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At 09:30 in the evening, I was a little drunk, but fortunately, with the help of squatting, my sanity was still clear.

After the dinner was over, Squat drove me back.

In the car.

I said, "I really didn't hear what he meant. How did you hear that?"

Squat said: "Didn't you notice? When he finished saying this, he changed the subject, meaning he didn't want to explain too clearly, but you also need to understand."

I sighed and said, "I really don't understand."

"You will understand later." I squatted down and turned a corner. I thought about it carefully, but I still can't understand it. Isn't it just one sentence, so much meaning, and I can't say it clearly. If someone What should I do if I misunderstand, paralyzed, the water in the system is really deep enough.

Just when I wanted to ask Squat what to say, Squat turned a corner and stopped suddenly. My head almost hit the window. I reacted quickly and was not injured. I complained. : "Squat, what are you doing, can you drive more carefully?"

Squat didn't answer my question. When I realized it, he lay on the steering wheel and pushed him. It was knocked out, Nima, the blood is bleeding, to be exaggerated, it needs to be put in a basin, and I have to find a hospital to see it.

I found some paper towels and some cloths in the car, wiped the blood on the squat, opened the door, and was about to get out of the car with the squat in my arms. Unexpectedly, when I looked ahead, there were five or six people in the dark night. Walking towards us, I took a closer look and saw that they were all holding sticks and the like in their hands. I immediately realized that they were here to beat us!

What should I do, squatting will hurt me, I have to send it to treatment immediately, I went back to the car, wanted to drive by myself, holding the steering wheel, and suddenly realized that this is not like Need for Speed, I can’t even start my brother , No way, what are you doing?Make a quick decision, hug your squat, and get out of the car!

Pick up the squat, the five or six people are not too far away from us, shit, squat, why are you so heavy, there is no way to run now!

What should I do if I can't escape, and the soldiers are chasing after me?Paralyzed, can only be hard on!

I stuffed my squat back into the car, and as soon as I closed the door, I heard a "boom", and I felt a sharp pain in my back, and a stick just hit my back!

"I scolded the neighbor!" I yelled, and my momentum suddenly became stronger. I turned around and kicked the bird man behind me who slapped me with a stick. The bird man flew away like a bird, and the other bird man saw it. He rushed forward again and was about to hit my head with a stick. His momentum was so powerful and his face was ferocious, he looked like a polar bear brother. With a "snap", I grabbed his stick with one hand and knocked him down with one foot. , and then slapped him vigorously with a stick!

It's so cool, I haven't beaten someone like this for a long time, it seems that not running away this time is really the right choice, bird man, frustrating people, watching my brother beat you to death with a stick, and stab you to death, haha, hahaha!

The one I beat up was holding his head and howling, he didn't see the momentum just now, I couldn't stop describing the scene of mating with his relatives, I couldn't express my joy, suddenly there was an "ah" from behind, and my back I felt a pain, and then a warm feeling, so I kicked the bird man who was beaten by me first, and then turned around to look, only then was I surprised to find that this guy had a knife in his hand!There was blood on the knife!I touched the painful place on my back, and my hands were covered with blood!

At that time, I was almost dizzy with anger, shouted loudly, and grabbed the bird man who cut me in three or two steps. The action was very crazy. Their other two accomplices saw my actions but did not dare to move forward. I must have been terrified, I snatched the knife from the bird man in two strokes, although my hand was also cut, but I will definitely not let him go, if you dare to cut me, I will cut you too!Xiao Mian, don't run, take your life!

I snatched the bird man's knife, and the bird man ran quickly, shouting while running: "Brothers, run, this **** is not human!"

With a sound of "Ah", I caught up with him and cut him on the back with a knife. What needs to be explained here is that this knife is shaped like a kitchen knife, but it is a little longer than the kitchen knife. Anyway, after I slashed on the birdman's back, it seemed to be on the bone of the birdman's back, but the knife stuck to his back like this and didn't come out!In addition, Birdman is on the run again, and the knife has been sticking to his back!

