New Century Kitchen Warrior

Chapter 3: The Defeat of the Pure Love Warrior

The bonfire was lit, and the flames illuminated the stream and the two people sitting on the rocks.

"What? If you say that, then that hero must have been born pure. Even we devils wouldn't sign a contract with someone without any foreplay. You are really unlucky."

"That's it."

After rescuing Buyadi from the claws of the horned wolf, Buyadi's attitude towards Lei Ye suddenly softened.

It was more than just a relaxation of the relationship; they had completely put aside their past grudges. He no longer cared about the fact that she had been turned into a woman, and even regarded Lei Ye as a companion.

Another possibility is that she realized that she could not get out of the forest on her own, so she hid her hatred and tried to build a good relationship with someone who could take her out.

Originally, Lei Ye had no intention of taking Buyadi with him no matter what. After all, this guy was the Demon King. Lei Ye did not take her life while she was sick, which was already a consideration for Naizi. He wanted to leave her here to fend for herself.

But should we say that she is worthy of being the king of demons? Buyadi has the temperament of a hero. First of all, she clearly expressed that she no longer had any hostility towards Lei Ye, who had caused her to become like this, and showed her own role. As the king of demons, she could quickly identify whether there was any danger nearby based on the traces around her, and which direction to go to avoid monsters. Lei Ye believed her for once, and as a result, they really didn't encounter any danger along the way.

And after a brief chat, I found that she was actually a good person. At least she was much easier to communicate with than those people in the team with extremely weird values.

In this way, at Buyadi's suggestion, the two people reached a temporary cooperative relationship.

Tonight's resting place is a small stream with fish that Buyadi found, so the problems of drinking water and food are solved.

Lei Ye handed over a grilled fish, and the other party took it with both hands and said thank you.

Then they started eating.

"So our contract is done? You are responsible for leading the way and helping me avoid monsters and leave this forest. As a reward, you can follow me and I will take you to the human city. Of course, I don't care about what happens after that. I tell you, a woman like you with horns on your head but no strength and big breasts will definitely suffer in a human city."

"Very good. As a demon, I like the word contract very much, even though it's just a verbal contract." Buyadi shook the grilled fish skewer in his hand and took a big bite. "Don't worry, don't worry. Who do you think I am? I'm the king of the demons! I'm a devil! What can a few humans do to me? Besides, I don't plan to stay in the human city for too long. I just want to borrow the city's earth dragon car to return to the scorched earth. By the way, what's wrong with your grilled fish! Is it too delicious?"

Not sure if it was an illusion, but Lei Ye felt that Buyadi, who was chewing happily, was becoming more and more feminine.

Recalling the scene of the battle in the Demon King's Castle, that tall devil with an extremely oppressive feeling, and then looking at the woman in front of her who was sitting cross-legged and eating fish, I inexplicably felt a sense of disconnection, and it was impossible to identify these two existences as the same person.

Now we have to defeat the devil.

Well, there aren't many people who can chat with the Demon King at such close range. It's a rare opportunity, so how about teaching her something interesting?

After thinking about it, Lei Ye put on a slightly serious expression.

"Since you are going to the human city, I will teach you some common sense from time to time, so that you won't seem out of place in various ways. What do you think?"

Buyadi's eyes lit up, and she stepped forward and patted Leiye on the shoulder, "Okay, very good! As a demon king, I really don't want to be laughed at by lowly humans. It is indeed necessary to learn about human things in advance. What's wrong with you, a human? Not only can we talk, but you are also very sensible! Otherwise, how about you come with me after I go back, and I will make you the Goblin General!"

"Forget about being the Goblin General. If that day ever comes, you might as well make me the Succubus General. Come! I will now teach you how the demons should greet humans." Lei Ye adjusted his sitting position, blinked, and made a "V" sign with one hand, "Ciallo~(∠ω<)⌒★"

"Oh, that's interesting," Buyadi sat upright and imitated Leiye's movements, "Ciallo~(∠ω<)⌒★"

Lei Ye couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at? Wait buddy, I feel a little weird, are you kidding me?"

"Nothing, I just remembered something happy," Lei Ye said, extending his hand to Buyadi, "Welcome to become a disgusting grapefruit chef, now we are friends."

"Friend, friend!"

For some reason, Buyadi suddenly looked quite surprised.

And then he seemed a little embarrassed.

She rubbed her thighs, muttered softly, "Human friendship is really cheap," and then reluctantly but a little happily held Lei Ye's hand.

