Siheyuan: Let Yourself Go He Yuzhu

Chapter 100 He Yuzhu's high-profile blind date
He Yuzhu made his position clear to Li Huaide and gained a firm foothold. Then, He Yuzhu returned to normal and did nothing else in the kitchen except cooking.

Usually he would either stroll around the factory, teach Ma Hua, Fatty and Liu Lan cooking, or go to the office to sleep. The canteen director Niu Fen also let down his guard against He Yuzhu.

After He Yuzhu finished dealing with the trivial matters in the factory, he prepared to deal with his own family affairs. He Yuzhu took advantage of the weekend to find Director Wang of the street and said that he wanted to clean up the house.

Director Wang of the street knew that He Yuzhu was rich, so he waved his hand and issued a certificate. At the same time, he introduced the famous Yangshi Lei to He Yuzhu. After He Yuzhu found Yangshi Lei, he brought Yangshi Lei to the courtyard.

"Hey, Master Lei, Zhuzi, are you going to clean up the house?" Yan Bugui asked.

Yan Bugui no longer dared to take advantage of others, but the habit formed over the years made him sit at the gate when he had nothing to do and continue to be the door god.

Obviously, Yan Bugui knew Master Lei, so he asked this question.

"Yes, I asked Master Lei to help me clean up the house." He Yuzhu said.

He Yuzhu knew that if he didn't explain things clearly, a lot of trouble would arise, so he showed the certificate issued by the street to Yan Bugui, and asked Yan Bugui to pass it on to the people in the courtyard to prevent them from causing trouble.

"Hey, Zhuzi, why did you think of cleaning the house?" Yan Bugui asked.

He Yuzhu originally wanted to ignore Yan Bugui, but suddenly a very interesting idea flashed in his mind, so he cleared his throat and spoke.

"Of course it's because I have a blind date at noon. If it works out, we'll get married. So of course I have to clean up the house before getting married." He Yuzhu said loudly.

He Yuzhu believed that within ten minutes, the news of his blind date would spread throughout the courtyard.

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he stopped talking nonsense with Yan Bugui and others. He took Yangshi Lei straight to his home and explained his requirements in detail.

"Leader He, it's fine if you want to build a loft. It's fine if you want to rebuild the annex and connect the corridor and the wing room together. But it's unrealistic for you to build a bathroom in the annex."

"Let's not talk about whether the street allows it, or the cost issue. The sewer problem alone cannot be solved. It's not that it's difficult to solve, it's that it can't be solved. We don't have such a large sewer here. Otherwise, those public toilets outside wouldn't have arranged special people to clean out the feces." Yangshi Lei said.

He Yuzhu then realized that he had taken it for granted. However, going to the toilet was indeed a big problem. He couldn't just store the stool into his consciousness space after defecating. That would be too dirty.

"However, even if the problem of defecation cannot be solved, the problem of urination can be solved. There is a sewer in the courtyard. Otherwise, how can you discharge the wastewater generated by the water pipes in your courtyard?" Yangshi Lei said.

He Yuzhu thought about it and it made sense.

In the past, Qin Huairu would wash clothes in front of the water pipe when He Yuzhu got off work, just to let He Yuzhu see her big butt so as to seduce him.

"Then I'll have to trouble Master Lei to connect the water pipe into the house and separate it into two small rooms, one for urination and the other for bathing." He Yuzhu said.

"Okay, then I'll go back and make a budget first." Yangshi Lei said.

He Yuzhu nodded, and after Yangshi Lei left, He Yuzhu went straight to the courtyard where the matchmaker Wang was.

As soon as He Yuzhu left, Yan Bugui told the third aunt that He Yuzhu was going to have a blind date at noon. In less than five minutes, the third aunt spread the news of He Yuzhu's blind date at noon throughout the courtyard.

Suddenly, the deaf old lady, Qin Huairu, and Xu Damao became nervous.

"We must not let Sha Zhu's blind date succeed." The three people thought at the same time.

