This man knows how to hype

Chapter 64 Class Opening

"Wow, he's so good at picking up girls that he wrote a song to express his love for them. He's really a role model for my generation."

“The key is that it sounds pretty good.”

"This was really written by him. Could it be that Lu Qinyao wrote it under his name?"

"How can Lv Qinyao write a song? He wrote this song. He doesn't have any skills. How did he get Lv Qinyao when he has eleven ex-girlfriends?"

"Makes sense."

"Did the broadcast just now say that he was on the other side?"

"Correct."

"Class is in session!!! Director Yu, stop recording the show, our brothers are waiting to pay their tuition!" An abrupt shout suddenly rang out from the sky.

The next second, all kinds of laughter suddenly exploded.

There are a lot of young tourists at Mingsha Mountain, as well as many internet celebrities who come here to look for materials. These people are very familiar with the hot memes on the Internet.

When I heard the words "class opening" and "feather director", I couldn't hold back my excitement.

There is a saying that goes, "groups can make people lose their minds." What it means is that as long as there are many people and they make a fuss together, they are likely to do all kinds of stupid and embarrassing things that they would never do under normal circumstances.

There's a bit of that trend going on here right now.

After the first person inexplicably shouted "Class open", someone else followed suit and shouted: "Class open, class open, how much money can you make by recording that crappy show, everyone will give you rockets!"

Soon, the third, fourth, and fifth person appeared one after another.

Especially those boys who have girls around them, they shout particularly actively. Their purpose of doing so is to attract the attention of those girls.

As more and more people started shouting, those internet celebrities also reacted.

Isn’t the material here?

So they started shouting as well, and while doing so, they encouraged the young people around them to "catch up with the trend."

People do like to follow the crowd, especially when they are excited.

Before long, under the puzzled gazes of a group of uncles and aunts, young people shouting "Classes are opening, classes are opening" were seen everywhere.

They shouted like ghosts and wolves, and they shouted with grins on their faces.

The most accurate adjective would be "inexplicable".

In addition, many people held up their phones to record this magnificent scene, no, it should be called a divine scene, a crazy scene. Soon, these divine scenes appeared on major platforms such as Duoyin.

At the same time, Xu Xiyu and other guests on the other side did not hear what the tourists on the other side were shouting because they were a bit far away.

But there were crew members shooting material opposite, so Liu Xiaozhen received the news first.

To be honest, after hearing the news, Liu Xiaozhen felt like he was hit by a huge surprise, and his signature happy auntie smile appeared on his face again.

As for Qiao Shuangshuang, she laughed even happier than him.

This is all performance!

As the saying goes, give a peach and return a plum. Brother Xu has improved the performance of me, Qiao, so I want to give Brother Xu more opportunities to show his performance.

As Xu Xiyu's exclusive director, she asked Xu Xiyu to fill out a questionnaire in order to better arrange the filming. She found that Xu Xiyu filled in "chromatic harmonica, ocarina" in his instrument specialty.

This surprised her, as she originally thought Xu Xiyu would write about playing guitar. But he chose to write about two wind instruments. It was obvious that he was better at blowing than playing.

Therefore, she applied to the program team early on to purchase these two musical instruments, just in case Xu Xiyu had the opportunity to demonstrate them and thus enrich the material.

Thinking of this, Qiao Shuangshuang quickly ran over to discuss with Liu Xiaozhen. She thought now was a good opportunity to show off.

On the other side, Xu Xiyu naturally didn't know that Qiao Shuangshuang was going to do something again. He was talking to Lu Qinyao.

Jiang Yue, who was standing next to him, was apparently watching Bu Zhaojie jumping up and down while singing, but was actually listening at full capacity to the conversation between Xu and Lu next to him.

"Did I perform very badly just now?" Lu Qinyao's tone still sounded a little disappointed.

"It's really bad." Xu Xiyu nodded deliberately.

This comment made Jiang Yue, who was eavesdropping nearby, twitch her lips. Oh my god, she thought Xu Xiyu would coax Lu Qinyao, but he just said "It's really bad". If they are not real lovers, then there is no need to coax them, right?

When Lu Qinyao heard this, she lowered her head even more disappointed.

"How can you always be like this?" Xu Xiyu said this sincerely. She couldn't cope with complex situations with this mentality and she needed to grow up.

