This man knows how to hype

Chapter 597 Your crosstalk is worse than a pig
Speaking of which, for someone like Xu Xiyu who has gone through a series of major crises and finally screened the remaining team, his efficiency is really amazing.

It took less than three days to test the process and produce the first crosstalk "I Want to Make a Movie".

After listening to it, Xu Xiyu was quite satisfied.

With this first crosstalk, the process was run smoothly, and the subsequent work became much faster. According to Yu Yuyu, it took three days to make one before, but now it can be done in two in one day.

Even if we find another group of people, we can do three in a day.

However, Xu Xiyu only wrote 10 in total, and his previous plan was to release only 5 of them, so there was no need to do it so quickly.

“Take your time. Let’s finish all 10 at once this time, then release 3 first, and then continue to update 2 to maintain and increase the popularity, leaving 5 for future use.

Then we can start the second wave of promotion for Journey to the West: The Sequel. This game is one of the most important tasks at the moment.”

"Except for "I Want to Make a Movie", which three will be released first?" Yu Yuyu asked curiously.

"'Old Man' and 'Sacrificing Wife and Son'." Xu Xiyu said without any hesitation.

The reason for putting these two here is, firstly, that compared to "I Want to Make a Movie", these two works are more mature and of higher quality, and can even be said to be a level higher, and they are classic works that can be passed down.

"I Want to Make a Movie" is very good, and it is enough to satirize Guo Jinwei, but it is not enough to suppress the second-generation actors of Jixiangshe. It can be done with "Old Old Man" and "Trusting Wife and Son".

Secondly, those who are in the know know that "Old Old Age" is meant to be listened to with the characters in mind. The funny man plays a braggart, and the whole crosstalk is about this person bragging about his "old old age".

Xu Xiyu wanted to use "Old Old Man" to satirize people like Zang Qingdong who like to take advantage of their age and know nothing but insist on speaking nonsense according to his own understanding.

Of course, there are many crosstalks like this model, such as "Selling Tickets" and "I am a Writer".

But the title "Old Old Age" is more straightforward.

As for "Entrusting Wife and Son", this crosstalk talks about friendship.

To sum it up in one sentence: "My brother went out and entrusted his wife to me. I am a sentimental person, so I naturally took good care of his wife. So, my brother went out for 10 years, and when he came back, his eldest son was 8 years old and his youngest son was 2 years old."

This paragraph was chosen to satirize the personnel relationships in Jixiang Society. On the surface, they are master and master and brothers, but in private, they are two-faced.

Just with these three crosstalk segments, all netizens can understand "I Want to Make a Movie".

It may take some time to savor "Old Man" and "Entrusting Wife and Son" but those who perform crosstalk or understand crosstalk will surely figure out what Xu Xiyu is doing.

Similarly, those who understand crosstalk will definitely be able to see how excellent the works "copied" by Xu Xiyu are.

Thinking of this, Xu Xiyu said to Yu Yuyu: "Tell them to speed up the progress. It would be best if they can finish these three sections tomorrow."

"Hey." Yu Yuyu responded.

On the other hand, the people in Jixiangshe watched as a few days passed and apart from the netizens' verbal criticism and ridicule against them, Xu Xiyu himself did not make any move.

This situation gave all of them an illusion that Xu Xiyu really didn't dare to say anything rude or do anything to such a 90-year-old artist.

Come to think of it, he is over 90 years old and the law cannot punish him, so what can Xu Xiyu do?
After having this idea, Guo Jinwei decided to hold on to Zang Qingdong's big umbrella to protect himself from the rain for a few more years.

Coincidentally, Li Xiangrui and other disciples who had been restricted from performing, who also participated in the yacht, also raised the idea of ​​​​pulling Zang Qingdong's banner to seek an opportunity for their comeback.

It can only be said that like master teaches like apprentice. This group of masters and apprentices pondered over it, and after a day, they went to Zang Qingdong's house together in the evening in tacit understanding.

My goodness, Guo Jinwei had already brought two other apprentices with him, and Li Xiangrui had six more people. In addition, there were already several guests from the crosstalk industry at Zang Qingdong's house today.

The house is packed with people, it’s even more lively than during the Chinese New Year.

Zang Qingdong was naturally very happy about this scene. He liked to see a bunch of juniors coming to compliment him and surround him.

However, Zang Qingdong's son and grandson were very disgusted with the arrival of Guo Jinwei and his group, but they could not say anything due to face-saving.

They didn't say anything, but this group of "guests" never stopped talking.

You and I chatted back and forth, making Zang Qingdong blush and he unconsciously put on airs.

He was sitting in a wheelchair and said, "Actually, I just heard from Zhixing and the others two days ago that Xu Xiyu is Mr. Hu Jinghui's man.

What is the relationship between Mr. Hu and my brother and my Senior Brother Shi? With this relationship, once I show up, he will definitely give me face.

Just a few days ago, I asked Zhixing and his father to go there. What was the result? After Mr. Hu's lecture, Xu Xiyu is much more obedient now, right?"

When these words were spoken, Guo Jinwei and the others present were all stunned. Did they really not expect that there was such a layer?

