Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Different from the previous times, this time the little girl in black stood up after writing the sign, and patiently helped Xiaorui and the strange boy...to get dressed.

...The specific method is to raise the sleeves from a distance, at first glance it looks like they are going to hit the two of them... But in fact, they use internal force to help Xiaorui and the others tidy their hair...

The strange boy said optimistically, "At least my little aunt isn't going to sell us as pork..."

You don't need to dress up to sell pork!

Xiao Rui gave him a deep look, "Do you dare to repeat this sentence out loud?"

"What's wrong?" The strange young man was at a loss, he really increased his volume, and said it again.

then……

The white light suddenly flashed, and Xiao Chenzi's angry face suddenly appeared in mid-air, asking the strange boy, "What is least? Don't you think pork is not good enough?! Do you know how hard pork works! Do you know how low-key they are? Do you know how delicious sweet and sour pork ribs with braised pork and five-spice trotters are!"

After sternly drinking and asking, Xiao Chenzi suddenly changed his tone and said earnestly, "Okay, stop admiring my handsome face, and hand over everything you have on you."

Strange boy: "..." (┬＿┬)

Who is this! ! !And why is he still wearing a dragon robe!

Because of Xiao Chenzi's appearance, Xiaorui and the others were so busy with convulsions that they missed the best time to escape...

After Xiao Chenzi left, they realized that the little girl in black had glued them to the ground with cool tree sap.

The little girl in black calmly pushed the two of them together and asked them to do... an affectionate embrace, and then pushed Xiao Rui's head from the air, letting him lean on the strange boy's shoulder...

There is no choice but to be Xiaorui who is like a little bird: "..."

After helping them pose, the little girl in black immediately turned around and handed the sign to the waiter, asking him to hang it up.

The little girl in black is obviously a master of sensationalism... A mop can be said to make people's blood boil, let alone such two living people.

After a while, a large number of people came.

The one who ran first was a kind-hearted lady.

The aunt patted Xiao Rui on the shoulder boldly, "You young man... no, little girl... girl, boy, boy, girl..."

The aunt struggled and didn't know how to address her.

The person next to him quickly offered advice, "Let's call him a young man, even if he is pregnant, he is still a boy!"

The aunt said strictly, "That's hard to say, maybe after the birth, the child will become a girl!"

Xiao Rui: "..." What are you talking about! ! !

And every time my mother is unscrupulous, she likes to say that my father is pregnant...

Just as Xiao Rui was thinking about it, he saw the strange boy looking at the sky silently, "My mother just wore... when she came here, in order to save her life, she... said that my father was pregnant."

In order to save their lives, other people would beg for everything. His mother almost killed his father in order to save her life...

Speaking of which...my mother still often calls Daddy Rhubarb...

After the strange young man finished speaking, he was afraid that Xiaorui would not understand the miraculous way of getting along with his parents, so he explained casually, "The two of them have a very good relationship. They have been married for so many years, and they are still as loving as ever."

... His family is too!Xiao Rui almost burst into tears.

Could it be that the couple who have a good relationship and are relatively...wonderful, just like to cheat each other like this?Now the little girl in black and him...