Online games of the Three Kingdoms era

At this time, the voice of Queen Mother Xi came from the wooden stick: "Prometheus, I want you to be troublesome. I have cooperated well with this little brother, but you tell him these things. Do you want me to kill someone to silence him?"

Prometheus was shocked: "Oh, I forgot this. People who say people are villains behind their backs, but people who say people in front of them will cause death. I thought you couldn't hear me, so I just acted like a villain. I forgot, your golden lotus is still there. You won't really kill him, will you?"

The Queen Mother of the West sneered and said: "Based on my past temper, I must kill him. But since I want to rely on him to help me the second time, if I don't kill him now, I won't kill him in the future. Since you told him the beginning today, why not kill him?" I told him. I have held back this matter for thousands of years, and I don’t care if he goes out to talk about it. It’s just that I have to let him disappear after one year from entering Beihai. In fact, in fact... "

Queen Mother Xi sighed: "Actually, it's also for his own good. He might as well forget it when the time comes."

Suddenly, Queen Mother Xi's voice became louder again: "Just this year, as long as he doesn't talk about it this year, I will just let him forget about this year. I hope he will talk about it in the future. I have held back for thousands of years. It’s too good of a face, and now I don’t want to take it into consideration anymore. Some people do those things that are always hidden, and it should have been known to others. I want to have a complete showdown with him. I am already very worthy of him by doing this , if Hera was replaced, I think he would have rolled out of the heavens long ago."

Old Pu also sighed: "Yes, if it weren't for my sister-in-law, Zeus would not have left Olympus. I don't understand why people have to be sluts when they become officials. Even gods are like this."

The Queen Mother of the West sneered again: "Men are like this. Zhu Bajie doesn't care, but because I didn't marry him, he would think of me. If I married him back then, the Jade Emperor would be imprisoned in Tianhe today."

Old Pu said: "That's not necessarily true. You see, my brother doesn't bother."

The Queen Mother of the West sneered again: "Who knows? You only read his book, and the other two are very philandering. And after this book, it's not like you want to marry another. But that's no wonder. Anyway, this book looks good. Pleasing to the eye."

Old Pu laughed suddenly: "Don't talk nonsense, you are thinking of the Jade Emperor and Zhu Bajie at the same time, it can be seen that it is the same for women who are bothered."

The Queen Mother of the West became excited: "Why are they the same? I really like these two men, but the Jade Emperor loves the other when he sees one, regardless of whether there is love or not. He doesn't love Dragon Girl at all, and even sends nine-headed worms Going to Guan Xiaolong is really too much."

"Ah?" Both Old Pu and I couldn't help being taken aback, "It turns out that you and Nine-Headed Insect have this festival, no wonder."

The Queen Mother of the West didn't speak for a while, then suddenly sighed: "This matter can't be covered with paper, and if you leak it, you will leak it. Okay, I won't bother you to tell the story. It's just that these things have been gossip. I'll say it again."

Old Pu was overjoyed: "Since that's the case, then I'll say it. By the way, you really won't do anything to the little brother, right?"

The Queen Mother of the West was furious: "Prometheus, who do you think I, the Queen Mother of the West, is? If I want to do bad things, I will do them. I will never frown, and no one dares to take care of me. Since I said not to kill, I will not kill."

Old Pu breathed a sigh of relief: "Well, I will continue to tell the story. In fact, the Queen Mother of the West has already said that the problem lies in the love of the Jade Emperor. He is always messing around. You think the wooden master is so arrogant, since The East Prince and the Queen Mother of the West have been fulfilled, so I naturally hope that they will be happy, so how can I meet the Jade Emperor? As a result, when the Jade Emperor was molesting Chang'e, the wooden master finally took Chang'e's husband Hou Yi to the theory. But both of them Unexpectedly, this brought them a catastrophe. The Jade Emperor not only secretly sent Han Yun to kill Hou Yi, but also beat him back. Lord, then go and play with the sow, it's outrageous."

Queen Mother Xi snorted, obviously agreeing with what Old Pu said.Old Pu continued: "The wooden master has since become Zhu Bajie, and the Jade Emperor has been more at ease since then and boldly went to Chang'e every now and then. The Queen Mother of the West naturally heard the news. Although Chang'e did not follow the Jade Emperor in the end, the Queen Mother of the West did not know how to treat Chang'e. Very resentful, exiled her to the moon palace."

