The evil forces roaming the heavens

Chapter 25 Zhao Zhen stood up!

Tokyo, Imperial Palace,
In the back garden, under the sunny sky,
The only "punished man" in the Song Dynasty was sitting on a chair, holding his waist.

"Sir, do you need the imperial kitchen to prescribe some tonic medicine for you?"

He stepped forward and spoke, while the eunuch beside him lowered his head and spoke,
"No need, I'll just take it easy!"

Raising his hand to reject the eunuch's words, Zhao Zhen didn't know at this moment whether he should enjoy it or be forced to accept it all.
Ever since Concubine Pang changed into a pair of black stockings two days ago, everything has changed.

Even though he was the "punching bag" of the Song Dynasty, Zhao Zhen still had dignity, that is, he could never say that he was incompetent.
Unexpectedly, Concubine Pang had more and more tricks. In addition to black silk stockings, she even wore light gauze in the room.

That looming figure made Zhao Zhen unable to stop!

Just like that, in just two days, the originally weak Zhao Zhen could only hold up his back to attend court.
Faced with the "scolding" of Bao Zheng and other officials, he could only say that he had sprained his waist.

But he looked pale. Any man would know that.

"Sir, I heard that Prince Pang has entered the palace again!"

He approached Zhao Zhen and spoke, while the eunuch whispered the news.
"What? Pang Yu is in the palace again?"

Zhao Zhen's eyes widened as he heard this, and his face turned even paler.
Because it was from the time Pang Yu first entered the palace that Concubine Pang changed.

If this happens a few more times, can Zhao Zhen really withstand it?
Thinking of this, Zhao Zhen quickly turned around and said, "Notify the imperial kitchen to give me more food in the near future!"

"Your Majesty, I heard that there is a medicine in heaven that can help with sexual intercourse. Do you want me to take a look?"

Looking at Zhao Zhen, the eunuch asked,

"Heaven on Earth? Where have I heard of this name before?"

When asking the eunuch, Zhao Zhen took a comfortable posture and spoke.
"The items that Prince Pang brought are all items from heaven and earth! Moreover, they have some misunderstandings with Fan Lou!"

Looking at Zhao Zhen in front of him, the eunuch smiled and explained,

Looking at the eunuch beside him, Zhao Zhen couldn't help but teasing, "Oh, tell me, what exactly is the misunderstanding!"

"When Fan Lou saw that the Paradise on Earth was opening not far away, he was worried that the business would be taken away, so he sent someone to steal the Golden Treasure Toad."

When the eunuch finished saying this with a face full of sarcasm, Zhao Zhen couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Hahaha, Director Fanlou is also a wonderful person! How did the Heavenly Mankind deal with it?"

"Tian Shang Ren Jian has set up two catapults on the rooftop, facing Fan Lou. I guess the two are still working out the Feng Shui plan!"

When explaining to Zhao Zhen, the eunuch laughed.
"Who opened this heavenly world?"

After listening to the eunuch's words, Zhao Zhen became interested in Heaven and Earth.
"Your Majesty, Tianshang Renjian will be marrying Princess Yingxing's consort, Zhang Cheng, in five days!"

He approached Zhao Zhen and spoke, and the eunuch laughed.

"Oh, so he is my brother-in-law!"

After hearing what the eunuch said, Zhao Zhen couldn't help but stand up and said, "The weather is nice today, why don't we go out for a walk in Bailongyufu?"

"As long as the officials like it!"

The eunuch standing next to Zhao Zhen chuckled.

The Chief Censor and the Shaoqing of the Taichang Temple,

Zhang Cheng looked at Zhang Erhe in disbelief and said, "No, what did you say? I want to marry Princess Yingxing?"

"That's right, why are you so excited? Is it true, as the rumors say, that you fell in love with her at first sight? If so, you will have to pay me money!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng with a smile on his face, Zhang Erhe couldn't help but tease him.
"Who, who is ruining my reputation!"

Zhang Cheng couldn't help but roar with anger.
Suddenly, Zhang Cheng's roar was heard. Wang Erya, who was passing by next door, turned around and left quickly.