He Yuzhu came to the gate of the courtyard where the matchmaker Wang lived, took a look, and found that there was no one around, so he took out twenty kilograms of corn flour and twenty eggs from his consciousness space.

"Auntie Wang, is Auntie Wang at home?" He Yuzhu shouted loudly as he entered the courtyard carrying something.

When Matchmaker Wang heard the shouting, she immediately opened the door and came out. When she saw He Yuzhu holding such a generous gift, she immediately smiled and invited He Yuzhu into the house.

In years of famine, these things are extremely valuable and are enough to show He Yuzhu's sincerity.

As soon as He Yuzhu entered the house, he told her about his situation. Those who came to see Matchmaker Wang were all here for blind dates, so there was no need to hide anything anymore.

"Oh my, it's the leader who's here. No wonder there was a magpie calling at the door as soon as I opened the door this morning. A distinguished guest is here. Please take a seat." When matchmaker Wang heard He Yuzhu's conditions, she knew it was a big job and immediately said excitedly.

"Leader, which girl have you taken a fancy to? Or would you like me, an old woman, to introduce you to a few suitable ones..." Matchmaker Wang began to talk babble.

He Yuzhu was not in a hurry. After the matchmaker Wang finished speaking, He Yuzhu said calmly: "Auntie Wang, please don't call me leader. It's too formal. Just call me Zhuzi. You misunderstood. I didn't come here to ask you to introduce me to a date. This is his situation..."

He Yuzhu whispered a few words to Matchmaker Wang, and at the same time, a five-yuan bill appeared in front of Matchmaker Wang unknowingly.

"Auntie Wang, you have to hurry up on this matter. Once it's done, I'll give you five dollars." He Yuzhu said.

"Zhu Zi, don't worry! Leave this matter to me. I will ask my cousin to go and accompany you to finish this scene. You go home quickly to get ready. We will be there on time at noon." Matchmaker Wang patted her chest and said.

He Yuzhu nodded and immediately hurried towards his home. When he was almost at the courtyard, He Yuzhu flipped his hand and a big rooster and two pounds of pork belly appeared in his hand. Then he walked into the courtyard with a smile on his face.

"Oh, Zhuzi is back. This... where did you buy this from?" Yan Bugui said, staring at the pork belly and the big rooster in He Yuzhu's hands.

He Yuzhu could faintly hear the sound of Yan Bugui's throat trembling.

"Shagui, you know I'm a cook. As a cook, I naturally have my own ways. Do you think I will tell you my ways? This is the foundation of my livelihood." He Yuzhu said disdainfully.

Then, He Yuzhu waved to Yan Jiedi and said, "Jiedi, come and help me. I'll give you an egg and a chicken feather shuttlecock."

Upon hearing this, Yan Jiedi immediately ran over and excitedly followed He Yuzhu to the central courtyard.

As soon as He Yuzhu arrived at the central courtyard, three malicious gazes were stared at him. These three gazes were naturally from Qin Huairu, the deaf old lady and Xu Damao.

"Shazhu, you big fool, if you can succeed in the blind date, I, Xu Damao, will take your surname!" Xu Damao said viciously in his heart, then turned and left Shangheyuan.

Qin Huairu and the deaf old lady breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Xu Damao turn around and leave. With Xu Damao around, He Yuzhu's blind date would not go smoothly.

As for whether Xu Damao could ruin He Yuzhu's blind date, neither Qin Huairu nor the deaf old lady was sure.

He Yuzhu pretended not to see it and asked Yan Jiedi to boil water and help him. He Yuzhu then handled the rooster and pork belly with ease.

About an hour later, a plate of braised pork, a large plate of chicken, vinegar-stir-fried potato strings and stir-fried cabbage appeared on the table.

He Yuzhu asked Yan Jiedi to boil a pot of water and make tea. Then He Yuzhu gave Yan Jiedi a raw egg.

"Jie Di, do you want to eat here or take it home? If you eat here, you can eat an egg by yourself. If you take it home, your whole family will share this egg, and I guess you can only take a small bite." He Yuzhu suddenly asked.

