Hilarious time travel: the most unscrupulous couple in history

Little Pig doesn't know how dangerous it is to turn around and reveal his pp for a little guy who looks delicious...

Googoo, who had been in the pocket of the little girl in black all the time, was in a coma... his eyes lit up.

His small black eyes stared at the lump of meat in front of him without blinking... Ahh, he took a bite and bit it.

It looks delicious!

ooh-

It was the first time that Little Pig was bitten, his short legs trembled and he was about to jump out, but his body shape proved that Gugu is a super foodie... He will never give up the meat...

A pigeon and a pig are not ordinary small animals. The two little guys soon...one was holding a red fruit, the other was biting a piece of beef jerky, and each went to find a place to eat.

Hmph, the strengths are equal, and it's hard to tell the winner for a long time!

Fighting is such a damaging thing, they don't do it!

... You have to wait for these humans to leave before you fight!

In fact, their owners didn't look at them at all, they were looking at each other silently...

Xiao Rui looked at the smirk on the face of the little girl in black, and was not intimidated by the powerful lethality, but smiled thoughtfully, and said in a very calm tone, "It turns out that if you like someone, you will really like her." All the appearances, seeing her silly appearance, also feel cute."

The little girl in black returned to her normal expression very calmly, and patted him on the shoulder, "In this case, I'd better tell you the truth."

"What?" The corners of Xiao Rui's mouth were raised slightly, and the moist gleam on his lips really made people want...to kiss.

The little girl in black turned a blind eye to the enchanting charm in front of her, and said in a calm tone, "The two of us are not suitable, because two idiots are two idiots together."

"..." (┬＿┬) The strange boy jumped out of the car in a crash.

Xiao Rui also changed into a thoughtful expression, and his handsome eyebrows raised slightly, "Oh? But I think I like you so much now, and I will only like you more and more in the future. When you are with me, we all We should become a better version of us.”

The little girl in black: "..."

The one who just got up was covered in green tears.

He choked out a sob, and rushed over to grab Xiao Rui's clothes, "Master, Master, you must accept me as your apprentice!"

How did he learn this skill... He woke up by himself, otherwise he would be woken up raw!

Now he understands that there is really a possibility in this world that "with you, you have the whole world".

...like his beautiful master.

As long as you learn this watch white kung fu, no matter from the princes and nobles to the common people, you can be fooled by a few words, and even when you go out to buy a bowl of noodles, the boss can give you two extra pieces of meat!

The whole body was green, and she was about to burst into tears, "Master, you must accept me! Don't worry, I will never molest others in the future, and I will definitely change my past and start a new life!"

Xiaorui's eyes with a gentle smile turned back to look at him immediately, and she refused flatly, "No."

qaq! ! ! "Why?"

The corners of Xiao Rui's lips curled up again, "Because I want to chase people, and I don't want people to be light bulbs."

He was dressed in green and had never seen a light bulb before, but combined with the context, he vaguely understood what it meant. He immediately pushed open the window of the carriage, pulled up the strange boy who was still lying outside the window, "He is also human!"