The big man has a living father

Chapter 74 A match made in heaven

The closeness between Huo Hai and Princess Wei Chang made Emperor Liu Che very angry.

However, Liu Che couldn't get angry for the time being.

Because he can distinguish between imagination and solid evidence.

In fact, there were two reasons why Liu Che came here.

One was that they heard that Huo Hai and Princess Wei Chang had set out to camp, and the other was that some refugees were temporarily accommodated here.

In fact, all the refugees will be sent across the river.

Huo Hai needed to use them to dilute the number of Huns.

As for the relatively small number of women and children among the refugees, it will not be too late for them to move back to the south bank of the Wei River after the spring.

Therefore, these refugees are waiting here in order to cross the river.

However, the capacity to cross the river is limited, and so many people have to cross the river slowly, so there will still be many refugees here in the next few days.

And Liu Che came to see the refugees, of course, for political purposes [to post on WeChat Moments].

The imperial court did not spend a penny on disaster relief this time, but Liu Che thought about it and felt that something was wrong.

These refugees were sent to the mine. Who is the major shareholder of the mine?

Doesn't that mean I'm using my own private money to provide disaster relief?
After figuring out that he had paid the money, Liu Che started looking for opportunities to pose for photos on his social circle, otherwise the money would have been wasted: he had to tell everyone in public that he had paid the lion's share of the money!
That's why Liu Che came.

Looking at Huo Hai and Princess Wei Chang, Liu Che was filled with anger.

Think about it carefully. Among the younger generation, is there anyone better than Huo Hai? Except for his brother Huo Qubing, there is no one in the younger generation who can compete with Huo Hai.

But the problem is, whenever I think of his face, I want to hit him.

When it had nothing to do with him, Liu Che was very happy, thinking that the court had a lively person and it was finally not so dull anymore.

But after the fun-loving person became the fun, Liu Che's mentality exploded.

Huo Hai had no such awareness at all and continued to circle around Princess Wei Chang.

Liu Che was not stupid and knew what Huo Hai wanted to do.

Sitting on the chair, while being angry, Liu Che did not forget to take advantage of it: "This chair is good, make dozens of them and send them to the palace."

Huo Hai immediately stopped surrounding Princess Wei Chang and ran to Liu Che's side: "Your Majesty, this is a small business, Your Majesty!"

Liu Che chuckled with the corners of his mouth curled up.

"What's wrong with a small business?" Liu Che stroked his beard with his orchid fingers: "Go out and ask around, who doesn't want to turn their...products into tribute?"

Huo Hai: "Then they have trouble selling their products, so turning their products into tributes is a form of advertising."

"I don't have any trouble selling this!"

Liu Che said with a straight face: "Oh, give me the things that can't be sold, and don't give me the things that sell well."

Huo Hai: "No, Your Majesty, think about it, if Your Majesty, as the richest man in the world, uses these things without spending any money, then what about the officials below? If this trend is passed on, how can money circulate and how can the economy prosper? If the economy is not prosperous, how can Your Majesty collect taxes?"

Liu Che: “Uh~”

Huo Hai continued: "Besides, Your Majesty, this chair is expensive and not easy to use. Its only advantage is that it is portable. It would be much more comfortable to just use the chair. Replace this piece of cloth with a wooden board and fix it so that it will be more stable to sit on."

Liu Che raised his lips and said, "I like to use expensive things."

Huo Hai: "This is easy to solve. I can customize a set of large sofas for Your Majesty. Whether you sit on it or lie on it, it will be soft, comfortable and high-end!"

Liu Che was puzzled: "What kind of high-level method is this?"

Huo Hai immediately began to describe the power of the sofa.

The more Liu Che listened, the more he felt that this thing was indeed high-end and he must try it.

After a long speech, Huo Hai said: "Your Majesty, a set of this sofa will cost about 500 strings of cash. If it is your Majesty's words, I will give you a discount, 100 strings of cash!"

When Liu Che heard this, he thought, isn’t this a great bargain?
"Okay, go ahead!"

When Huo Hai ran to Princess Wei Chang and circled around her again, Liu Che suddenly realized, "Huh?"