When Zang Zhixing and his father heard this, their expressions instantly changed.

What the hell, giving face?
Mr. Hu didn't give me any face at all!
Mr. Hu's original words were, "Xiyu is the helmsman of our family. I am a retired old man, and all matters, big or small, must be handled by him. It is useless for you to look for me. Also, go back and tell your grandfather not to talk nonsense in the future."

Didn’t I tell you these words exactly as they were?
How come now in your mouth it's like Mr. Hu scolding Xu Xiyu?

But Zang Qingdong was in a very good mood to brag at the moment and didn't care about all this at all.

He then started telling everyone things like "In the past, when elders lectured you, there was no reason to talk back" and "It's your honor when your elders lecture you, it's for your own good" and so on.

Although no one was mentioned by name, the words were still directed at Xu Xiyu.

This scene was recorded by a young guest on his mobile phone and posted on YouTube.

The title is [Today we are having a gathering at my master’s house, I will keep in mind my master’s wise words], and it also mentions the topics of #respecting teachers# and #instructions from elders#.

To be honest, this colleague originally just wanted to record his life, or to show his connections in the folk art circle through this video. After all, there is also Guo Jinwei today.

However, the controversy between Zang Qingdong, Jixiangshe and Xu Xiyu had not yet subsided. Now this video appeared.

Not to mention Xu Xiyu's fans, even ordinary netizens felt that this was a blatant provocation.

For a while, the comment section and popularity exploded.

[You have turned black into white and you don't repent, and you even posted a video here to celebrate. What on earth do you want to do? ]

[You are really taking advantage of your age and being shameless, aren't you? Xu Xiyu didn't respond to you because you are old, not because you are right. Why are you still not done? You are being lectured by an elder, who are you?! ]

[@徐希羽, you can tolerate this, this is not like your character]

[@徐希羽, what on earth are you doing? Where is the fearless Ah Dan I knew? ]

[Okay, stop adding fuel to the fire. Ah Dan shouldn't have responded in the first place. Netizens have already made their own judgments on this matter. You all know how mean Ah Dan is. If he gets so angry that the old man dies, who will be held responsible?]

Netizens were excited, and @徐希羽’s message came out one after another, and related topics also began to climb up the hot list.

Xu Xiyu, who was having dinner at Hu Ningwei's house, naturally saw several related videos after receiving the notification from Shan Xinbao.

After watching it, he felt that his three perspectives were challenged. He pointed his phone screen at Hu Ningwei and said, "Do you think these crosstalk performers are hoping that this old man will die?"

"Tsk~~" As soon as these words came out, Hu Ningwei burst into laughter.

Upon hearing this, Mr. Hu, who was eating at the opposite side, frowned and asked curiously: "What's wrong?" "It's that Zang Qingdong..." Xu Xiyu briefly explained the matter to the old man.

When the old man heard this, he nodded without saying anything else and took two bites of the food.

Suddenly, he slammed his chopsticks on the table and said angrily, "You're just going on and on. You're really shameless. You're older than me. Are you living like a dog?"

After that, he turned to Xu Xiyu and said, "Don't worry about it. I'll arrange for someone to ask him what he wants to do!"

"Don't be angry. Weiwei and I are busy. We rarely have time to sit here and eat. Don't let people like this ruin our mood. I have arranged everything. Don't worry about it. Let's eat." Xu Xiyu said as he sent a message to Shan Xinbao.

On the other side, Zang Qingdong was still playing the flute, and he said to Guo Jinwei: "Jinwei, you and your disciples are all good kids.

I've also learned about what happened before, and I know that you did have some misunderstandings with Xu Xiyu. But it doesn't matter. According to the Hu family, he is actually my legitimate junior.

As for you, you are all my juniors in the crosstalk circle, which means that you and Xu Xiyu are all my juniors, and you are all one family. Since you are one family, there is no misunderstanding that cannot be resolved.

So, I will call him to my house some other day, and you guys can come too. Then I will ask him to apologize to you first, and you guys can apologize to him too, and we can shake hands and make peace, and then we can let this go. Do you think it’s okay?”

As soon as these words came out, Guo Jinwei held Zang Qingdong's hand and said, "Master, this is great. I never thought that you have this..."

Before he could finish his words, Zang Zhixing next to him suddenly shouted, "Who is it? Which bastard posted the video online?!"

Such a sudden shout startled everyone present.

Before he could ask, he saw Zang Zhixing rushing up to someone and yelling, "Wang, f**k your mother, you did this on purpose, didn't you? Do you think we haven't offended Xu Xiyu enough? You're just fanning the flames, aren't you?"

"Zhi Xing! What are you saying? Why are you cursing at me for no reason? What did I teach you?!"

Hearing his grandfather's roar, Zang Zhixing no longer cared about his face and said to Zang Qingdong: "Grandpa, please stop bragging. You even called Xu Xiyu over to apologize to Guo Jinwei. How shameless do you have? How shameless does Guo Jinwei have?

My dad and I went to Mr. Hu to beg him, and he said that his whole family had to listen to Xu Xiyu, but why are you talking nonsense all the time?"

