Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Little pig...Little pig is about to become a little pink pig...Because I'm so angry that my whole body is flushed...

asshole!Big bastard!

It is simply tolerable and unbearable, even the uncle can bear it!

The little pig jumped up and flew up, round and short, because of its miraculous speed, it also looked absolutely heroic and amazing.

But the little pig stood there calmly, as motionless as a mountain, and the light pink skirt on his body, under the breeze, rippled faintly, elegant and graceful.

...It looks good, but it doesn't look like it should be in a battle at all.

Everyone couldn't help but sweat for Little Pink Pig.

It's a long story, but in fact, it only takes two seconds for the little pig to "fly" to the little pink pig.

Seeing that its paw was about to be photographed, Little Fenzhu's right paw suddenly moved, swish!

Take out a steel fork...

Looking at the direction, the little pig took a paw and was hit by a fork.

...and then the piglets seem ready to be taken away and roasted...

The little pig's paws froze, and it flew back to the corner of the wall in shock, humming...

Everyone was stunned and petrified for a while, then turned their heads in unison to look at the little girl in black.

Like its owner, like its pig!

...Although it sounds like something is wrong...

But the little pink pig is so calm and pitiful, it is definitely influenced by the little girl in black!

Xiao Rui's road of chasing his wife is definitely not easy!

They were worried, but now Xiao Rui smiled happily, holding the little girl in black tightly by the hand to prevent her from running away again, "Dudu is so cute."

Doodle is the name of the little pink pig.

The little girl in black shook her head calmly, "Not as cute as you."

"...Cough." Even Xiao Rui, who was so unscrupulous, was startled by this sudden and straightforward compliment.

The little girl in black went on to say, "You seem to have a lot more meat than it. Cut it open and freeze it, and you can eat it all winter."

Xiao Rui's lips were still gently raised, "But one winter is too short, I want to hold your hand, what should I do if we are together for the rest of my life?"

"It's very simple," the little girl in black quickly proposed a solution, "When I cut it, leave your pig's claws behind."

Xiao Rui shook his head, "This is not a pig's claw, and I will never grow a pig's claw, because the pig's claw only has four fingers, and when it leads you, it will never be able to hold your fingers tightly."

Everyone: "..." This confession skill... is convincing! (┬＿┬)

The little girl in black also fell silent...

In fact, Little Pink Pig has always remembered his master's orders, and now seeing Xiao Rui smiling at his master, as if he was in a daze, he walked lightly behind Xiao Rui... Swish!

The pig's paw pulled down hard.

The expected sound of fabric tearing did not appear, and Xiao Rui's pants were not ripped off...

But the pig's claws of the little pink pig were precisely grasped by two long fingers.

Xiao Rui brought Little Pink Pig in front of him, with a smile in his eyes and a serious tone, he said very seriously, "Good boy, don't talk about it, this is only for your master to see."

Little Pink Pig & Everyone: "..."

The little girl in black waved her hand, took a broom from the tearful Uncle He, and swept the ground thoughtfully.

Xiao Rui smiled and grabbed her other hand, "Do you want to sweep up the morals I just lost?"

With a gentle and gentle voice, she told her very calmly, "I can't sweep it away, because this is all my liking for you, and I can't let go of my morals for a long time."