Siheyuan: Let Yourself Go He Yuzhu

Chapter 105 Xu Damao (Part )
"You stinky idiot Zhu, you dead idiot Zhu, you son of a bitch..." Xu Damao cursed as he swung the broom around to clean the toilet.

"Xu Damao, what do you want to do? You won't be satisfied until everyone is covered in shit and piss? Can you still do it? If not, get out of here. If you don't want to do it, there are plenty of people who will!" the team leader roared viciously.

"I can do it, I can do it." Xu Damao nodded and bowed repeatedly to please him.

Things are different now. In the past, Xu Damao would not even look at the team leader. The clerks were leaders after all, and they would call him "worker" when they saw him. But now, Xu Damao is in a state of decline and is bullied by dogs, and he can only endure it.

Xu Damao believed that he would be transferred back to the Propaganda Department soon, because he was the only projectionist in the entire steel rolling mill. If there was a projection task, who else would be chosen if not him? As long as he made some adjustments and made some small requests at the critical moment, he could go back.

However, we still have to do what we should do now.

"Since you are capable, then do a good job. You will be responsible for cleaning these two toilets." After saying this, the team leader left, leaving Xu Damao alone to clean the toilets.

"Fuck!" Xu Damao couldn't help but curse as soon as the team leader left. However, no matter how much he cursed, he had to continue cleaning the toilet. Someone would come to check when he got off work in the evening. If he didn't clean it well, he would have to work overtime.

Xu Damao didn't want to work overtime, so he had to endure the stench while cursing He Yuzhu in his heart for cleaning the toilet.

At this time, Xu Damao did not notice that a small pit suddenly appeared under his feet. Xu Damao stepped into it, and then his body fell forward subconsciously.

"Not good!" Xu Damao's face changed drastically, because there was a manure pit in front of him, and there were piles of steaming shit on the pit.

If he fell straight forward, Xu Damao knew that he would fall face first into the shit.

Faced with such a crisis, in this moment of lightning and thunder, Xu Damao's mind was unusually clear. Xu Damao first threw away the tools in his hands, then crossed his arms and blocked his head. At the same time, he twisted his waist with all his strength, closed his eyes, and fell to the side of the pit.

Faintly, Xu Damao heard a sound of "Kaba~"

The good news is that Xu Damao's head did not fall into the pit, but fell between the pits. And because his arms protected his head, Xu Damao did not hit his head, but only injured his arms.
The bad news is that Xu Damao felt his entire side, from his arm to his elbow to his hip, was cold and he had no feeling.

Xu Damao took a while to open his eyes and was very happy to find that he did not fall into a manure pit. Although the pits were full of footprints from people defecating, there was no feces after all.

Afterwards, Xu Damao was no longer happy, because his nose was less than three centimeters away from the shit in front of him. It can be said that the shit was very close.

It would be fine if you didn't look, but once you looked, you would be shocked. The pungent smell rushed straight into Xu Damao's nostrils. Xu Damao's face changed drastically, but he could only endure the stench and dared not move.

Xu Damao could only try his best to keep his body still, and he didn't dare to turn over or roll forward.
If you roll over backwards, your shoulders and arms will be in negative contact with the shit in the other pit.

The best way is to have someone pull you up.

After realizing this, Xu Damao couldn't help but ask for help. Just as Xu Damao was about to speak, a teasing voice came.

"Oh my, isn't this Xu Damao, the famous projectionist of our steel rolling mill? Your look is very unique. What's this pose? The Sleeping Arhat?" He Yuzhu said gloatingly.

Needless to say, Xu Damao's misfortune was caused by He Yuzhu's sinister trick.

"Shazhu, why are you here? Were you the one who caused trouble just now?" Xu Damao instinctively put the blame on He Yuzhu.

"Congratulations, you got it right." He Yuzhu said to himself, but he certainly would not admit it on the surface.

"Shamao, are you fucking sick? You just bite people randomly like a mad dog. I was still outside when you fell. How did I push you down?"

"Okay, you said I pushed you down, I admit it, so it was me who pushed you down. Since I admit it, you should know what I am going to do next, hehehehehe..." He Yuzhu said with a sinister smile.

Then, under Xu Damao's frightened eyes and distorted face, He Yuzhu slowly raised his foot and stepped slowly towards Xu Damao's face with his big feet.

He Yuzhu did this on purpose, just to break his heart. The result was terrible. When He Yuzhu kicked Xu Damao, his face would definitely be stepped on, and then he would be kicked into the pit. However, what was more terrible than the result was the process of waiting for the result.

The result was that Xu Damao was injured in both face and body;

The process of waiting for the result made Xu Damao feel terrified. Even if this kind of fear was compared to the great terror in the world of life and death, it was not much greater.

Xu Damao looked at the big feet getting closer and closer, and he couldn't help but feel very frightened. The closer the big feet got, the more frightened Xu Damao became.

Just as He Yuzhu's big foot was about to kick Xu Damao in the face, Xu Damao yelled hysterically: "Don't!"

Because Xu Damao was too nervous, his voice rose an octave and his voice was split, sounding like a donkey's cry.

"Dad? It's too late to call me grandpa! Sha Mao, are you still framing me?" He Yuzhu stopped and asked proudly.

"No, no, I fell down by myself, you didn't push me." Xu Damao said quickly.

"Will you disrupt my blind dates in the future?" He Yuzhu continued to ask while maintaining his posture.

"No, no, absolutely not." Xu Damao said quickly, but in his heart he thought: "That's right! Grandpa, I will ruin your blind date. With me here, you can't have a blind date!"

"Apologize to me." He Yuzhu said calmly.

"Shazhu, I was wrong. I apologize to you." Xu Damao, adhering to the idea that a wise man would not suffer a loss in front of him, said without thinking. Any hesitation for a second would be a disrespect to his own intelligence.

Xu Damao just wanted to get rid of the current crisis first.

It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Xu Damao considers himself not a gentleman, so naturally his revenge will start from morning to night.

"As long as Shazhu pulls me up, I will give him a hard beating." Xu Damao thought viciously.

"Huh? Shamao, what did you call me?" He Yuzhu's voice suddenly rose octaves.

"Zhuzi, no, Brother Zhu, I apologize to you, please pull me up quickly." Xu Damao said excitedly.

There was no other reason. Xu Damao's body gradually regained consciousness, and Xu Damao felt that his strength had returned.

"Call me grandpa!" He Yuzhu said coldly.

Xu Damao's face changed drastically, and he wanted to shout arrogantly, "Get lost, you should just call me grandpa", but he had to bow his head when he was under someone's roof.

Xu Damao prepared himself for a long time before he shouted in a voice that even a mosquito couldn't hear: "Grandpa."

"I can't hear you, speak louder! Sha Mao, if you don't scream, I'm going to kick you down. Not only will I kick you into the pit, I'll also want your fellow workers to come and see, especially your colleagues from the Propaganda Department. I'll call them all to watch you make a fool of yourself together. How about it, hehehehehe..." He Yuzhu laughed strangely.

Xu Damao was furious and wanted to curse at He Yuzhu, but he didn't dare to.

Xu Damao believed that as long as he dared to curse, the bastard Sha Zhu would definitely kick him down, and by then, his face would be covered in shit. If Sha Zhu really called someone over, his already bad reputation would get even worse.

no! can not be like this!
After Xu Damao had prepared himself mentally, he decided to throw caution to the wind and shouted, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Save me!"

(End of this chapter)