Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

"Hey, this chick looks..."

One of the bandits' eyes lit up, and he was about to utter a series of classic lines to moles a girl from a good family.

There was someone who was sober beside him, and immediately grabbed him, "Be careful! This girl has beautiful facial features and healthy limbs. She looks good. Why do you want to marry a fool?!"

"Because this fool has money!"

"There are a lot of rich people! With this girl's conditions, marrying a wealthy family as a concubine must be more than enough. Why do you have to choose a fool? There is only one answer!"

"what?"

"This girl is also a fool! It's just that she hasn't shown it yet!"

"So it's like this..." A group of bandits suddenly realized.

An Xiaotang: "..." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Your sister!

In this way, the two were regarded as very dangerous fools, and they were carefully taken back to the cottage and locked in the woodshed.

The thieves said that they need to discuss it before they know how to deal with them.

In the dark woodshed, An Xiaotang gritted her teeth and looked at Xiao Chenzi.

"Cough..." Xiao Chenzi felt very sorry for making a fool of a nice girl just now.

Tangbao girl is a cheerful person, she waved her hand, "Forget it, you don't need to apologize anymore, just take off the disguise mask and let me see your handsome face."

Xiao Chenzi: "..."

Although he is usually narcissistic, but hearing others praise him so much, especially when this person is his future wife, Xiao Chenzi feels a little embarrassed...

When he took off the mask and planned to put on a seductive expression worthy of the praise of the future lady——

With a "pop", An Xiaotang took a palm-sized seal and quickly stamped it on his face.

Look at the effect, um, very satisfied.

Xiao Chenzi had a good attitude of admitting his mistake, and he was not in a hurry to wipe it off, and asked, "What's printed?"

The "revenge" method of the sugar bag is too gentle, what's the point of printing something on the face!He doesn't mind printing pigs, monkeys, dogs, etc.

Xiao Chenzi smiled happily.

An Xiaotang glanced at him, and said very gently and healingly, "I just printed three words—I can't get enough."

"..." The smile on his face twitched violently, and Xiao Chenzi clutched his chest in grief.

This kind of sadness is like the sky is falling...

Calm down, be calm...

A manly man stands upright, and he shouldn't even frown when he goes up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire...but he has to eat first!

Xiao Chenzi couldn't take it anymore, so he rushed over and grabbed An Xiaotang's hand, "Anyway, add two words and write it as 'I won't be full for the next meal'!"

An Xiaotang thought about it, and felt that things couldn't go on like this, so...

Without saying a word, he moved his hands quickly, found all the snacks he was carrying, and then opened the bag of mung bean cakes that he had just "rescued" from the inn and ate them.

"...An, candy, bag!" Xiao Chenzi began to grind his teeth, seeing that An Xiaotang didn't plan to give it to him at all, and when he finished eating one piece, he took the second piece and was about to take a bite...

Grade limit~ Yuyu, who was peeking outside the firewood room, immediately covered her eyes, and don't look at evil.

And inside the door, Xiao Chen Zi who suddenly rushed over snatched the mung bean cake, and just happened to kiss the sugar bun girl on the lips.

Xiao Chenzi actually planned it half-premeditated... But he didn't expect that the first time he stole his relatives, the kiss would go so smoothly, and the location was found too accurately. ←_←

But the sugar bag was completely unexpected, looking at the very handsome face in front of him, although it was printed with "I can't eat enough", I was stunned.