"Don't run, give me back the kitchen knife!" I saw the bird man running faster and faster, and rushed up crazily. The others were completely terrified by the situation, and had no time to care about the bird man's safety. I just ran away. Finally, I finally caught up with the bird man and pulled out the knife. He cried out and shouted "Mom". Out of pity for the world's parents, I let him go, but confiscated the knife. kitchen knife.

When I got back to the car, Squat was still lying on the seat unharmed. I was relieved and was about to pick him up, but I didn’t suddenly feel dizzy and fell down, and then nothing happened. knew.

I don’t know how long it took, but I just felt like I had a very weird dream. In the dream, two very beautiful sisters came to me. One sister was dressed in black and the other was in white. I asked them what their names were. Just tell me in a sweet voice, come with me and I'll tell you.

The beauties want me to go with them, so proactive, how can I refuse?Or, if I refuse all of this, am I still a man?

Without thinking about it, I followed them, and finally came to a gate, the gate opened slowly, and a white mist came inside, making me almost unable to breathe. I said to the two sisters, beautiful sisters, are here Your family, can you tell me your name?

Sister Baiyi smiled and said, "My name is Bai Wuchang."

I said the name was not bad, and then asked the sister in black next to me: "Your name is Hei Wuchang, right?"

This black-clothed sister actually grabbed my hand and said to me seductively, "What do you think?"

As soon as the black-clothed sister finished speaking, there was a huge suction force from the door. In an instant, their cute faces became hideous, and I realized it. Damn, white impermanence and black impermanence, this is going to Pull me down to the rhythm of hell!No, I can't be fooled by them!

However, their strength is very strong, how can I resist?For a while, I was getting closer and closer to the world inside the door. At that time, I almost peed in fright, crying and begging God, Buddha, Jade Emperor, etc. to help me, but none of them paid attention to me, no, I don’t want go in!

At this critical moment, a man who looked like a pig pulled me out, black and white impermanence disappeared, and the door disappeared with the white mist. I thanked this pig-like man who saved me and said: " Dare to ask your benefactor's name!"

"My brother's surname is Zhu, his name is Bajie, and his name is Marshal Tianpeng. You can just call me Brother Tianpeng." The man said very bluntly.

After I heard what he said, I couldn't help but burst out laughing, Zhu Bajie, he looks really good, tsk tsk, I suppressed my smile, after all, he saved me, I can't be disrespectful, so I turned my head and went deep Taking a breath, he said, "Thank you benefactor for saving your life."

The man smiled evilly and said, "What are you laughing at? As the saying goes, a drop of water will be repaid by a spring! Take off your pants!"

I was surprised: "Take off, take off your pants? Why are you taking off your pants?"

"That's needless to say? Of course it's your asshole! Don't you take it off? If you don't take it off, I'll help you!" The man wanted to take off my pants, but I don't know why, I have no resistance at all, just let him use him The black stick went deep into my chrysanthemum, I burst into tears, and moaned: "I just escaped from the tiger's mouth, and then fell into the pig's nest, who will rescue me!"

It seems that my cry was heard by sister Guanyin, and a pink lotus seat appeared in front of me. The woman stood on the lotus seat, and with a wave of her hand, it emitted endless light. Memorizing the "Guanyin Heart Sutra" is still effective, and it can save my life at critical moments!The Guanyin Heart Sutra is recommended to every pure child!

The light became brighter and brighter, and I finally woke up from my sleep. I opened my dim eyes, and a man was shaking my body in front of my eyes. His head was wrapped in gauze, and he kept calling my name. It's... squatting!Damn, Sister Guanyin's voice just now seemed to be the voice of a squatting forehead, cheating!

"You son of a bitch, your son of a bitch! You finally woke up. You scared me to death. I thought you were hopeless. I didn't expect it. Is there anything wrong..." Squat kept shouting, his face was filled with joy, as if he The little brother under the body seems to have grown and thickened.

"I'm fine..." I wanted to sit up, but I felt weak all over. Suddenly, my back hurt and I fell back on the bed. I just remembered that I was hacked by a birdman before, and I was squatting here. It also shows that he is fine, hehe, so I feel at ease.