Why did he spend another hundred strings of cash? What do you mean by picking up a bargain? Isn't this just picking up shit?

Liu Che cried out that he had been deceived.

Huo Hai had been busy for a long time and wanted to sit down and rest, so he waved to Xiang Xu.

Xiang Xu was already prepared and trotted over carrying a small stool.

Although several of these chairs were made, not all of them were brought out.

Although this small stool was quickly discarded by Huo Hai after it was made, Xiang Xu still used it because it was convenient.

Now that there are more people, Xiang Xu has already prepared a small stool and is ready to send it over.

After Xiang Xu brought the small stool over, he bowed to Liu Che and said, "Your Majesty."

Liu Che looked at it and thought, "Four heroes of Maoling, right? I remember you." He said, "Follow Huo Hai and work hard."

Xiang Xu retreated in dismay.

Putting the stool in place, Huo Hai prepared to take his seat. Princess Wei Chang said, "You take the chair. I'll take this one without a backrest."

The two of them changed chairs, and Liu Che looked disgusted, saying that she hadn't been married yet!

This unique outdoor camping barbecue made Liu Che extremely unhappy and his pressure increased.

After dinner, Princess Huo Haiwei packed up her things. Princess Wei said: "As expected, camping can relax you."

Liu Che: "Why didn't I feel that? I felt worse and more stressed."

Princess Wei Chang: "That's because camping is about enjoying the process, the process of doing things. If you watch others do things, it's like watching others camping. How can you relax?"

Liu Che was suspicious: "Really? Let's try camping together as a family sometime later."

Princess Wei Chang: "Okay, let's ask Big Brother to come along. Maybe Big Brother can catch some prey and we can eat something fresh."

Liu Che was too disdainful. He originally said that family members should stay together, which meant that outsiders should not stay together, which meant he was excluding Huo Hai.

As a result, Princess Wei Chang mentioned the eldest brother. Who else could it be? Huo Qubing.

Since Huo Qubing has come, is it any surprise that Huo Hai will follow?

But Liu Che only wanted Huo Qubing to enter his home, and didn't want Huo Hai to come in.

But this kid Huo Hai wouldn't let him in, so he just climbed through the window!
Liu Che didn't want to see Huo Hai circling in front of him with a flattering face, so he thought to himself: "Go and see the victims." Huo Hai waved his hand, signaling Xiang Xu to bring people over to clean up.

Liu Che: "Didn't you say that camping requires doing things on your own to relax?"

Huo Hai: "The process of camping is relaxing, but cleaning up these things after camping is not relaxing. Just after relaxing for a while, it becomes unrelaxing again. Let them clean up."

Liu Che despised him.

The Yulin Guards were already on alert at this time.

Liu Che walked towards the refugees.

The refugees now knew that the person before them was the great Emperor, and they all expressed their respect in their own ways.

Since they were not the people of Chang'an, they were not very familiar with this aspect. Some of them lowered their heads and bent their waists, some did not look directly at Liu Che, some bowed their bodies, some simply knelt on one knee or on both knees, and there was also a funny one who did the chest-touching salute, who knew who learned it from.

Liu Che approached with a smile.

The large group of people were afraid of the emperor, wanted to see something new, and felt that they had finally met an important figure and were relieved that they would not starve to death, so almost all of them were curious and happy.

Liu Che saw a half-grown child, perhaps about four or five years old, at the front of the crowd blocked by the Yulin Guards, so he bent down slightly and waved his hand back: "Come here."

The child's grandfather pushed the child from behind and said, "Go, go."

The half-grown child walked up to Liu Che, and Liu Che lowered his head and smiled: "How old are you? What's your name?"

Child: “I didn’t scream.”

Everyone around burst into laughter, and Liu Che also laughed: "I am asking, what is your name?"

The child suddenly realized: "Oh, my name is Yang Danzi and I am eight years old."

Liu Che's smile disappeared for a moment, and he was confused for a moment, but finally he smiled again: "Have you eaten enough today?"