As soon as these words came out, the scene suddenly became quiet, and Zang Qingdong's face turned red visibly. He turned his head and scolded Zang Zhixing's father: "Is this the good son you taught?"

"What's wrong with me? I'm no better than this group of dirty-hearted people. I came here to cheer you up and let you take the lead in challenging Xu Xiyu. Xu Xiyu has already tolerated me once, and I'm going to provoke him again today.

Now, someone responded to it on Weibo. Not only did they respond, they also asked Monk Sha and Pig Bajie to do crosstalk! What does the Sha and Pig combination mean? It means that dealing with us is as easy as killing a pig! "

My goodness, after hearing this, everyone who was already confused became even more confused.

After a while, Guo Jinwei said hesitantly, "Zhixing, what...what do you mean you asked Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie to perform crosstalk?"

"Just wait for yourself!" Zang Zhixing was completely displeased. Originally, the matter between Jixiang Society and Xu Xiyu had nothing to do with him, but now that it was involved, he had no idea how to end it.

Guo Jinwei was very unhappy with Zang Zhixing's attitude, but now was not the time to pay attention to this. The apprentice next to him had already started searching on his mobile phone and handed the relevant news to him.

I saw Xu Xiyu updated a status on the screen.

@郭金伟@沾青东, I'm sorry, I'm exaggerating. Although I'm not a crosstalk practitioner, I should also adhere to the crosstalk tradition of "no distinction between the big and the small on stage, and rules off stage."

I shouldn't be unable to take a joke, and I shouldn't lose my temper just because you guys curse me, report me, and slander me online. Even if I haven't said anything, it's wrong for me to be angry in my heart, and I need to correct it.

For this reason, after deep introspection, I, a "complete amateur in crosstalk", wrote a few particularly amateur works, found two special characters to perform them, and planned to make my own contribution to the crosstalk industry.

I hope that all the masters and talented people in the crosstalk world will see my sincere attitude of admitting my mistakes and forgive me and let me go, okay?
I'm really busy, really. 】

My goodness, the veins on Guo Jinwei’s forehead started throbbing instantly after seeing this Weibo.

I've heard that Xu Xiyu can be weird and sarcastic. I've seen it once when "Super Family" was previewed last time. Xu Xiyu posted a Weibo post saying, "You are worthy of being a master. The changes are so funny."

I saw it again this time.

The three video links below Weibo made Guo Jinwei blush, because the title of the first link read [I Want to Make a Movie; Performers: Zhu Bajie/Sha Wujing; Creator: Xu Xiyu]

Those who have seen this crosstalk should know that the content of this crosstalk is about what happened when Yu Qian was looking for investors to make a movie.

The movie was called "Not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some are fucking maggots."

The name of this crosstalk, the movie title in the content, and the performers Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk, when combined, the irony is overwhelming.

At this moment, everyone in the room was watching this content.

As a result, the sound of crosstalk playing soon appeared one after another in different mobile phones.

The noise of so many mobile phones overlapping together was so loud that people's blood pressure soared. Guo Jinwei couldn't help but shouted angrily: "Stop making noise, can you use the phone in my hand?"

This shout made everyone turn off their phones instantly. The only sounds in the room were everyone's breathing and the sound of crosstalk coming from the phone in Guo Jinwei's hand.

Again, Guo Jinwei has problems in everything except his crosstalk. If one's own level is high, then his appreciation level will naturally be high as well.

At this level of appreciation, Guo Jinwei felt more and more uncomfortable and unhappy the more he listened. He found that among all his disciples, who had written so many works, none seemed, seemed, or probably was as good as Xu Xiyu's.

He didn't want to listen to it anymore. He couldn't listen to the crosstalk "I Want to Make a Movie" anymore after listening to half of it.

After all, this was a crosstalk used to satirize him, especially the line below the second brother's voice, "Not all insects can turn into butterflies, because some of them are fucking maggots," which made Guo Jinwei instantly famous.

This curse is too dirty!
He felt that these evil disciples present might be secretly laughing in their hearts when they heard this crosstalk.

This is indeed the case. These evil disciples are indeed happy. The irony is so obvious that they have ignored the issue of quality and their minds are filled with gloating.

However, they soon stopped gloating.

Because Guo Jinwei clicked on "Old Old Man" again.

As I said, all those present are crosstalk performers and experts. Their level of appreciation for crosstalk is far higher than that of ordinary audiences.

Therefore, after listening for more than ten minutes, Guo Jinwei, who was already red-hot, was still red-hot.

As for the others, they were no longer red and warm, but terrified! A book written by an amateur was better than all the works created by me who had studied for more than ten or twenty years.

Is this okay? !
How could this happen?

"Is this really written by Xu Xiyu?"

"I don't believe it. This is impossible. How could he be an outsider?"

"Old old man, old old man, is this some traditional crosstalk that was brought out by Xu Xiyu?"

"Impossible. It's really impossible."

Just when everyone was denying it in horror, a comment floating above the video finally made them unable to hold back and start cursing.

The comment reads: [After hearing this, why do I feel that the crosstalk performance of those people in Jixiangshe is not as good as that of a pig? ]

(End of this chapter)