Yan Jiedi hesitated for a long time and finally decided to go home for dinner.

"This Yan Jie Di has not been completely poisoned by Yan Bugui." He Yuzhu thought to himself. Seeing that she had finished her work, Yan Jie Di asked He Yuzhu if there was anything else to do. After learning that she could leave, Yan Jie Di took the eggs, cleaned up the chicken feathers, and went home with the chicken feathers in her arms.

As soon as Yan Jiedi returned home, the eggs in her pocket were not even warm yet when Yan Bugui took them out.

"The chicken feather shuttlecock has belonged to Jie Di. We will all drink egg soup at noon, in the evening, and tomorrow." Yan Bugui said excitedly.

One egg is used to make two pots of egg soup, which is then divided into three meals over two days. Only Yan Bugui's family can be so frugal.

After He Yuzhu prepared the food, the aroma spread out in the air, making the people in the courtyard drool with greed.

"I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat! Mom, go to Shazhu's house to ask for meat, and bring all the meat here. Go, go quickly." Banggeng shouted loudly after smelling the meat.

Qin Huairu couldn't help but roll her eyes. If it were in the past, Qin Huairu would have asked for meat, but the current situation did not allow it.

Seeing that Qin Huairu didn't listen to him and was unmoved, Bang Geng rolled forward, lay on the ground and started rolling, shouting loudly as he rolled.

When Qin Huairu saw Banggeng's appearance, she thought he was the reincarnation of Jia Zhang and she couldn't help but feel furious.

"Mom, give Bang Geng a good beating for me! Let him learn his lesson!" Qin Huairu said angrily.

"My daughter, when you get better you must educate Banggeng well. Banggeng was taught badly by his grandmother." Qin's mother said helplessly, then she took out the broom and hit Banggeng hard on the head.

What kind of children had Qin's mother not seen in the countryside? She had seen good children, and she had also seen children who were more likely to throw tantrums than Banggeng, so she could naturally tell the good from the bad.

From a certain perspective, Qin's mother and Liu Haizhong have the same idea. They both believe that a good son is born under the stick. However, Qin's mother is not as cruel as Liu Haizhong.

After Qin's mother did this, Bang Geng screamed even louder.

"Bad grandma, bad mom, you don't give me meat. I'm going to find my grandma and ask her to give me meat." Banggeng cried and shouted.

"Hahahaha, Jia Zhang is not your real grandmother at all. She even starved your father to death. Do you still expect her to get you meat? Your grandmother is a jinx who brings bad luck to men. She killed your grandfather and your father."

"Why don't you stay away from her? You keep talking about her every day. You're hoping she'll kill you." Mother Qin said bluntly.

In order to justify her own interests, Qin's mother directly established the fact that Jia Zhang was Jia Dongxu's stepmother. No matter whether others believed it or not, or what others said, Qin's mother had determined that Jia Zhang was Jia Dongxu's stepmother.

Qin Huairu couldn't help but frown.

"My daughter, don't be annoyed, and don't be disgusted by my nonsense. I can't stay with you forever. From what I see, you want your mother-in-law, Jia Zhang, to come back and use her as a shield for you. If you want her to come back, you have to control her to death."

"As long as she insists that Jia Zhang is Jia Dongxu's stepmother, she won't be able to turn the tables no matter how much she makes trouble. In the past, Yi Zhonghai, the eldest uncle in your courtyard, favored your mother-in-law in every way. Now that Yi Zhonghai is dead, no one favors my mother-in-law, and no one supports her. Whether she lives or dies depends on your decision. You have to let her understand this reality, understand?"

"You have to stand up! You have to calm her down! My daughter, whenever you are wronged, just call mom. Mom and your dad will always be your strong backing." Qin's mother said in a deep voice.

Naturally, Qin's mother was a person who bullied the weak and feared the strong. In the past, Qin's mother did not dare to provoke Jia Zhang.