It’s not that Liu Che didn’t expect that there was someone named Yangfenqiu, but he didn’t expect that this child who looked four or five years old was actually eight years old, the same age as Liu Ju.

But he soon understood that the child's family must have had a hard time before the disaster, so he grew slowly.

Yang Danzi nodded: "Yeah, I'm full, Uncle Emperor."

The deputy commander of the Imperial Guards: "How dare you! Call him Your Majesty!"

Liu Che turned around and said in a calm and deep voice: "How dare you! Who told you to scare a child?"

The deputy commander of the Imperial Guards shrank back. Although he was scolded every time, he knew every time that he should step up and shout that it was insolent. Otherwise, how could he let the Emperor show his friendliness?

Liu Che touched Yang Danzi's head.

When he first came into contact with refugees, Liu Che did not dare to touch the children's heads for fear that they had lice.

But later Liu Che found out that there were no lice on the refugees, as the lice had been caught and chewed long ago.

After sending Yang Danzi back, Liu Che began to look for the most typical elderly person in the team.

Liu Che was more experienced in this regard. The man who looked very old might actually be about the same age as himself.

So the elderly don't ask about their age, just find someone who looks older and frail and ask: "Are you full? Is it cold here?"

The old man laughed and said, "The food here is better than what I eat in my hometown. We live in a leather house, so it's not cold."

The so-called leather house is a yurt, which is the house where the Huns lived, similar to the yurt in later generations.

The frame is also made of wood and covered with sheep felt.

These yurts were temporary residences for the Xiongnu families and were scattered throughout the pasture.

Formed a standard small town.

Because of the influx of refugees, half of the yurts were given to them to live in.

Although it is not pleasant to live under someone else's roof, the refugees felt much better when they heard that the owners of the leather houses were also living under someone else's roof, and that they would all be co-workers in the future.

Liu Che nodded in satisfaction and said, "Huo Hai did a good job this time. I will promote you to a higher position."

When Huo Hai heard about the promotion, he immediately refused: "I can give you a title, but forget about the promotion, Your Majesty! I will stand with the people of Chang'an County. As long as Chang'an County is not prosperous, I will not be promoted!"

Liu Che: "I forgot that no one can be promoted without military merit, so I can only give you a higher rank, or... you can also serve as a lieutenant of the Imperial Guards. That's it."

When he heard about the promotion, Huo Hai's face turned very ugly and he felt uncomfortable all over. Seeing Huo Hai feeling uncomfortable, Liu Che felt comfortable.

Liu Che continued: "I have asked Huo Hai to make arrangements for you. As long as you work hard in Tongguan, you will not only have no worries about food and clothing, but you will also have the opportunity to earn more money in the future and strive to settle down in Chang'an as soon as possible."

"Tongguan Coal Mine is my property. Even if I have to sacrifice the sky-high profits for a whole winter, I will make sure you have enough food and warm clothes."

Liu Che finished his passionate speech and waited for praise.

The people in the front row hinted to the people in the back row: "It's time to give compliments."

Everyone came to their senses and thought, oh yes, it’s time to praise, what was he praising?

What did you just learn?

Someone shouted, "A talented man and a beautiful woman!"

A group of people suddenly remembered and faced Huo Hai and the princess.

"match made in heaven!"

"The ground is set with a pair!"

“It’s a match made in heaven!”

"Hero and beauty!"

"A perfect match!"

Even as I was shouting, some people came up to give me flowers! It's not easy to find this place by the cold Wei River in the winter!
These words were memorized with great difficulty. They heard from the beautiful Xiongnu girl that idioms were popular in Chang'an now. These idioms were used to praise couples and were the most popular compliments nowadays.

Liu Che's face turned green.

Huo Hai laughed loudly: "Really? You think so too? Hahahaha, hohoho, ga ga ga, hahahahahahaha!"

Princess Wei Chang: “?”

----

The first order is almost 3,000, so I sent it out in advance to celebrate the first order. I don’t know how many orders there will be throughout the day. I see that most people read books in the afternoon and evening, and there are not many people in the morning. I hope it can be a little higher!

(End of this chapter)