"I...I know it's not good." Lu Qinyao lowered her head and muttered in a low voice.

"I've spent so much time planning for you, don't let yourself fail in the end because of a bad mentality." Xu Xiyu deliberately covered the microphone and said this, glancing at Jiang Yue next to him.

When Jiang Yue heard this, her eyes widened instantly.

What did you just hear?

At this moment, Lu Qinyao suddenly realized that something was wrong, because Xu Xiyu would never say the latter sentence. Now, she lowered her head and glanced at Jiang Yue beside her without leaving any trace.

For a moment, her mood inexplicably improved.

Because at this moment, she clearly felt her own progress, her IQ improvement. She felt that in the past, she would never realize that Xu Xiyu's words were wrong, and would get angry with him instead.

Thinking of this, she quickly raised her head, and she looked a little energetic. She pushed her hair back and said to Xu Xiyu, "You are right."

This answer surprised Xu Xiyu a little, but he was more relieved. Relieved, he reached out and hugged Lu Qinyao's shoulders from behind and rubbed them.

This action made Lu Qinyao feel a little excited. Just as she was about to lean into Xu Xiyu's arms, she saw a bright light bulb coming towards her.

"Xiyu, here." Qiao Shuangshuang said as she handed over the box containing the harmonica and ocarina.

Xu Xiyu didn't answer it, but looked at the two boxes with the names of the instruments written on them, then looked at Qiao Shuangshuang, and asked with a puzzled look on his face, "Why are you giving this to me?"

"Don't you know how to play the flute? Director Liu said that today is a good opportunity to let everyone appreciate it." Qiao Shuangshuang said sincerely.

Hearing this, Xu Xiyu felt a little amused. The girl opposite had given her two surprises today, first it was Ke Xinying, and now this.

And Lu Qinyao next to her was so angry that her teeth were itching.

Damn Joe Performance.

It didn’t come earlier or later, but it came just when my dead scumbag hugged me!

At the same time, the other guests stopped what they were doing. Especially Wang Honghui, seeing Xu Xiyu's "hesitant" expression, she immediately had an idea in her mind.

Is this guy bragging?
He might not be able to use these two things well, just blowing a Doremi, and filling them out just for the sake of face.

This is normal, many artists have done this. They just learn how to draw a cube and then they dare to say they can sketch.

Thinking of this, she quickly said, "Xiyu, the desert goes well with the ocarina, and the starry sky goes well with the harmonica. Such a beautiful scenery is perfect for these two instruments. Don't hide it, play it for everyone."

"Yeah, if I can listen to this in the evening, all the fatigue of the day will be swept away." Zhang Yiyuan quickly agreed. His idea was the same as Wang Honghui's.

"Xiyu, even if you don't want to play it for us, don't we still have Sister Qinyao here?" Zhao Yuchen said.

Bu Zhaojie also wanted to join in, and he also felt that Xu Xiyu didn't accept it because he was not very good at it.

He had just let this kid act so arrogant, and he really wanted to see Xu Xiyu lose a lot of people. But Jiang Yue kept winking at him, making him swallow back the words that were about to come out of his mouth.

But Lu Qinyao was not very worried. She remembered that when they were chatting in the car before, Gong Lingyun asked Xu Xiyu what musical instrument he could play, and he said that he could play the chromatic harmonica quite well.

Lu Qinyao felt that what he said was okay, but it might not be that simple.

This was indeed the case. Xu Xiyu glanced at everyone and took the two instruments from Qiao Shuangshuang.

He participated in a competition organized by the Provincial Music Association when he was in college and won a prize for the chromatic harmonica. Although he never won a prize for the ocarina, he played it well.

These two are really his specialties and also his hobbies. He doesn't like to show off with things that he really likes. But today, it seems that he can't help showing off.

Thinking of this, he opened the box, looked at the several twelve-hole ocarinas of different tunes inside, picked one out and said, "Since everyone wants to listen, I will show off my ugliness and play a piece of music I composed for everyone."

In the desert, there is no more suitable ocarina song than "The Original Scenery of Hometown".

Moreover, if you are going to brag, you must do it right the first time and brag the best.

　Thanks for the reward from 雨过就天晴.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)