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Chapter 103 Tathagata: Jade Emperor, you are playing me again!
Since Qin Shihuang's eastern expedition to the Kingdom of Aolai, during this period, Cao Cao and Liu Bei have been frantically collecting information related to immortals and gods to ensure that they can keep up with the trend.

However, is it really that easy to collect the traces and information of immortals and gods?
Obviously it's not that easy!
Even if it was a deity like Yang Jian who was active in the lower world and often went out hunting, it would be hard for ordinary people to see him even if they searched for a lifetime. Not to mention the gods like the Jade Emperor, basically all they could collect were legends.

After verification from many sources, Cao Cao came to a seemingly plausible conclusion: Heaven is empty!

How to say?
The marshal in charge of the Tianhe navy is gone, Yang Jian, the number one war god in heaven, has surrendered, Nezha, the number one ruthless man in heaven, is gone, and all those who can fight have surrendered to Jiang Cheng, leaving only those "heavenly officials" who have only gained experience.

For example, Taibai Jinxing, who was completely a "civil servant", would be caught by a group of monkeys.

Isn't this Heavenly Palace, which looks strong on the outside but is weak on the inside, and an incompetent Jade Emperor who "hides under the table", just a replica of the Han Dynasty?

Laojun is also a "fallen onion" kind of guy.

As for the 360 ​​gods in heaven, they were all losers in the war between Shang and Zhou and were beaten to death. According to the information that could be collected by later generations, Nezha and Yang Jian, who became saints in the flesh and survived the Conferred Gods War, were the ceiling of the Conferred Gods War.

More than a mortal, it is just a god position.

How can we not hit him?
He has Xu Chu with him, and Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan and others have also achieved "quantum ascension" and become "immortal gods" in the human world. How can he not fight against the immortal gods in the heavenly world?
So, after some analysis, he decided to go to the Heavenly Palace and take the Jade Emperor hostage.

Some conservative officials, such as Xun Yu, disagreed with this and thought it was too treasonous. However, some officials who liked excitement, such as Guo Jia, agreed with it.

"My lord is my lord, this is a brilliant plan!"

So Cao Cao reorganized his army and led 100,000 soldiers to charge towards Nantianmen in a mighty manner.

At this time, the South Gate of Heaven was in a state of emptiness because the Four Heavenly Kings surrendered to the enemy. Two of the four continents were missing, the territory belonging to the Heavenly Court was gone, and the South Gate of Heaven was in name only. The gods did not care.

Unexpectedly, a mortal warlord broke in through the gate.

Of course, the heavens are not vegetarians.

In fact, there are countless powerful people, and there are a lot of quasi-saints. But when the capable ones among them, such as "Wang Lingguan" and others wanted to resist, they received an order from the Jade Emperor.

Tell him not to do it.

The gods, in tacit agreement, all chose to wait and see.

As a result, attacking the sky was much easier than Cao Cao had imagined. Only some unnamed heavenly soldiers and generals came to resist. They were no match for Xu Chu, who had already achieved quantum ascension.

He was defeated in no time.

The army quickly surrounded the Lingxiao Palace and captured the Jade Emperor and all the gods.

"Haha, it's done!" Cao Cao glanced at Taishang Laojun who was pretending to be asleep in the crowd, and then glanced at the panicked Jade Emperor on the dragon throne, his face showing a very excited expression.

It feels like I'm in a dream.

But this was no dream.

He only saw the Jade Emperor's "fearful" words of appeasement, and was willing to confer him the title of "Wei Wu Tian Wang" to be in charge of all the troops in the heavens. At the same time, he also served as the "Prime Minister of Heaven" to handle government affairs.

Immediately, Taibai Jinxing came forward to congratulate, and the twenty-eight constellations began to flatter him.

The Queen Mother presented a large pile of peaches.

The Jade Emperor directly "presented" a gourd of Nine-Transformation Golden Pills, the kind that could make one become an immortal instantly after eating one.

