honey deal

Buy cakes!

I don't know if he came from an alien planet.

"It's just a tone." She rolled her eyes.

Chi Rui picked up the tablet, typed, and when he raised his head, his face darkened and he waved to her.

"come over."

"I was wrong." She didn't move, but she stood up straight involuntarily, lowered her head, and admitted her mistake in the posture of a primary school student.

After not seeing anything for a long time, she raised her head quietly.

On the opposite side, a pair of black eyes narrowed dangerously, just looking at her like that.

Pei Xiaowu immediately disarmed and walked over obediently.

Chi Rui didn't speak, but tapped the tablet, signaling her to watch it for herself.

I saw a lot of explanations above, the central meaning is: I wipe can be understood as mediocrity or shit, it means unhappiness, atmosphere, and depression. "

"I'll wipe it, why don't you be so deceptive!" It's really uncomfortable.

Before she finished speaking, someone twisted her arm and it hurt slightly. She lifted it up and saw that the twisted place was slightly red.

"Why are you screwing me?" She stared at him and asked loudly.

He gave back a warning look, "You're justified in swearing."

"Who told you to play with me?" Pei Xiaowu's arrogance was slightly depressed, and his voice dropped an octave.

With shallow eyes, he gave her a sideways glance, and Chi Rui smiled and said, "Because you're fun."

"Fuck, I'm not a toy."

This time, she raised her vigilance, and while protesting, she took three steps back, staying away from his furious range.

Little girl, she is getting more and more presumptuous.

Chi Rui thought to himself, this really echoes the sentence, a woman will go to the house to expose the tiles if she doesn't hit her for three days.

He tapped his foot on the floor without making a sound.

"I'm not going."

Pei Xiaowu understood, but he was stubborn, and refused to send him to the door to accept punishment, and even made a strange face at him, as if to say: Come if you have the ability.

"I'll count to three, if you don't come over, I'll wait for you with a big punishment."

These words sound scary, but his expression is not fierce at all, the faint smile is not obvious, but it's not completely invisible.

"one."

Unexpectedly, he couldn't come over, his face darkened, and he began to count.

"two."

If you don't run, it will be too late.

On the count of two, Pei Xiaowu turned around with a bang.

Before the legs had time to move away, the person somehow lay on his lap, with a "slap", and received a heavy blow on his buttocks.

"Wow." She howled like a pig, covered her rear with her backhand, looked back, and glared.

The man smiled lightly, very elegant, but evil enough: "It doesn't seem to hurt enough to be beaten through the clothes."

isn't it?

Listen to what he means, to...

"It hurts, it really hurts." She blinked her eyes and squeezed for a long time, but still couldn't squeeze out a few golden beans, so she had to give up.

He pointed at the center of her forehead and tapped again.

"It hurts, that's right, otherwise you won't have a long memory."

The painful nerves on his face were much more sensitive, and tears flowed down his face. Through the tearful eyes, his jade face was ice-cold and beautiful, but he was like the king of poker, unable to guess his emotions.

"We have a generation gap. This is definitely not a curse. If you don't believe me, you can chat on the Internet. They all say that, okay?"

Alas, I only thought that the two of them were separated by family, knowledge and upbringing, and just found out that there was a generation gap between them. She sighed while explaining aggrievedly.

Generation gap?

When Chi Rui heard this word, he almost fell to the ground.

Is she saying that he is old in disguise?

"No, I'm not saying you're old, but anyway, you're an adult and I'm a villain. An adult doesn't remember a villain's faults. Shit, did I scold myself?" Before she appeared, she turned over, knelt on his lap, grabbed his ear with one hand, hugged his head, and begged for mercy while shaking.

Chi Rui twitched his lips, Wan Er.

"That villain, it's not enough to talk, let's take some practical actions."

Hey, why did you go back again?

"Two tigers" circled for the nth time, she gave it all up, aimed at his lips, and kissed him hard.

She deliberately rampaged in his mouth, wantonly rolling over every inch of sensitive areas.

Unexpectedly, this is tantamount to stoking the fire.

Finally, his nerves reached the peak of sensitivity, he grabbed her with his tongue, bit the tip of his teeth, and the little woman withdrew from his mouth with a "woo".

But at this time, she couldn't help it anymore.

In the next second, he drove straight in, with the momentum of sweeping away thousands of troops, in her fragrance, he ruthlessly occupied and ravaged her.

Pei Xiaowu, sorry, too late.

Now that the matter has come to this point, she is not willing to show weakness, and goes up to meet him, entangled with him.

This kiss, the sky was dark, until she was exhausted, as if she had been drained of all bones and blood, she collapsed in his arms, her eyes were radiant, and she lost the expression she had just now.

Delicate as a flower, weak and helpless, like a sheep at the mercy of others.

Without warning, he hugged her horizontally, a very standard princess hug, and walked into the room with his slender legs.

"No."

She suddenly guessed his purpose, and said two words softly.

"Woman, do you think you can still escape after getting caught in the fire?" He also panted slightly, the characters he sprayed were all hot, and they flicked across his face, making it itchy and numb.

"Two tigers, two tigers..." sounded again.

Pei Xiaowu rolled his eyes, hugged his neck, and asked solemnly: "Let me sing you a song!"

He was slightly startled, at this moment, he didn't want to listen to the song.

"Okay, you put me down first, it's nice to hear."

Unable to hold her back, she pouted and kept begging, Chi Rui softened and let her go.

"I'm starting to sing!" Pei Xiaowu moved his footsteps slightly, took two small steps back, and then sang while making movements: "A tiger, a sheep, the tiger wants to catch the lamb, the tiger wants to catch the lamb, really Cruel, really cruel; a tiger, a sheep, the lamb wants to run away, the lamb wants to run away, really scared, really scared.”

What a mess, it's ugly!

With a twist of his lips, he was about to sneer, when he suddenly found that the door had been opened, and her two feet were already standing outside the door.

"Pei Xiaowu——" the elongated voice definitely sounded like a warning.

Pei Xiaowu closed the door, leaving only a crack, just enough to stick a head in, and extruded a big grimace: "Dear Mr. Tiger, the lamb is gone, take care!"

"Hmm, if a tiger doesn't show its power, you should be easy to bully, right?" A certain person's face was as dark as Bao Gong's.

Oh my god, no, the tiger is catching up, run away!

Pei Xiaowu slammed him hard, shut him in the room, and walked away with his head in his arms.

Chi Rui almost missed the door, so angry that he crossed his hips and walked around the door.

Thinking about her appearance just now, she couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then burst into laughter.

"Rui, are you alright?" Looking from behind, his shoulders twitched, one could be laughing, the other could be crying.

Crying, it shouldn't be so!

But she was just worried, so she just escaped from the tiger's mouth and turned back.