Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

So now, in front of Xiao Rui, there are only two choices——

One, stay, accept the "use" of the little girl in black, and continue his tragic life;

Two, run away... With his braided braids and a big feather duster as a "hair accessory" as a shiny hairstyle...

After digging such a deep hole, the little girl in black was still very calm... with black and white eyes, calm and calm, looking at Xiao Rui with... the eyes of a multi-functional mop.

As a strong man who grew up in Prince Jing's mansion, Xiao Rui stood up strong and optimistic.

Just kidding, it's all sung in the song!What is this little pain in the wind and rain, wipe away your tears, don't be afraid, at least he still has...

Xiao Rui smiled pompously at Xiao Er, "Give me ten of the signature dishes in the shop first."

At least he still has something to eat!

The strange boy was shocked.

Only with such determination and persistence can... be able to have enough food all the time!

The little girl in black was not intimidated by Xiao Rui's appetite, so she calmly took out a piece of gold leaf and handed it to Xiao Er.

After paying the bill, she sat next to Xiao Rui, her eyes were still calm, but it was the first time Xiao Rui took the initiative to speak when she saw her——

"Is this Bao_yang?"

The clear and faint voice definitely has a deafening effect...

Xiaorui... patted his acupoints on his back and solved them in lightning speed, successfully escaping the danger of being choked to death...

The strange boy obviously knew his little aunt's style, and had already run to the corner to eat with a bowl of beef noodles.

... While eating, he also looked at Xiao Rui like a thief, lest he suddenly come to snatch his food...

But Xiaorui was from Prince Jing's residence after all, so he quickly regained his composure and flatly denied it, "No."

"That's good," the little girl in black still said in a clear voice, "otherwise I'll sleep with you."

Xiao Rui: "..."

Your little aunt obviously looks very quiet!Xiao Rui looked at the strange boy in confusion.

Little aunt wasn't tough in the first place... You're messed up now, it's definitely because you think too much.The strange boy looked back at him calmly.

After discovering that Xiao Rui is so "multi-functional", the little girl in black obviously loves to talk to him.

Now I continue to calmly tell him, "I heard that taking care of you is very expensive. If I take care of you, I will use you as much as possible so as not to waste it."

Xiao Rui: "..." Did he really misunderstand...(┬_┬)

The voice of the little girl in black continued, "But I still like my original mattress and don't want to change it."

She glanced at Xiao Rui, and commented very pertinently, "You don't look very flat."

"..." So he can't be a qualified mattress?

It turned out to be this "sleeping"!

He didn't think too much, but he didn't think too much... He underestimated how weird this little girl in black was. (┬＿┬)

Thinking of this, Xiao Rui suddenly changed his mind.

He originally thought, after dinner, he would find a chance to escape, and find an old lady to help him restore his hair to normal...

But he just thought that he could always follow the little girl in black!

With such a wonderful little girl around, no one would dare to approach them... In this way, he can not only complete the task assigned to him by his father, find the owner of Little Pink Pig, but also avoid any contact with any women, ensuring that he will not Falling in love with someone becomes as tragic as Uncle Mantou and Leng Chengran and Bai Qi...