The evil forces roaming the heavens

Chapter 33 Zhang Cheng: "Come on, are you going to use a dirty trick?"

South Asia, the capital of the bull-roaring barbarians,

The aroma of instant noodles is spreading all around.

"Today's siege was a great victory. The Lord has specially distributed relief supplies. Eat and drink enough!"

Leading a group of soldiers, Niu Er's face was full of smiles.

"My Lord is so magnanimous!"

Hearing Niu Er's words, the soldiers around him immediately laughed.
"I never thought that one day I would be able to eat such delicious food!"

"Yeah, I was digging ditches the month before last?"

"What's that? I'm working like a slave for the commander-in-chief, and I can't even support my wife and children!"

Just as a group of people were eating instant noodles with smiles on their faces, Zhang Cheng, who was patrolling the camp, could not help but fall silent.

If the people of all dynasties could have enough food to eat, they might not have rebelled!
"Cousin, we have taken down the Niuhouman. Do we still need to continue fighting?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng curiously, Situ Yaozu asked,
"Dali is not something we can take right now! Let's have someone quickly build an arsenal in the Li Dynasty. We can't rely entirely on the Song Dynasty!"

With a gleam in his eyes, Zhang Cheng quickly took out the map.
As the candlelight flickered, Zhang Cheng pointed to a place and said, "There is a mine here. Let's go dig!"

"But this place is not our occupied territory yet!"

Looking at the geographical location in surprise, Situ Yaozu was stunned.
"I'm not the one waiting for Li Chao? Then why is it in my hands?!"

Looking at Situ Yaozu with disdain, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Zhao Kuangyin was crowned with the yellow robe at Chenqiao. Doesn’t this prove that the bigger the fist, the more powerful it is?
Even if Champa does not belong to them, with their strong armor and sharp swords, can they still refuse?
"I know, cousin!"

Hearing Zhang Cheng say this, Situ Yaozu nodded immediately.
Looking at Situ Yaozu's sensible appearance, Zhang Cheng patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, we brothers will definitely be famous in history in the future!"

With eyes wide open, Situ Yaozu looked at Zhang Cheng, and at this moment a sentence emerged in his mind, that is, notoriety.

After all, when they attacked the Li Dynasty, they didn't even find a reason. They just drove their boats and attacked directly.
As for the Niuhou Man, he marched northward without even giving them a chance to beg for mercy.
When Situ Yaozu thought of the evaluation of future generations, he suddenly felt a little nervous.

"Cousin, I'm afraid we will be infamous forever, right?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng awkwardly, Situ Yaozu couldn't help but explain.

"Hey, if you say something like that, does bad reputation no longer count as good?"

Patting Situ Yaozu on the shoulder, Zhang Cheng smiled.
Why do Chinese people admire the achievements of Emperor Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han? It is because one of them established the rules, and the other showed his pride.

With the support of Zhao Song, even if Zhang Cheng would be called a butcher in the future, at least he would not be scolded too badly, right?

Zhang Cheng: I’m sorry, this is all thanks to the emperors of Zhao and Song!
Zhao Guangyi: We have the same donkey cart, but you may not run faster than me!

Zhao Kuangyin: Come, Prince of Jin, I will teach you Taizu Changquan!
Half a month later, at the Dali frontier,
The two armies faced each other across the river.

Looking at the neatly-organized camp, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but sigh: "It's a loss to fight with the cousins ​​in this place!"

Looking at the mountains and forests, Zhang Cheng felt the difficulty for the first time.
Because Dali is not so easy to conquer. Even if it can be pacified, it cannot withstand the rebellion of its relatives!
The brothers of Southwest F4 have always been a hot potato in every dynasty.
Because the mountain roads are rugged and the terrain is steep, if the people here rebel, you basically can't do anything about them.
Fighting is troublesome, not fighting is even more troublesome.
When Zhang Cheng left the Song Dynasty, there was a rebellion in Shu. It is estimated that when he returned, the rebellion there had not yet been quelled.
Don’t ask why. The real reason is that rebellion is normal. It would be strange if there was no rebellion in Shu one day.

