Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history
822. Make a Shocking Soy Sauce
willing!
Big Face Fish doesn't quite understand the meaning behind the downhill, but he likes Bai Qi, so he nods heavily.
...but it was still wagging its tail at the same time.
The result of the simultaneous action of the two forces is——
The big-faced fish's center of gravity was unstable, and it hit the ground with a "boom", and its small tail was like a propeller, and it was lifted in mid-air and swung twice...
Woo... what a big pit!
The big-faced fish was not afraid of being hit, but as soon as it raised its head, it saw the huge dirt pit smashed by its own face, flicked its small tail angrily, and ran down the mountain first.
With such a big commotion, as long as there are people in the Qianli Gate, they will definitely come out to check, so Bai Qi didn't stay too long, held back his laughter, and went straight down the mountain to catch up with the big-faced fish.
The process of stealing the fish went so smoothly this time, the imagined battle with Leng Chengran did not happen, and Bai Qi didn't think much about it.
He has too little contact with humans...and he has never liked to speculate on other people's minds, so he never thought that Leng Chengran would deliberately avoid it so that he could take the big-faced fish away.
When they left, Ruirui jumped out from behind the gate of time and space, pursed her mouth, "Master... Bai Qi's internal injury is not stable yet, it seems to be [-]% better now, but if he keeps stopping the medicine, it will worsen again got up."
Leng Chengran was not worried about this, he smiled and touched her little head, "Don't worry, if he deteriorates to his original state again, he only has 15 years to live, and by then, Yaya will be 16 years old, look at him I am reluctant to leave Fangya alone and die by myself."
As a little wedding fanatic... the little girl became excited when she heard it, "Master, will Bai Qi fall in love with my sister?"
"It's hard to say now, wait and see." Leng Chengran smiled, "Your sister is still a baby."
"Then Master, will you fall in love with me?" The little girl blinked her eyes and looked at him expectantly.
"..." Leng Chengran asked solemnly, "Does the little wax gourd like Master?"
"Like it!"
"When the little winter melon grows up, can I still tell Master like this?"
"Yes!" The little girl answered with certainty.
So Leng Chengran nodded calmly, "At that time, Master will naturally tell you the answer."
Ruirui was depressed... "Master has become cunning..."
As he spoke, he clenched his fists, "It seems that I need to improve my confession skills!"
Leng Chengran: "..." Even raised...
Behind another gate of time and space, a certain evildoer calmly watched his daughter's super early love... Suddenly, his phoenix eyes turned, he lowered his head and smiled and asked the precious lady in his arms, "Yuyu, do you like me?"
Yuyu looked at him seriously, "My lord, we've been married for several years, why do you still ask such a question? The clothes I'm wearing today have no pockets, and all the snacks are in your hands. Will I say I don't like it now?"
"But won't the lady not like it when the king takes off his clothes?"
Before Yuyu could answer, a certain evildoer smiled and said, "My lady must also like it."
"Because this king can eat when he is naked."
Yu Yuyu patted him on the shoulder earnestly, "My lord, your integrity has been away from home for many years, and it's time to bring it back."
He Lianye was taken aback for a moment, his eyes suddenly became a little sad, "Yuyu, there is actually something that I haven't told you all this time."
"what's up?"
"My integrity didn't go out to play, it eloped with someone." He Lianye shook his head regretfully and sighed deeply, "I don't think I can get it back."
Then he asked, "Do you know who it eloped with?"
Yuyu took a bite of beef jerky viciously, "With your face?"
"No, it's my chastity."
"..."
But his face must have followed them too!
Big Face Fish doesn't quite understand the meaning behind the downhill, but he likes Bai Qi, so he nods heavily.
...but it was still wagging its tail at the same time.
The result of the simultaneous action of the two forces is——
The big-faced fish's center of gravity was unstable, and it hit the ground with a "boom", and its small tail was like a propeller, and it was lifted in mid-air and swung twice...
Woo... what a big pit!
The big-faced fish was not afraid of being hit, but as soon as it raised its head, it saw the huge dirt pit smashed by its own face, flicked its small tail angrily, and ran down the mountain first.
With such a big commotion, as long as there are people in the Qianli Gate, they will definitely come out to check, so Bai Qi didn't stay too long, held back his laughter, and went straight down the mountain to catch up with the big-faced fish.
The process of stealing the fish went so smoothly this time, the imagined battle with Leng Chengran did not happen, and Bai Qi didn't think much about it.
He has too little contact with humans...and he has never liked to speculate on other people's minds, so he never thought that Leng Chengran would deliberately avoid it so that he could take the big-faced fish away.
When they left, Ruirui jumped out from behind the gate of time and space, pursed her mouth, "Master... Bai Qi's internal injury is not stable yet, it seems to be [-]% better now, but if he keeps stopping the medicine, it will worsen again got up."
Leng Chengran was not worried about this, he smiled and touched her little head, "Don't worry, if he deteriorates to his original state again, he only has 15 years to live, and by then, Yaya will be 16 years old, look at him I am reluctant to leave Fangya alone and die by myself."
As a little wedding fanatic... the little girl became excited when she heard it, "Master, will Bai Qi fall in love with my sister?"
"It's hard to say now, wait and see." Leng Chengran smiled, "Your sister is still a baby."
"Then Master, will you fall in love with me?" The little girl blinked her eyes and looked at him expectantly.
"..." Leng Chengran asked solemnly, "Does the little wax gourd like Master?"
"Like it!"
"When the little winter melon grows up, can I still tell Master like this?"
"Yes!" The little girl answered with certainty.
So Leng Chengran nodded calmly, "At that time, Master will naturally tell you the answer."
Ruirui was depressed... "Master has become cunning..."
As he spoke, he clenched his fists, "It seems that I need to improve my confession skills!"
Leng Chengran: "..." Even raised...
Behind another gate of time and space, a certain evildoer calmly watched his daughter's super early love... Suddenly, his phoenix eyes turned, he lowered his head and smiled and asked the precious lady in his arms, "Yuyu, do you like me?"
Yuyu looked at him seriously, "My lord, we've been married for several years, why do you still ask such a question? The clothes I'm wearing today have no pockets, and all the snacks are in your hands. Will I say I don't like it now?"
"But won't the lady not like it when the king takes off his clothes?"
Before Yuyu could answer, a certain evildoer smiled and said, "My lady must also like it."
"Because this king can eat when he is naked."
Yu Yuyu patted him on the shoulder earnestly, "My lord, your integrity has been away from home for many years, and it's time to bring it back."
He Lianye was taken aback for a moment, his eyes suddenly became a little sad, "Yuyu, there is actually something that I haven't told you all this time."
"what's up?"
"My integrity didn't go out to play, it eloped with someone." He Lianye shook his head regretfully and sighed deeply, "I don't think I can get it back."
Then he asked, "Do you know who it eloped with?"
Yuyu took a bite of beef jerky viciously, "With your face?"
"No, it's my chastity."
"..."
But his face must have followed them too!
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