The Three Kingdoms: If you don't have money to buy an official position, you can only be the em

Chapter 111 Laojun's Riddle

"I'm going to taste your uncle!" Cao Cao looked at the polite Zhuge Liang, and at this moment he suddenly understood what "extreme contrast" meant and what a real "poisonous scholar" was!
Compared with him, Cheng Yu, who proposed "human military rations", is so weak!
The fire burned for thirty-three days!
It's not just Cao Cao's heavenly soldiers and generals, it also includes all the gods in the sky, and the "celestial beings" directly under the heaven - yes, there are people in heaven too, some of whom were born in heaven.

For example, the Ten Golden Crows, they usually do not work in the Heavenly Court, but only one person is needed to go out on a mission.

Where do you usually stay?
Many of the heavenly soldiers ascended from the lower world, and in the Dongsheng Shenzhou, it is believed that "one person sits and turns into a Buddha, and all his chickens and dogs ascend to heaven." So where did their followers go?

The prohibition on romance only restricts the gods with names and surnames; the heavenly soldiers even have families.

Where are they?

That is the "Lower Thirty-two Heavens", which is the realm of heaven and man.

Only the thirty-three heavens are the heavenly palaces; all other places are gathering places for celestial beings.

But now, Zhuge Liang burned the entire thirty-three heavens - this was also a test of the heaven by Jiang Cheng to see how much the Jade Emperor and Laojun could endure.

For this reason, he didn't even do it himself, but let Zhuge Liang do it under Liu Bei's name.

Of course, Jiang Cheng is not so cruel as to not take human life seriously: although this fire can burn the celestial beings to death, they are beings that will not enter the cycle of reincarnation, and death is just reporting to the underworld.

Standing at the level of immortals and gods, one can sometimes be much more ruthless.

Because it looks deeper.

Just like the Lion Camel Ridge, from the perspective of ordinary people, there are only three monsters: the Green Lion, the White Elephant, and the Big Peng, who have eaten countless people and committed numerous evil deeds, but in the eyes of the Buddhas in the West, they are just sending some people to reincarnation in advance.

It's not an unforgivable sin.

So they didn't get any punishment in the end.

When it comes to marching and fighting, mortals will even "ignore" their lives, and there is a saying that "a kind man cannot command an army."

Therefore, even Liu Bei, who was known for his benevolence and righteousness, did not reject this strategy, knowing that Zhuge Liang's fire would affect many immortals and natives in heaven.

Jiang Cheng knew that his hands would be covered in blood, but he did it anyway.

Testing the Jade Emperor's attitude and finding out why they choose to "slack off" is more important than anything else.

"Kill on Magpie Bridge!"

Sun Ce shouted loudly and led his troops to rush up the Tianhe River and head straight for Cao Cao.

Cao Cao's army was in chaos because of the fire from the sky behind them. The Samadhi True Fire that could not be extinguished by water was like poison to the tarsal bones, which could not be removed at all.

At this moment, another wise man shouted: "The water from the Milky Way can put out the fire!"

The next moment, a large number of heavenly soldiers jumped in.

However, although the fire was extinguished, the corrosiveness of the weak water erupted, turning the heavenly soldiers and generals who jumped down into bone powder in an instant.

Even powerful people like Fox Sister were unable to rescue her.

Some demons who had once thought of sneaking into the sky from the Milky Way broke out in cold sweats when they saw this.

"It's over, it's all over!"

At this moment, Cao Cao, who was originally full of complacency, suddenly woke up.

Does occupying Heaven mean we really control it?
How much do you know about Heaven itself?
Among the Five Heavenly Emperors, how many of them have you seen?

By giving me the elixir, does Laojun really support me?
"I always feel that the time when I controlled the Heavenly Palace was just like a dream!" said Cao Cao.

Xu Chu, who was standing beside him, was speechless and couldn't help but say, "The situation is urgent, Prime Minister, are you still dreaming here? Retreat quickly and run away. If you don't run away now, it will be too late!"

This is really a fire under the hood.

The Samadhi True Fire burned down, and even Cao Cao's beard was set on fire.

However, they were full of luck and could resist it to a certain extent. As if they had encountered something incombustible, the Samadhi True Fire burned them but did not continue to spread.

This is also the characteristic of the divine fire.

What Taishang Laojun usually burns is the "Kunlun Sacred Wood" produced from the Taoist temple of Yuanshi Tianzun. Only that thing can sustain burning all the time.

