Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history
291. Team up to cheat people
Yuyu almost wanted to cheer.
Looking at the two people in front of them who are indeed in a very good mood, the man in black: "..."
He was obviously too naive to expect a normal reaction from this bt and an unscrupulous couple...
However, the man in black still didn't give up, "I know Prince Jing's martial arts are strong, but in terms of assassination skills, the prince may not be better than a killer."
He Lianye smiled, "I really don't know how to assassinate. I'm so old, I haven't killed anyone yet." The tone was very kind.
But He Yan wept silently, Master, do you know how many people expect you to kill them every day... You really don't have blood on your hands, and you never torture people... But you, you are perverted ah!
Master, he doesn't need to do anything at all, just a few words can scare people to the point of exhaustion, wishing to slam his head to death for relief...
In the kitchen, He Lianye continued calmly, "However, what you said is the situation that ordinary people with high martial arts will face. Those who are as strong as this king don't need to be afraid of anyone at all."
Yuyu stopped his chopsticks in great confusion, and asked sincerely, "My lord, did you forget to bring your face out when you went out today?"
"Maybe," a certain evildoer actually answered seriously, "Since I put my heart on a little girl, I don't care much about other things."
Yuyu frowned, "You don't even care about eating?"
"not give a damn about."
"You don't pay attention to eating so much!" Yuyu was very dissatisfied, "Differences do not conspire! I have no common language with the prince, goodbye!"
He Lianye pulled her to his side with a smile. As a super black-bellied person, he didn't even come up with any reason to justify. Instead, he sighed softly and asked very helplessly, "But this king likes her so much. Can’t tolerate anything else, what should I do?”
He Yan weeps again, master, there is another killer here... You, pay attention to the occasion!
But He Lianye really didn't need to worry about the black-clothed killer, because he was already petrified by this weird dialogue.
Ordinary people really don't have such strong nerves...
He Lianye doesn't like to eat like Yuyu, but he still wants to eat.
He Yan has already dug out the locust tree in the backyard, and recruited Fengmeng's subordinates in Tao County to transport it carefully back to Prince Jing's Mansion in the capital.
So when the dinner was ready, Helianye completely ignored the killer in black who threatened to bleed Yuyu, and sat down to eat.
He Yan has followed He Lianye since he was a child, and after nearly 20 years of friendship, those wordy rules have long since disappeared. After returning, he also sat down and ate at the same table with them.
Helian Ye has always been cautious and thoughtful, but today, he seems to have forgotten one thing——
The little pig hated the smell of the food in the kitchen, so he ran out to play early. Before eating, He Lianye went to the yard to feed it a piece of herb, and when he came back, he also hugged it back.
So when I smell the food, a certain big-name piggy is not happy, hates it, and bothers me with bad food!
The little guy jumped out of Helianye's arms with a kick, and wanted to slip out to play by himself.
But Helianye was full of dishes in front of him. He jumped out and unavoidably stepped on a small porcelain dish. When the porcelain dish was flipped over, a piece of green vegetable in it flew out and hit the little pig on the head. .
Looking at the two people in front of them who are indeed in a very good mood, the man in black: "..."
He was obviously too naive to expect a normal reaction from this bt and an unscrupulous couple...
However, the man in black still didn't give up, "I know Prince Jing's martial arts are strong, but in terms of assassination skills, the prince may not be better than a killer."
He Lianye smiled, "I really don't know how to assassinate. I'm so old, I haven't killed anyone yet." The tone was very kind.
But He Yan wept silently, Master, do you know how many people expect you to kill them every day... You really don't have blood on your hands, and you never torture people... But you, you are perverted ah!
Master, he doesn't need to do anything at all, just a few words can scare people to the point of exhaustion, wishing to slam his head to death for relief...
In the kitchen, He Lianye continued calmly, "However, what you said is the situation that ordinary people with high martial arts will face. Those who are as strong as this king don't need to be afraid of anyone at all."
Yuyu stopped his chopsticks in great confusion, and asked sincerely, "My lord, did you forget to bring your face out when you went out today?"
"Maybe," a certain evildoer actually answered seriously, "Since I put my heart on a little girl, I don't care much about other things."
Yuyu frowned, "You don't even care about eating?"
"not give a damn about."
"You don't pay attention to eating so much!" Yuyu was very dissatisfied, "Differences do not conspire! I have no common language with the prince, goodbye!"
He Lianye pulled her to his side with a smile. As a super black-bellied person, he didn't even come up with any reason to justify. Instead, he sighed softly and asked very helplessly, "But this king likes her so much. Can’t tolerate anything else, what should I do?”
He Yan weeps again, master, there is another killer here... You, pay attention to the occasion!
But He Lianye really didn't need to worry about the black-clothed killer, because he was already petrified by this weird dialogue.
Ordinary people really don't have such strong nerves...
He Lianye doesn't like to eat like Yuyu, but he still wants to eat.
He Yan has already dug out the locust tree in the backyard, and recruited Fengmeng's subordinates in Tao County to transport it carefully back to Prince Jing's Mansion in the capital.
So when the dinner was ready, Helianye completely ignored the killer in black who threatened to bleed Yuyu, and sat down to eat.
He Yan has followed He Lianye since he was a child, and after nearly 20 years of friendship, those wordy rules have long since disappeared. After returning, he also sat down and ate at the same table with them.
Helian Ye has always been cautious and thoughtful, but today, he seems to have forgotten one thing——
The little pig hated the smell of the food in the kitchen, so he ran out to play early. Before eating, He Lianye went to the yard to feed it a piece of herb, and when he came back, he also hugged it back.
So when I smell the food, a certain big-name piggy is not happy, hates it, and bothers me with bad food!
The little guy jumped out of Helianye's arms with a kick, and wanted to slip out to play by himself.
But Helianye was full of dishes in front of him. He jumped out and unavoidably stepped on a small porcelain dish. When the porcelain dish was flipped over, a piece of green vegetable in it flew out and hit the little pig on the head. .
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