mixed in women's high school

At 24.5 o'clock in the morning, the air is a little humid, the temperature is about [-] degrees Celsius, and you don't sweat much when you do sports.

In Yulu’s villa, on a table in the living room, Yulu and I sat facing each other, both looking at our respective math textbooks, silent. Uncle Zhong came to the table from time to time to check whether the coffee in our cups was finished. Add it to us again.

Yulu was staring at the textbook, while I peeped at her from time to time, thinking about it, hey, why do boys and girls attract each other?Why is the sky blue?Why are the flowers so red?Why, your breasts are so plump?I think, looking at this rhythm, the next development should be like this:

I said: "Yulu, let's just read the textbook, will this review be effective?"

Yulu pouted and said, "Oh, indeed, I'm so bored."

I put down the textbook in my hand, smiled wretchedly and said, "Then let's play with other things first! How about it?"

Yulu said happily, okay, okay, just ask me what to play?I said: "Let me think about it, by the way, don't you envy the game that Xiaoyuan and I played in the grove that time? In fact, it was not an evil game, it was two people exercising together to strengthen their physique , Enhance the overall national quality!"

Yulu snorted, pouted and said, "I don't believe it!"

I stretched out my claws and grabbed her shoulders, and said solemnly: "Marxist philosophy tells us that practice is the only criterion for testing truth. If you don't believe it, then I have to let you test it. Experience for yourself, am I as evil as you imagine!"

"Well, then, well, don't hurt me." After finishing speaking, Yulu took off all her clothes and pants, and then I started my "human experiment". The process is very simple, that is, " "Friction generates heat", then "liquid cooling", then "piston movement", and finally "harmony between man and nature", the total length is just over an hour, nothing, quack!

I was intoxicated in the wonderful fantasy, and my saliva almost fell on the textbook.

It's just that fantasies are fantasies, the reality is like this.

After reading for more than 10 minutes, Yulu didn't speak. I recalled the fantasy just now and asked, "Yulu, let's just read the textbook. Will this review be effective?"

"The teacher said that the questions in the exam are all the knowledge in the textbook, it depends on how we extend it." Yulu turned another page of the book, and when she spoke, she never took her eyes off the textbook.

Damn, why is it different from what you imagined?This is not scientific!

I hurriedly said: "But I don't even know how to do it. Didn't you say yes, did you teach me?"

Yulu said: "Yes, but before I teach you, you have to be familiar with the knowledge points in the textbook, right? You don't even read the textbook, and you won't understand if I explain it, right?"

"Uh, but reading, isn't that too boring?"

"Einstein once said that success = hard work + the right method + less empty talk."

"But my method is wrong!"

"Then do hard work and talk less empty talk first?"

I:"……"

After what she said, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and read the book. Yulu continued to flip through the textbook, and occasionally used a pen to calculate something, very seriously. God, my head started to hurt after reading it for 2 minutes. After 5 minutes, I already had a splitting headache, as if a mud horse was about to jump out of it. After 10 minutes, I scratched my entire head of hair and scolded the neighbor next door!Who on earth edited this math book? It makes people want to shit, I think, I want to hit the wall!

Yulu closed the math textbook, sighed and said to me: "Xiao Ri, let's not read the textbook for now?"

I was ecstatic, haha, Yulu, you feel bored too, right? Hey, I knew it!

"Let's do exercises first to consolidate it. I also bought an extra exercise book. Take a look." Yulu threw a large thick book to me. I took it and opened it, and I was dumbfounded. I bought a high-end watch last year!Will you still let me live? !

Just when I couldn't help standing up and wanted to shout loudly, Yulu asked suspiciously: "Xiaori, what are you doing, don't you want to do it? Then you go home and rest first. I am very disappointed in you."

"..."

"Hehe, how could it be? I found out that this topic is the type I like. I'm so excited!" I sat down and pursed my lips. There was cold sweat on my forehead, and Yulu showed a charming smile. She said, "Then good."

Next, I spent the most difficult day in my life. During this day, I actually read books for six or seven hours, and also did a lot of exercises. By her side, I want her to teach me hand in hand, so that I can take advantage of the opportunity. As a result, Yulu stayed away when she saw me approaching, and said: "Xiao Ri, don't touch me, you are too evil Already!"

Why is my brother so evil?I haven't even kissed you yet, shit!

Today, I am again that good student of socialism.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, I finally left "Castlevania" and went home. As soon as I got home, I received a text message from Yulu, which said: "Xiao Ri, the effect is good today, come back tomorrow~"

Thinking of such a tragic day, I immediately replied: "Sorry, I may have something to do tomorrow, so I can't go."