Otherwise it would be like a rootless duckweed.

A fire went on, burned everything out, and also burned out.

It is no longer pure Samadhi True Fire.

"Retreat, retreat quickly, as long as the green mountains remain, there will be no shortage of firewood!" Cao Cao immediately organized the army to retreat, and withdrew to the north with Xu Chu, Xun Yu and others.

At this time, someone discovered that the water in the Tianhe River was disappearing, as if it had been sucked away by someone.

The vast Milky Way is drying up.

The three thousand weak waters are not there.

In Tianbei, where the North Sea is connected, a large Kunpeng also showed a strange expression and said in amazement: "Are all the young people nowadays so extravagant? Slip away!"

After saying that, he plunged into the sea and disappeared without a trace.

At this time, Cao Cao came down from the sky and followed the "Bei Tianmen" to the sea eye.

Then land from the sea and enter "Uttarakuru".

In this regard, Zhuge Liang wanted to give pursuit, but he met Taishang Laojun who "found that the Bagua furnace had overturned and was trying to put out the fire": he just waved his hand, and the flames burning in the thirty-three days seemed to have found their roots and all gathered together.

Fall into the palm of your hand.

It turned into a small flame and was thrown back into the Bagua furnace by him.

Everyone who was watching changed their expressions: if he could put out all the fires with a wave of his hand, it meant that Taishang Laojun could also release them with a wave of his hand.

It shows that the Bagua furnace is nothing, the controller of fire is himself.

In other words, he could destroy Cao Cao's army with a flick of his hand without any effort at all.

But why would he still let Cao Cao control the Heavenly Palace?
“Don’t say everything, don’t do everything. If you do everything too much, your fate will end early!” After saying this, Laojun returned to the Tushita Palace with his crutches.

Only the confused crowd was left.

"Does this sound like something a monk said?" Sun Ce scratched his head.

Hearing this, Zhou Yu looked in the direction of Tushita Palace and said, "Laozi transformed the barbarians into Buddhas. The monks you have in mind are actually created by him. As for the predecessor of monks, the real Western religion..."

Having said that, he shook his head and said nothing more.

Sun Ce couldn't help but ask: "What does the Western religion say?"

"What else can I say? The West is barren!" Zhang Fei shouted, "I have reflected a lot of time and space, and the saying 'the West is barren' is circulated everywhere. I went to the West with my elder brother to conquer the world, and I felt it firsthand!"

After saying this, he pretended to be an old monk in meditation and said, "Amitabha, the Western Paradise is poor and miserable! All good things are destined to me in the Western Paradise, I want..."

Before he could finish his words, Liu Bei kicked him.

"Shut up!"

Although he also despised Western teachings, the Western religions were now under his command, and he could not allow Zhang Fei to mess around.

Otherwise, if it gets out, it will cause trouble.

Then, Liu Bei said no more, and led Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to Yaochi to "rescue" the Jade Emperor, while saying to his subordinates: "Nothing is more important than rescuing the Jade Emperor!"

If he gets the "Crystal Flame", he can achieve Daluo.

Become a top immortal.

On the other hand, Zhou Yu had no intention of rescuing the Jade Emperor, and said to Sun Ce: "The meaning of the higher-ups is to empty everything that can be emptied, and to take away everything that can be looted. Especially some treasures of extraordinary significance, such as the peaches... As for the Heavenly Palace itself, we will not occupy it."

There is no point in occupying heaven.

There is no existence of the same level, and one Jade Emperor can suppress everyone.

Besides, the gods in the sky are not easy to mess with.

Once he stops slacking off, even a low-key god like the God of Wealth can suppress millions of heavenly soldiers.

Therefore, Jiang Cheng's idea was to only rob things, not the territory. Of course, if possible, he would also rob people. All the gods who were willing to surrender, such as the Clairvoyant and the Wind-hearing, would be packed up and taken away.

Some things like relics were also taken away.

That can actually improve your cultivation.

However, Zhou Yu was fine as he understood Jiang Cheng’s meaning, but Sun Ce misunderstood it. Upon hearing “something of extraordinary significance”, he immediately looked towards the Lingxiao Palace.

Soon after, he looked at the dragon throne, desk, plaque presented by Sun Ce, as well as the pillars carried by the army behind him.

Jiang Cheng was completely stunned.

"You're tearing down the Lingxiao Palace?"

(End of this chapter)