"Xu Chu, from now on you will be Marshal Huchi, and Marshal Dingtianpeng!" Cao Cao generously rewarded his subordinates: "Xun Yu, you will be the God of Justice, Guo Jia... As for your Majesty and the Queen, just enjoy yourself, and leave everything in the Heavenly Palace to me!"

In response to this, the Jade Emperor nodded and took the Queen Mother to Yaochi for retreat.

And Taishang Laojun also returned to Tushita Palace to make elixir.

The Heavenly Palace was taken over by Cao Cao in this way, and all the immortal officials obeyed his orders, which made everyone who learned about the situation stunned.

Zhenyuan Daxian, who was enjoying the ginseng fruit, was so surprised that he swallowed it whole in one gulp and almost choked to death. Yuding Zhenren, who was writing a book and transformed into Yu Zi, was a powerful man, and ink splashed all over his face. He almost turned into a master of art.

Lu Pan was performing surgery part-time when his hands shook and he cut off a customer's head.

Immediately, he installed it in a hurry.

Sun Wukong was practicing martial arts with Erlang Shen when he suddenly learned that Cao Cao had occupied the Heavenly Palace. His golden cudgel fell to the ground on the spot, and Yang Jian was also shocked.

Wu Tian chanted "Amitabha".

After Jiang Cheng learned about the situation, he also widened his eyes, gave a thumbs up and said: "Wei Wu Tianwang, the Prime Minister of Heaven, is worthy of being a treacherous hero, awesome!"

Of course he knew that it was the Jade Emperor who was slacking off and deliberately allowed Cao Cao to take over the Heavenly Palace.

I don't know what bad water he is planning.

But Cao Cao dared to do this, which is definitely not something that ordinary people can compare to.

When Qin Shi Huang learned about this, he asked Li Si and Zhao Gao, "Do you two dare to do this?"

Both of them shook their heads.

What a joke, Cao Cao is simply a lunatic!
"The thief Cao is so bold!" Liu Bei, who was fighting for territory with his two younger brothers in Xiniu Hezhou, suddenly felt that Cao Cao's treatment of Emperor Xian of Han was nothing after hearing the news.

Even the Jade Emperor became like that, and Emperor Xian of Han was not the only one.

"I never thought that he could succeed. If we had known earlier, it would have been great if the three of us brothers had gone!" Zhang Fei said in annoyance.

Guan Yu nodded in response.

At this moment, they seemed to have returned to the past: when Cao Cao was famous all over the world, they had nothing, and the three brothers lived under someone else's roof and achieved nothing.

But now, Cao Cao has taken control of the Heavenly Palace, and they have achieved nothing in Xiniu Hezhou.

The West is not just poor.

It was truly barren, with no birds living there and no crops growing on the land. The average yield from one acre of good farmland was less than 50 kilograms, and ten acres of land could not even feed a family.

They captured several cities, but unfortunately, they couldn't even supply food for the army.

The army has to go out hunting themselves.

It is no wonder that the monsters in Xiniu Hezhou eat people. If they don’t eat people, what else can they eat?
I'm almost starving!
"It's really hard to develop this Xiniu Hezhou. Fortunately, the monsters are big, otherwise the army would have no food to eat." Guan Yu said, looking at his elder brother, and said, "If we continue like this, even if we get Xiniu Hezhou, I'm afraid we won't be able to rebuild the Han Dynasty!"

Why is there no great unification in Xiniu Hezhou?

The reason is still lack of resources.

In a state of division, those who cannot survive will die or be eaten by monsters, saving energy. But if there is a great unification, the court will not be able to afford it if it is responsible for everyone. If it is irresponsible, it will be overthrown.

I can't hold on inside or outside.

"The potatoes here are smaller than soybeans. What a crappy place!" Zhang Fei said.

……

On the other side, at Lingshan Mountain in the West, when Tathagata learned that the Heavenly Palace had been conquered by Cao Cao, his face turned green.

"Fuck you, Jade Emperor, you are playing me again!"

(End of this chapter)