Yulu replied to my two text messages in total.

: "Well, you don't have to come."

Seeing this text message, I was so happy that I rushed to the main road and shouted: "Thank God, thank Sakyamuni! Amen!"

I was just about to contact Xiaoyuan, thinking about going to her house tomorrow to discuss life and ideals with her, when the second text message came: "You don't have to come, and then don't ask me for help, I don't have any patience .”

Hehe, the matter of looking for Xiaoyuan has just come to naught, Yulu, you still understand me...

The next day, I lived like yesterday, but I felt better than yesterday. At least, when I read a book, my head didn’t hurt too much. However, I still couldn’t concentrate, and I yawned after reading for a while Yes, Yulu sighed, paused, and then said: "Xiaori, you look so depressed, so how about this, how about we make a bet?"

"Bet?" I suddenly became interested: "That's not bad, so how do we gamble?"

"Well, let's not talk about anything else, just math. If you can pass this time, I will promise you one condition. If you can't pass, you promise me that you will study hard in the future and don't be lazy. How about it?" Chen Yulu said excitedly. Said vigorously to me, I was stunned after listening, as long as I can pass the math, she will promise me one condition?Aw, darling, is it true or not?

I hurriedly asked: "If you can pass, can you really promise me any conditions?"

"Well, I keep my word," Yulu thought for a while, her face turned red suddenly, and added another condition, "I promise you everything except doing bad things to me!"

"What do bad things include?" I said in shame.

"What do you think?" Yulu's face became redder.

"Then, how about a kiss?" I ejaculated a little shyly.

"No, you can't touch me!" Chen Yulu buried her head in the textbook in shame.

Hold!If you can't do bad things, then what's the use of this condition?

I wanted to refuse, but she raised her head and looked into my eyes again, as if she was expecting something, just being stared at by her, my heart beat faster and faster, I seemed to want to understand something, and then I was decisive Said: "Okay, I promise you!"

"The pull hook has been around for 100 years and must not be changed!" Yulu and I pulled the little finger hook.

Next, I studied day and night, and my belief was very firm. When I read the textbook, I didn't feel very tired.

When I got home at night, I didn’t even have time to eat dinner, and my parents kept urging me, so I had to quickly climb to the dining table and put the rice into my mouth. I forgot, and my mother was very moved and said: "Ri'er, you are finally willing to study hard. Your dad and I finally waited until today!"

My mother almost cried, and Xiao Li and Ke'er were terrified. I hurriedly comforted me: "Mom, the child is not filial. I will study hard in the future and strive to make greater contributions to the motherland."

The mother's smile is very kind: "Okay, it is enough to have this heart, don't be too tired, the body is the capital of the revolution."

Dad held the food in an indifferent manner, and said disdainfully: "It's just pretending, playing tricks, and really willing to learn, do you need to cram?"

I put down the bowl and chopsticks and said, "Dad, I will prove it to you!"

After finishing speaking, I went back to the room and plunged into the ocean of mathematics. Monday to Wednesday is the test time, and mathematics is tested on Wednesday morning. One chapter of the textbook content, the knowledge point can still be memorized with a little effort, the key is the application, hey, it is so difficult, do more practice questions.

To turn off the lights and go to bed at night, Ke'er asked: "Cousin, have you been hit by something recently, and you have started to study? It's not easy."

I continued to do the questions. For the "condition", I didn't feel very tired. I thought I could continue, so I said to Ke'er, "Turn off the lights and go to sleep. I have to do some more questions. I don't have enough time." .”

Ke'er let out an "oh" and felt bored, so she turned off the light and fell asleep. I turned on the desk lamp and got lost in the sea of ​​questions. For the first time, I felt that a person who has goals and beliefs will become so persistent. I don't know how tired I am, because, for that "condition", I think it's worth doing this, but after only doing the questions for 10 minutes, Ke'er still hasn't fallen asleep, and suddenly said: "Cousin, I'm still doing the questions. Ah, don't you want...to be with me?"

The "Little Sun" under me kept shouting, I want it!

But I know, no, if you do that, you won’t be in the mood to study!

Gritting my teeth, I said, "Next time, wait until I finish the exam in a few days, okay?"

"Huh, it's not fun." Ke'er put back the quilt, I breathed a sigh of relief, got rid of the lust in my mind, and continued to fight. Unexpectedly, 10 minutes later, I heard a provocative voice coming from Ke'er under the quilt. The cry, the cry is roughly like this: "Ah~! Um! Um... Um! Oh! Uh! ~ Ahh! Uh..."

Hold!Masturbating!Are people still learning?Who told me, what should I do!