Now, not only Jia Dongxu is gone, Yi Zhonghai is gone too, and Jia Zhang has not only cut off contact with her natal family, the Zhang family, but also with her husband's family, the Jia family. She is just an old widow, who else can she bully if not her?
Qin Huairu nodded.

Qin Huairu also wanted to go to He Yuzhu's house to ask for meat, but her body did not allow it. Even if her body allowed it, Qin Huairu would not go.

Qin Huairu could still distinguish between momentary pleasure and lifelong pleasure.

The ultimate goal is to ruin He Yuzhu's blind date.

Qin's mother beat Banggeng severely and Banggeng became obedient.

After He Yuzhu had arranged everything, Matchmaker Zhang came to the courtyard with a young beauty, and shouted everywhere that she was there for a blind date with He Yuzhu.

The most beautiful person in the courtyard is still Qin Huairu. Although Qin Huairu is not particularly beautiful, she has a natural charm, especially her eyes which are like long hooks, which can seduce people. Anyone who lacks self-control will be attracted by them.

Although the visitor was not as pretty and charming as Qin Huairu, she was also a beauty, especially her two willow-shaped eyebrows. Not only did they not make her look weak, but instead made her look heroic and imposing.

No matter how beautiful and charming Qin Huairu is, she is also a mother of three children, so the two of them can only be said to be equally matched.

Xu Damao had been hiding outside the courtyard, and when he saw the people brought by the matchmaker Wang enter the courtyard, his eyes widened.

"Why would that idiot Shazhu go on a blind date with such a beautiful girl? If I don't ruin this matter, I'm not called Xu Damao." Xu Damao thought viciously in his heart.

As soon as Matchmaker Wang and her cousin entered the courtyard, all the young men in the courtyard stared at her cousin with red faces.

Qin Huairu and the deaf old lady felt a "click" in their hearts and prayed in their hearts that Xu Damao would not let down his team and ruin He Yuzhu's blind date.

The deaf old lady was the most frightened. She knew He Yuzhu very well and knew that He Yuzhu liked this kind of woman the most. He would be unable to walk when he saw a beautiful woman.

"This damn matchmaker Wang, why don't they just find someone uglier to fool Silly Zhu? Why are they working so hard? Well, if Xu Damao can't succeed, it seems I have to do it myself." The deaf old lady said to herself.

"Auntie Wang, you are here. Please come in quickly." When He Yuzhu saw the matchmaker Wang coming with a beautiful woman, he was very happy while admiring her professionalism.

"It would be nice to talk to this beautiful lady in front of me." He Yuzhu thought to himself.

Matchmaker Wang saw what He Yuzhu was thinking at a glance. As soon as she entered the room, she whispered, "Zhuzi, don't think about it. My cousin is already married."

"Come, let me introduce you. This is He Yuzhu, deputy director of the steel rolling mill canteen, and this is my cousin Wang Xiulan." Matchmaker Wang said.

After He Yuzhu knew that he had no chance, he not only did not mind, but was very satisfied. At least Wang the matchmaker was very professional and did not invite anyone from the Eight Great Hutongs to make a guest appearance.

Once He Yuzhu no longer had those thoughts, he naturally felt no sense of restraint. He was very relaxed and looked very happy.

Wang Xiulan obviously did not come from an ordinary family, which could be seen from her speech and behavior. Wang Xiulan had received higher education and had a wide range of knowledge, but He Yuzhu had experienced the information explosion in later generations and had a wider range of knowledge. The two chatted very speculatively.

To outsiders, this is a great situation in which good things are about to happen.

Matchmaker Wang also knew that this was all acting, so she didn't hesitate and went straight to the food.

He Yuzhu also invited Wang Xiulan to taste his cooking. Wang Xiulan had to admit that He Yuzhu's cooking skills were really good, and the dishes he made were not much worse than those in some canteens she had been to. You know, that kind of canteen is not something that ordinary people can enter.

"If it tastes good, eat more. The real show will start soon, and I'll have to trouble you two to perform well." He Yuzhu said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)