This is just like daily life, eating, sleeping, playing Doudou,
He rebels when he is in a bad mood, when a natural disaster strikes, and when an official offends someone.
The main focus is on one person, and since we have nothing to do anyway, why not everyone rebel together!
"Cousin, Dali's army looks very difficult to defeat!"

Coming to Zhang Cheng, Situ Yaozu showed a solemn look on his face.
After all, he had participated in the martial arts examination, so he could still tell the difference in level.

Unlike Zhang Cheng, when looking through the telescope, there are only three words: "uniform"!
"This Dali general is a talented person! Send someone to ask him whether he will surrender or not!"

Motioning to Niu Er beside him, Zhang Cheng spoke with a cigarette in his mouth.
"No, cousin, are you crazy? How much fake wine would someone have to drink before they would choose to surrender?" Looking at Zhang Cheng, Situ Yaozu widened his eyes in disbelief.

"Hey, cousin, if you don't have a dream, you are just like a salted fish!"

Looking at Situ Yaozu, Zhang Cheng's face was full of smiles.

A moment later, Niu Er came back.

"Where is my messenger?"

Zhang Cheng couldn't help but wonder when he asked Niu Er.

“It was chopped off!”

Looking at Zhang Cheng awkwardly, Niu Er spread his hands helplessly.

"So stubborn!"

Zhang Cheng was also surprised when he heard Niu Er's words.
Because he didn't expect that General Dali was such a stubborn guy!
Thinking of this, Situ Yaozu turned his head and said, "Cousin, why don't we discuss it again! Dali is not easy to fight!"

"Nonsense, how could I not know that Dali is difficult to fight?"

Looking at Situ Yaozu with disdain, Zhang Cheng turned around and said, "Find a few slaves and send a few boxes of gold, silver and jewelry over. Remember, you must do it at the camp gate to avoid accidentally knocking over the boxes!"

"Cousin, are you planning to spend a fortune on bones?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in astonishment, Situ Yaozu couldn't help but get excited.

"What do you mean by spending a fortune on horse bones? I'm just using a dirty trick!"

Zhang Cheng spoke with disdain, looking ahead and said: "Although I can't beat him, does he think he can save his life?"

Thinking clearly about Zhang Cheng's operation, Niu Er and Situ Yaozu on the side were dumbfounded.
The war hasn't even started yet, but you've already started scheming?
An hour later, when the Dali soldiers saw several boxes of gold, silver and jewelry being brought in, they immediately showed a look of surprise on their faces.

Because does this mean that the "pirates" are starting to give in?

However, after the military supervisor looked at the boxes of gold, silver and jewelry, he immediately looked at the Dali general Wang Ping beside him with a puzzled look on his face.
"Military Supervisor, you have to believe me, I have absolutely no dealings with this group of people!"

Seeing the stunned military supervisor, Wang Ping quickly explained,

But in response to Wang Ping's explanation, the military supervisor said, "General Wang, don't worry. I believe this is a plot to sow discord!"

After the military supervisor finished saying this, he turned around and started writing in his little notebook.

After a few days, the "pirates" not only did not attack, but began to send a large amount of gold, silver, jewelry, and even instant noodles.

Seeing his cousin being so magnanimous, Situ Yaozu was dumbfounded, because this did not fit Zhang Cheng's personality!

Facing Situ Yaozu's suspicion, Zhang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said, "It's okay, the fun is about to begin!"

Five days later, the Dali Duan clan sent a new general.

As for Wang Ping, he was arrested for collaborating with the thieves.
Seeing this scene through the telescope, Zhang Cheng's mouth corners slowly rose and he said, "Did you see it? Cousin, sometimes, you don't need to use swords to defeat the enemies you can't defeat on the battlefield!"

"Cousin, you are so wicked!"

Seeing Wang Ping sitting in the prison car so beautifully, Situ Yaozu's mouth twitched.
Because only they know how wronged Wang Ping is.

Wang Ping: I didn’t take even a tael of silver!
Military Supervisor: You didn’t take it, but I did!

(End of this chapter)