Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Xiao Rui showed a friendly smile and said sincerely, "You will never know...because I won't give you food!"

"Why..." (┬＿┬)

The strange boy is really greedy, and he has already started to spend money, and is going to go out to buy some glutinous rice snacks to satisfy his hunger.

Xiao Rui hooked her lips gracefully, "Because you are stupid! Heh..."

The lines were robbed, the strange young man burst into tears silently, but the old man with the white beard was taken aback.

Those who would giggle like this after only listening to it a few times are dangerous people!That little girl named Qiao Ranran back then was an invincible pit...

The old man with the white beard didn't dare to entangle with Xiao Rui anymore, without saying a word, he stretched out his hand and pulled the little girl in black over, pia!Push the little girl in black into Xiao Rui's arms.

Before the action was finished, the white-bearded old man couldn't wait to shout, "Oh! How can we hug each other in broad daylight! It's too shameful, to get married, to get married!"

Xiao Rui immediately echoed the white-bearded old man sincerely, "That makes sense! Then congratulations on your marriage!"

That's ~~~ No, wait!

The white-bearded old man was taken aback for a moment, because he found that... the little girl in black was still standing steadily, a few steps away from Xiao Rui, but he himself...

The white-bearded old man suddenly lowered his head, and found that there was... the shopkeeper's in his arms.

The shopkeeper's face turned blue with anger, and he pushed him away, "Rogue!"

Old man with white beard: "..."

"You, how did you do it?" He asked Xiao Rui in shock.

How could it be so fast!When did he change the person he was holding?He didn't even notice it!

The little girl in black also looked straight at Xiao Rui, with rare emotional fluctuations in her eyes, and the light was clearly a surprise!

"Are you taking an apprentice? I want to take you as my teacher!" the little girl in black asked bluntly.

Grandpa Patriarch is her father's master. She herself has never formally worshiped a teacher. She never expected to meet an expert today!

Xiao Rui shook his head immediately, "Even if you accept it, you can't do it now. I don't have a wife yet. I'm a widow. It's not convenient for me to get along with you."

"I can treat you as a girl." The little girl in black said immediately without any pressure.

"...but I'm a man!" Xiao Rui gritted his teeth.

Without saying a word, the little girl in black raised her hand... and threw Xiao Rui out of the window.

At the same time, the voice announced clearly, "The number one beauty in Jianghu, He Lianlian, is asking for marriage!"

"Wow... Fairy!"

"It's so beautiful! Women are so beautiful in men's clothes!"

There was an exclamation immediately below...

Xiao Rui: "..."! ! !

The little girl in black poked her head out of the window and looked at Xiao Rui calmly, "It's not really obvious."

... nonsense!He doesn't look like a woman at all!

...It's just too monstrous...

Thinking that Xiao Rui accidentally fell down, countless men below opened their hands, ready to catch Xiao Rui...

In order to prevent further tragedies from happening, Xiao Rui twitched the corners of his mouth, exerted a little force on his waist and legs, turned around in the air, and jumped back to the second floor lightly.

"Wow, Miss Lianlian is very skilled!"

"What a graceful figure!"

Another startling cry...

Xiao Rui almost vomited blood, "Miss Lianlian"? !what a name!Also, who said he was graceful!He is so tall, isn't he mighty enough!

The little girl in black is taking the opportunity to convince her grandfather, saying to the old man with the white beard, "Look, he is too evil, he doesn't match the plain style of the valley, even if I marry him, he can't be a good compass .”