The beautiful teaching assistant gave birth to my third child, and the whole school was shocked

Chapter 162: Strange Parrot
There was suddenly a parrot in the house.

After experiencing the initial fear, the three little guys immediately fell into excitement.

What makes Xiao Fei helpless is that this strange parrot especially likes to lie on the heads of the little ones.

Fortunately, with the medal of "Little Expert in Protecting Children", Xiao Fei has no worries about the parrot hurting the children. It looks quite small, and even if it stands on the baby's head, it will not hurt the baby's neck.

at the same time.

Vanilla behaved a little strangely towards this new guy who suddenly broke in.

Vanilla was lying on the cat stand, looking down at the scene below.

Dabao raised his hand and the parrot biu~ flew over his head.

Erbao: "Guaaa!"

Parrot: "Coo!"

Sanbao: "Bird-bird!"

Parrot: "Bird!"

Vanilla: “…”

Gan!
In other words, you are bullying it because it is a cat that can only meow but not talk, right? !
Otherwise, why would a stupid bird like you have the right to make trouble here? !
Before this stupid bird appeared, the three little guys' favorite pet was Vanilla!
...The silly cat selectively forgot the ironclad fact that he was the only pet in the family.

Vanilla, somewhat dissatisfied, jumped down from the cat stand, then jumped onto Dabao's stroller and rubbed Dabao.

Dabao patted Vanilla's head happily.

The little guy was a bit reckless, but Vanilla didn't take it seriously.

It glanced smugly at the silly bird that flew over Erbao's head.

Erbao: “Meow!”

Parrot: "Meow!"

Vanilla became even more proud.

See it! See it! Stupid bird! This cat is the favorite of the family!

Then the parrot suddenly said, "Silly cat! Silly cat!"

Vanilla: “?”

On the sofa, Xiao Fei, who was drinking tea, spat out the tea on the spot.

Is this parrot a bit too dog-like? What did its previous owner teach it to say?
In the evening, when Tang Yuxin returned home, she saw a very exciting scene.

Dabao, Erbao and Sanbao were sitting in their walkers, running around in the spacious living room.

A parrot stood proudly on Erbao's head.

Erbao: “Guaaaa…!”

Parrot: "Coo-a-a-a! Coo-a-a-a!"

What’s even funnier is that every time Erbao waves his little hands, the parrot will wave its wings in exactly the same way.

As for Vanilla, she was lying on Dabao's walker with a look of despair.

“This…this this this…???”

A series of question marks suddenly popped up in Tang Yuxin's head.

"Husband? What's going on?"

"Are you back?"

Xiao Fei was sitting on the sofa watching the funny scene in front of him happily. Hearing this, he said to Tang Yuxin, "This is a parrot that suddenly flew to our house this afternoon. I asked the property management to investigate. It's not from our community. It flew in from outside. We don't know who the owner is, so we left it here for now."

"It...it won't hurt the babies, right?"

"Does this look like it will hurt the baby?"

Xiao Fei couldn't help laughing and pointed at Erbao.

Erbao rode his walker and ran to Tang Yuxin.

“Well…!”

Parrot: "Mah! Mah!"

Tang Yuxin: “……????”

Tang Yuxin didn't know what to do for a moment.

She really wanted to kiss Erbao, but she looked at the parrot above Erbao's head with worry.

Xiao Fei waved his hand.

"Silly bird, go aside first. Vanilla, you come down first too."

The parrot and Vanilla left immediately, and Tang Yuxin looked at the parrot in surprise. Vanilla was very smart and could fully understand Xiao Fei's various commands. Sometimes her words could also work on Vanilla, which Tang Yuxin was already used to.

But I didn’t expect that the parrot that suddenly came into my house would be so smart?
In addition...

What the hell is Silly Bird?

Tang Yuxin kissed and hugged the three little guys one by one, then smiled and said, "Why do you call it that? Since you decided to stay for a while, you should have a name, right?"

Xiao Fei blurted out: "...Nan Xiaoniao?"

“Are you serious?!”

"Then... Nandai Bird?"

"…I'll give you a look, and you can experience it yourself."

Tang Yuxin is speechless about her anime geek husband.

"Forget it, I'll give you the name..."

He turned around and was stunned.

Vanilla lay on the cat stand, and the parrot...

Standing on Vanilla's head.

Vanilla has given up resistance.

Why does this silly parrot always like to stand on people’s heads?

"I think it seems right for you to call it a silly bird, husband."

"Hahahahaha..."

Xiao Fei held his stomach and laughed out loud.

After laughing, Xiao Fei said, "Okay, no more jokes, your name is... Bell McCann?"

Tang Yuxin looked disdainful: "Can you tell me why you named it this way?"

Xiao Fei scratched his cheek awkwardly: "...Um, isn't there a chatterbox eagle in Essex in the ship? That bird is called this..."

“That’s a mouthful!”

Tang Yuxin shook her head.

"Call me Xiaobei!"

Xiao Fei immediately snapped his fingers: "Very good! Silly bird! From now on, you will be called Bell McCann, your nickname is Xiao Bei, and people will call you Eagle Sauce! Do you understand?"

Tang Yuxin slapped herself on the forehead.

My husband...

Hopeless!
Having a parrot at home really adds a lot of fun.

But soon, Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin realized that things were not going well.

Eagle sauce... No, Beckham, just like the chattering eagle in Essex, he is also a chatterbox.

Of course, Xiaobei cannot really communicate as smoothly as humans, and the parrot’s speech is just simple imitation.

Even if he could understand the meaning of the orders given by Xiao Fei, Xiao Bei would not be able to communicate like a human.

But even so, Beckham's talkative nature is a bit scary.

Especially under the influence of Erbao's "Gua-Gua-Gua" language, Xiaobei became the second "Gua-Gua" spirit in the family.

What's even funnier is that although Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin prepared a parrot stand for Xiao Bei, Xiao Bei didn't like to wear it.

It is either on Dabao's head, on Erbao's head, on Sanbao's head, or on Vanilla's back.

Fortunately, when Xiao Bei tried to run over to Xiao Fei and Tang Yuxin, he was sternly rejected by Xiao Fei.

"But, why didn't you, hubby, stop Xiao Bei from running over the babies' heads?"

Xiao Fei hesitated for a moment...

"Don't you think... this is what they call... useless?"

Tang Yuxin felt that the string of rationality in her brain was about to break.

Turning her head, Tang Yuxin looked at the scene in the living room.

Xiaobei kept jumping back and forth on the heads of the three babies, and the babies never got tired of it. Every time Xiaobei jumped on their heads, they would immediately giggle with great joy.

Vanilla was standing beside it, sighing sadly...it seemed to have completely fallen out of favor.

"Honey, now that you mention it... I find that once I accept this setting, it feels pretty exciting!"

(End of this chapter)