Fanlou!"

Looking at Bai Yutang beside him, Zhang Cheng became serious.
"I?"

Pointing at himself, Bai Yutang looked stunned, because wasn't this like Hydra asking Benbo Baer to mess with Tang Monk and his disciples?
(End of this chapter)