Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history
887. Why Can't You Touch
Hahaha, as long as you like!
The little pig laughed and rolled all over the bed until he hit the wall, and the little pig's claws were still pounding the wall and laughing.
Leng Chengran's whole face twitched, but right now, obviously, it's more important to appease the little apprentice who is so curious about his chest muscles...
Leng Chengran grabbed the piggy and threw it out the window without hesitation.
As a result, the little guy came back quickly, with... two steamed buns on his head.
Piggy has always been particular about food, but today it is rare that he is not picky and does not dislike the taste of other foods.
The pig's claws are too small to hold the steamed buns, so one on each side, poked into the steamed buns, and then arrogantly waved the steamed buns that must be used by men to disguise themselves as women, beckoning coldly...
Oh no, move the claws.
Leng Chengran: "..."
Ruirui didn't smile, her reaction to Master's shocking answer was... "It doesn't seem very important." The little girl blinked her eyes thoughtfully.
Leng Chengran breathed a sigh of relief, leaving the arrogant little pig aside, "Yes, it's not important."
But don't let Ruirui be interested in his pectoral muscles...at least not before getting married. →_→
But the little girl cheered and clapped her hands happily, "It looks like it can be touched!"
Poof... Leng Chengran almost vomited blood.
This pit is too deep!
Almost showing the expression of the young daughter-in-law being molested, Leng Chengran tried to pretend to be calm and flashed back, but his face was completely red, "Cough, Ruirui..."
The little girl didn't give him a chance to make amends, and waved her hand generously, "Master, don't be afraid, I won't despise it for being difficult to touch."
"..." Leng Chengran's face was as red as a chili pepper, and he spoke quickly, "Winter melon, this...don't mess around."
The little girl was taken aback, "But the master said just now that it's 'whatever it takes' and 'it doesn't matter'..."
"..." He knew that he fell into the hole dug by this little winter melon again...
Over the years, Leng Chengran has been tricked by his little apprentice many times.
But today's pit... the impact is too far-reaching, Leng Chengran will crawl out of everything...
"Rui Rui..."
Just started, the little girl had two tears in her eyes, she looked at him aggrievedly, "Doesn't Master want me to touch it? But Master won't lie, that thing called pectoral muscles must not be important."
"Don't let me touch unimportant things...Master must not like Ruirui anymore, woo..."
The little girl began to cry "sadly", and tears fell down, looking very pitiful.
Leng Chengran panicked, quickly hugged him into his arms, and coaxed him gently, "How could Master not like Ruirui, it's... Cough, this thing is quite special."
The little girl raised her eyes pitifully and looked at him tearfully.
Deceitful little crying bag.
But knowing that the tears were deceiving, he just couldn't bear to see her cry.
Leng Chengran scratched her little nose helplessly and amusedly, "Dong Gua, don't cry, Master... let you touch Master's face, okay?"
Ruirui blinked, "Is face important to Master?"
"Yes."
"Is it the most important?"
"That's not it." Leng Chengran patted her head tenderly, "The most important thing in Master's heart is Ruirui."
The little girl stopped crying, smiled happily, and suddenly leaned over, mua, and kissed Leng Chengran.
Of course, it was a kiss on the face.
But Leng Chengran also... petrified.
The little pig laughed and rolled all over the bed until he hit the wall, and the little pig's claws were still pounding the wall and laughing.
Leng Chengran's whole face twitched, but right now, obviously, it's more important to appease the little apprentice who is so curious about his chest muscles...
Leng Chengran grabbed the piggy and threw it out the window without hesitation.
As a result, the little guy came back quickly, with... two steamed buns on his head.
Piggy has always been particular about food, but today it is rare that he is not picky and does not dislike the taste of other foods.
The pig's claws are too small to hold the steamed buns, so one on each side, poked into the steamed buns, and then arrogantly waved the steamed buns that must be used by men to disguise themselves as women, beckoning coldly...
Oh no, move the claws.
Leng Chengran: "..."
Ruirui didn't smile, her reaction to Master's shocking answer was... "It doesn't seem very important." The little girl blinked her eyes thoughtfully.
Leng Chengran breathed a sigh of relief, leaving the arrogant little pig aside, "Yes, it's not important."
But don't let Ruirui be interested in his pectoral muscles...at least not before getting married. →_→
But the little girl cheered and clapped her hands happily, "It looks like it can be touched!"
Poof... Leng Chengran almost vomited blood.
This pit is too deep!
Almost showing the expression of the young daughter-in-law being molested, Leng Chengran tried to pretend to be calm and flashed back, but his face was completely red, "Cough, Ruirui..."
The little girl didn't give him a chance to make amends, and waved her hand generously, "Master, don't be afraid, I won't despise it for being difficult to touch."
"..." Leng Chengran's face was as red as a chili pepper, and he spoke quickly, "Winter melon, this...don't mess around."
The little girl was taken aback, "But the master said just now that it's 'whatever it takes' and 'it doesn't matter'..."
"..." He knew that he fell into the hole dug by this little winter melon again...
Over the years, Leng Chengran has been tricked by his little apprentice many times.
But today's pit... the impact is too far-reaching, Leng Chengran will crawl out of everything...
"Rui Rui..."
Just started, the little girl had two tears in her eyes, she looked at him aggrievedly, "Doesn't Master want me to touch it? But Master won't lie, that thing called pectoral muscles must not be important."
"Don't let me touch unimportant things...Master must not like Ruirui anymore, woo..."
The little girl began to cry "sadly", and tears fell down, looking very pitiful.
Leng Chengran panicked, quickly hugged him into his arms, and coaxed him gently, "How could Master not like Ruirui, it's... Cough, this thing is quite special."
The little girl raised her eyes pitifully and looked at him tearfully.
Deceitful little crying bag.
But knowing that the tears were deceiving, he just couldn't bear to see her cry.
Leng Chengran scratched her little nose helplessly and amusedly, "Dong Gua, don't cry, Master... let you touch Master's face, okay?"
Ruirui blinked, "Is face important to Master?"
"Yes."
"Is it the most important?"
"That's not it." Leng Chengran patted her head tenderly, "The most important thing in Master's heart is Ruirui."
The little girl stopped crying, smiled happily, and suddenly leaned over, mua, and kissed Leng Chengran.
Of course, it was a kiss on the face.
But Leng Chengran also... petrified.
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