Siheyuan: Let Yourself Go He Yuzhu

Chapter 82: How do you three divide this money?
He Yuzhu sneered again. Needless to say, the money was given by Yi Zhonghai to Yan Bugui, otherwise, Yan Bugui would not be so generous. Don't even think about taking five dollars, let alone five cents, from Yan Bugui.

When making donations in the past, it must have been Yi Zhonghai who gave the money to Yan Bugui first, and asked Yan Bugui to just pretend.

Yan Bugui not only pretended, he also embezzled five dollars. Yi Zhonghai originally gave Yan Bugui ten dollars and asked him to donate it. As a result, Yan Bugui felt sorry for the money he had to pay out, so he embezzled five dollars from Yi Zhonghai's ten dollars and donated the remaining five dollars.

This was also the reason why Yi Zhonghai glared at Yan Bugui. Fortunately, Yan Bugui did not harm Yi Zhonghai, so Yi Zhonghai ignored Yan Bugui for the time being and planned to settle the score later.

“I’ll donate three dollars.”

"I'll donate two yuan."

“I’ll donate five dollars.”

For a time, everyone in the courtyard donated money enthusiastically.

"Are they crazy?" He Yushui looked at all this in disbelief and said in disbelief.

He Yushui knew very well the moral character of the animals in the courtyard. If they were really so generous and loving, He Yushui would dare to eat shit while standing upside down.

"It's all routine. Just wait and see. I'll help you get rich." He Yuzhu said slowly.

"Thank you everyone, thank you everyone." Qin Huairu said with tears in her eyes while bowing to everyone.

Qin Huairu naturally knew the truth of the matter, but she was not at a disadvantage. She was just trying to trick He Yuzhu tonight. No matter what, the money of He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai would not be returned.

As long as He Yuzhu donates twenty or thirty yuan, plus Yi Zhonghai's thirty yuan, Qin Huairu can survive for two or three months.

"Zhu Zi, it's your turn. Apart from the three uncles in our courtyard, you have the highest salary. You are also the most loyal and caring. Look at Liu Gen and the others. They donate money even when they don't work. At the very least, you can't be worse than them."

"Not only should you not be worse than them, you should be better than them, much better. Otherwise, who would be willing to introduce a wife to you? If you are generous, I believe everyone will give you a thumbs up and will be more active in introducing a wife to you." Yi Zhonghai said.

He Yuzhu was speechless. In order to force him to pay, Yi Zhonghai used both threats and inducements.

"Sha Hai is right. The virtue of our courtyard is helping each other." He Yuzhu stood up and said.

This sentence made Yi Zhonghai look extremely embarrassed. In order to get He Yuzhu to donate money, Yi Zhonghai didn't dare to call him Shazhu. As a result, He Yuzhu called him Shahai as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Everyone has donated, so I have to donate too. Otherwise, how can a grown man like me have the face to go out? How can I have the face to go to work? Everyone, tell me, is this right?" He Yuzhu shouted loudly.

"Yes! Zhuzi is a real man! If you are a real man, donate more." Wang Liugen and others shouted loudly without thinking too much.

Everyone in the courtyard was hoping that He Yuzhu would donate more money, but He Yushui was the only one who looked at He Yuzhu nervously, fearing that his idiot Zhu would get carried away and donate all his savings over the years.

He Yuzhu gave He Yushui a reassuring look, and then said, "Don't worry, everyone. I will definitely not donate less. Everyone wait a moment."

After saying this, He Yuzhu went back to the house. When He Yuzhu returned to the yard, he had a bunch of big black coins in his hand.

He Yushui's face turned pale in an instant. He Yushui was about to stand up to stop He Yuzhu, but was held down by the people next to him. The others clamored with glee and asked He Yuzhu to donate money.

He Yushui was so anxious that tears were falling. He Yuzhu smiled at He Yushui, gave He Yushui another reassuring look, and then took the money to the donation box.

"I'll donate 400 yuan." He Yuzhu said, and put the money into the donation box. Yi Zhonghai was immediately very excited, thinking to himself: "Shazhu is still the same Shazhu as before, who likes to show off. Once a few nice words are said, his forehead will heat up. It seems that I used the wrong method before. I can't just force it. I have to use this method."

However, He Yuzhu's hand did not leave the donation box. Instead, he pressed the donation box and shouted, "Tell me, everyone, am I a man? Am I a righteous man?"

"Man! Be righteous!" All the beasts in the courtyard shouted in unison.

Yi Zhonghai was also happy with this and did not interrupt He Yuzhu, letting him have all the limelight.

"Okay! Since everyone admits that I am a righteous man, I have a question to ask the three uncles." He Yuzhu shouted again.

"Zhu Zi, feel free to ask any questions you have. We will definitely answer any questions we can." Yi Zhonghai said with a smile on his face.

"May I ask, will the three uncles and the Jia family divide the donated money afterwards as they did before? Will it be 30%-70%, 28%-80%, or 19%-100%?" He Yuzhu asked with a smile.

His face was full of sneers!

This is He Yuzhu’s killer move!
As soon as He Yuzhu finished speaking, the originally bustling courtyard suddenly became so quiet that you could hear a pin drop, and everyone looked at the three uncles in disbelief.

"Shazhu, you are talking nonsense. What's the point of dividing the money?" Yi Zhonghai shouted angrily.

No matter how loudly Yi Zhonghai shouted, he couldn't hide the fear and tension on his face.

"This is none of my business. It was Yi Zhonghai who organized the donation." Yan Bugui quickly passed the buck.

"It's none of my business. Yi Zhonghai didn't tell me about the donation before the meeting." Liu Haizhong also quickly passed the buck.

"Don't explain. Explanation is covering up. Covering up is the truth. The truth is the beginning of sin. Save these words for the people above you."

"I only know that donations like this need to be reported to the street and other relevant departments. Any donation that is not reported is a fraudulent donation. The amount is huge, enough to buy peanuts."

"Besides, even if it is reported, if the recipients do not meet the requirements, it is still a fraudulent donation. Qin Huairu's family obviously has plenty of money, but she still asks everyone to donate money. If this is not a fraudulent donation, what is it?"

"After the fraudulent donation, how could they not divide up the money afterwards? Isn't that what the bureaucrats and gentry in the old world did?"

"Just find a reason to get everyone to donate, the gentry takes the lead, and the people have no choice but to follow. Then, the gentry's money is returned in full, and the remaining money is divided into 30% and 70%."

"Who would believe me if you say there is no trick here? You guys can just wait to be imprisoned and eat peanuts." He Yuzhu sneered.

"Zhu Zi, don't talk nonsense and don't frame the three uncles. They mobilized for donations because they felt sorry for me and saw how difficult my life was. It's not fraud at all." Qin Huairu said quickly.

"Why are you in trouble? Director Yang personally handed Jia Dongxu's pension to you. Everyone saw it." He Yuzhu said.

"But the money was taken away by my mother." Qin Huairu said without thinking.

"Oh, if your mom took it away, everyone has to donate money to you? Then I'll give all my salary to my sister, and then I'll say I have no money left, so everyone should donate money to me."

"Once you donate money to me, I will give the money to my sister, and I will say that I have no money, and everyone will have to continue to donate money to me. Qin Huairu, is this what you mean?" He Yuzhu sneered.

(End of this chapter)