I heard the Queen Mother of the West say: "She is also a woman, and I am also a woman. If you don't come to me if you have something to do, you don't take me seriously."

Old Pu sighed: "This is Chang'e treating you well. We are all women. She thinks you are too difficult and can't bear to provoke you. You have misunderstood her."

The Queen Mother of the West was silent again.After a while, I said, "It seems that I really misunderstood her. But now she's used to living here. Hou Yi died, and she doesn't want to remarry, so it's fine to live there. Or I'll tell Zhu Bajie about her."

Old Pu laughed: "You are causing trouble for both of them. As long as you can't make up your mind to drive the Jade Emperor down, you should never make such an idea. You should know what your husband's virtues are."

Queen Mother Xi was silent again.The old Pu said: "Okay, let's continue to tell the story. Zhu Bajie learned the scriptures from Tang Seng and finally got the right result. Now he finally has time to come back and take care of this matter. In order not to hurt Sun Wukong and other senior brothers, he went to the Jade Emperor alone to discuss , fought five hundred times, and was caught by the Jade Emperor for the last time, and he was imprisoned in Tianhe, where he used to be the marshal of the canopy. This incident caused an uproar in the heaven and the Buddhist world. Sun Wukong wanted to make trouble in the heaven again several times. They were blocked by the Tathagata. According to the Tathagata, even if Zhu Bajie was outside, he would only eat a few more vegetarian meals. Now that the Jade Emperor imprisons him, there are reasons and consequences. Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to lose weight and practice. It’s not bad Good. When the karma is over, there will naturally be someone with predestined relationship to save him. If Sun Wukong messes around, it is not good for Zhu Bajie, but bad for Zhu Bajie. Hearing what he said was reasonable, Monkey King stopped causing trouble. Monk Sha Tang Seng and Tang Seng are even more good-natured people, and they like to make big things into small things, and they also put up with this matter."

The Queen Mother of the West interjected: "That monkey is really hated. Back then when he stole my flat peaches, he was not afraid of anything. Now that he has heard the Tathagata's nonsense about cause and effect, he won't fart anymore."

Old Pu laughed and said: "Actually, what the Tathagata said is right, the empress and the little brother are the predestined people of Zhu Bajie. Whether Zhu Bajie can get out of trouble now depends entirely on the mother and the little brother."

After a while, Queen Mother Xi suddenly said: "Prometheus is right. It's time for me to make up my mind. I want to demonstrate to the Jade Emperor. If he dares to lock Zhu Bajie, I will let him go. If he gets angry, I will follow him." Zhu Bajie ran away."

I finally interjected: "Your old man is too wise. You must give the Jade Emperor a sense of crisis, otherwise he won't cherish it."

The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said: "Your words are very good. By the way, you take my golden lotus cloud as a token and go to Tianhe to tell those in charge that you should release Zhu Bajie quickly, or I will cut off their water supply. "

I couldn't help but sincerely praised: "Your old man is simply too wise and powerful. We have some electricity managers in the countryside, and one family shuts off the electricity in the whole village without paying the electricity bill. The common people call them electric tigers. This method of pulling wages from the bottom of the pot is very effective. I Seeing that you old man can be called a water tiger."

The Queen Mother of the West was furious: "You dare to call a beauty like me a tiger, don't you live impatiently?"

I was shocked: "You old man, don't blame me. I won't dare next time."

Old Pu hurriedly smoothed things over: "Little brother really didn't mean it, he just flattered the horse's feet. In fact, it was also because he spent too long with Monk Tang Sengsha and Sun Wukong during this period, and he got a little bit of habit. Didn't you hear Sing in the song? The young monk went down the mountain to go to Huazhai. The old monk explained that the woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger, and you must avoid it when you see it. It can be seen that calling a woman a tiger is very popular among monks. It is inevitable for the little brother to be deceived. Don't get angry."

The Queen Mother of the West snorted: "You two are glib, I won't tell you anymore, go and do your own thing, now I am very annoyed, and I get angry with everyone I see."