Because of this incident, it seems that she talked about it with the sisters in the brothel, and then it turned out like this!
"Hey, what are you talking about, kid? Isn't this a good thing? Lovers will eventually get married!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng, Zhang Erhe laughed, "It's fine if you let me be your adopted son, and it's also fine if you marry the princess, but the problem is that I killed Princess Yingxing's husband!"

Looking at Zhang Erhe in shock, Zhang Cheng didn't know how to complain.
He originally thought that he would be like the Prince of Dali, singing "Yi Jian Mei" on the wedding day.
But unexpectedly, instead of becoming Zhao Zhen’s cheap son-in-law, he actually became Zhao Zhen’s brother-in-law!

Is Princess Yingxing pretty? Of course she is!
But the problem is, the grass hasn’t grown on Chen Shimei’s grave yet!

What if Princess Yingxing thought of Chen Shimei one night? Then it would be a matter of whether Zhang would still be alive or whether he could see the sun the next day!
"Add more money, I tell you, you have to pay more for this!"

Looking at Zhang Erhe seriously, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but become serious.
Because in the past, marrying a princess would at most cause discomfort for a while, but now it’s different, it will cause discomfort for a lifetime!
"What? You're crazy. You want to add more money? Do you think I'm a printing press?"

Zhang Erhe looked at Zhang Cheng in shock. He had never expected that he would raise his price before getting married.

"Either pay more, or, see you at Caishikou!"

Looking at Zhang Erhe in front of him, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but stare at him.
"Hey, it's just a small matter, why bother going to Caishikou? Just tell me how much you want and your foster father will make it for you!"

When Zhang Erhe heard the words "Caishikou", he immediately became amiable.
"At least 100,000 taels. The princess can't touch me, but I have to find at least five concubines. The house prices in Bianliang are high. You can't expect me to stay in the princess's mansion. Food, clothing, shelter and transportation all cost money."

Just as Zhang Cheng was counting on his fingers, he suddenly froze in place.

Looking at Zhang Cheng, Zhang Erhe frowned and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"One hundred thousand taels doesn't seem to be enough"

Looking at Zhang Erhe awkwardly, Zhang Cheng's mouth twitched.

"Five hundred thousand taels, it's settled. For one more penny, we'll meet at Caishikou!"

Hearing Zhang Cheng say this, Zhang Erhe couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, because this bastard wanted to raise the price, which was simply too much.

Fortunately, he has earned a lot of personal money over the years, otherwise he would not be able to become a royal relative!

Heavenly Man,

Zhao Zhen, who looked like a handsome young man, was looking at everything in front of him with blurry eyes.
Because this place is so luxurious, even more dazzling than his palace!

While Zhao Zhen was admiring the stunning dance, the eunuch next to him had already lit the fireworks.
Looking at the eunuch's cigarette, Zhao Zhen asked, "What is this?"

"Official, this is a cigarette, it will refresh you!"

He handed over a cigarette, and the eunuch laughed.

Although he is a eunuch, no one has ever said that eunuchs cannot visit Heaven and Earth!

"call!"

As mist came out of his mouth, Zhao Zhen's eyes lit up and he said, "This thing is quite interesting!"

"Sir, there is this here!"

Pointing to a plate of small blue beans, the eunuch leaned over to explain in his ear:

"Oh, is this thing so magical?"

Looking at the eunuch in surprise, Zhao Zhen's eyes were shining.
But after appreciating the dance, Zhao Zhen planned to go back and try again. However, at the moment of leaving, he froze in his tracks.
"Shh!"

Zhao Zhen lowered his head and walked quickly, fearing that he would be discovered.

As Zhao Zhen flashed by, Bao Zheng said, holding Huazi in his hand, "Strange, why do I feel like I saw the emperor?"

"Officials? Impossible?"

Standing next to Bao Zheng, the Eighth Sage King was holding a cigarette in his mouth, with a puzzled look on his face.

But just as the two of them finished speaking, the woman next to them came forward and enjoyed the service. Bao Zheng and the Eighth Wise Kings put the matter behind them. After all, how could the emperor be here? Wasn't he afraid of being scolded?
Zhao Zhen:.
(End of this chapter)