Not quite understanding why she was being shy, Lei Ye held her hand and shook it, then was slightly stunned.

Bro, your hands are so small.

"That's good. To be honest, I thought you were pretending to cooperate with me, but you were actually going to lead me to dangerous monsters and die with me. But I thought that the king of the demons would not do such a thing for a cook, so I believed you this time. Now it seems that I did not trust the wrong person. I hope we can continue to cooperate happily."

Since we've already shaken hands, you might as well say some nice words.

However, Buyadi did not seem very happy to hear this.

"What are you talking about? What are you talking about? We devils are all smart people. How could we do such a stupid thing? Oh, I see. You probably think that you made me like this, so I'm going to take you to self-destruct for revenge." She waved her hand. "Don't worry. I won't do such a losing business. As far as the current situation is concerned, the survival rate is obviously higher if I cooperate with you than if I care about that matter."

"Also, cook? What cook? Do you mean you came to the Demon King's Castle with a spatula in hand? Indeed, until now you haven't given me that 'powerful' feeling. I was distracted and vigilantly staring at you at that time. I was really fooled."

Although he complained, Lei Ye did not feel any hatred from Buyadi.

She seemed to have really put the matter behind her and was sincerely intending to work with her to get out of the forest.

Is this the devil's pattern?

Thinking of this, Lei Ye felt that he should show some trust and sincerity, at least like an ordinary temporary team member, and report his basic information and skills to facilitate subsequent cooperation.

"Then I will tell you about my life as a cook."

First, skills.

【Kitchen Man】

An inherent skill possessed by Lei Ye.

Because of this B name, Lei Ye rarely mentioned it to others.

[Add magic power during the cooking process, and the food produced will have additional effects]

The above is a brief description of this skill.

And this skill is the real reason why Lei Ye, who has no combat power, is targeted by the brave team. By combining different ingredients, the food made by Lei Ye can provide a variety of bonuses. Lei Ye sometimes feels that he has become a cat on the Blue Star who can cook, specializing in cooking. For example, before the last battle, all members of the brave team had a luxurious dragon meat banquet with a 200% increase in all attributes.

I just didn’t expect that I couldn’t win. The demon king’s strength is a bit too much.

On the other side, Buyadi's red eyes were sparkling.

"T-Can you tell me this? It's so touching. I didn't expect you to trust me so much. Lei Ye, you are my best friend!"

I was just telling her the effect of the inherent skill, why are you so excited?

Buyadi touched her chin, lost in thought, her eyes still bright.

"Okay, very good! Your skill is great! I was just wondering why the grilled fish tasted so good even though you didn't add any seasonings. Now it seems that you do have the relevant skills. Seriously, come and do it with me later! The cafeteria in the Demon King's Castle is really hard to describe!"

This reaction is completely understandable.

The so-called other world is a complete food desert. The most delicious set meal in the Explorers' Guild is just roasted meat sprinkled with salt. Thanks to the unique cooking skills of Northeastern men, Lei Ye does have an almost exaggerated cooking skill for this group of natives of the other world. Even Lei Ye's elf girlfriend was conquered by his food, but
"Forget it. Actually, I have never felt happy cooking."

Lei Ye sighed.

After being forced to be a cook for five years, he no longer wanted to be a housewife.

Hearing this, Bu Yadi was stunned. She suddenly thought of something and showed an expression of empathy.

"I see. Sorry, I think I understand what you mean." She came over and patted Lei Ye's head. "Just like me, actually, I have never felt happy being a demon king."

"You are such a nice person." Lei Ye was a little touched.

He has always been a cook in the Brave Team and is nominally the fourth member of the team, but everyone just treats him as a useful cook. No one cares about his emotions, and no one will comfort him like Buyadi.

Mr. Demon, no, Miss Demon, you are such a good person. If I had the chance to go back to the beginning, I would just go to Scorched Earth and fight you. I think you are a pretty easy person to get along with.

Thinking of this, Lei Ye glanced at Buyadi who was rubbing his head. Due to the height difference, his vision was filled with something swaying.

"Brother, let me discuss something with you. Can I touch your breast?" Lei Ye asked subconsciously.

After saying this, Lei Ye was stunned, and Buyadi was also stunned.

After a few seconds of silence, Buyadi lifted her left breast with one hand and asked tentatively, "What are you talking about?"

"Yep."

"What's there to touch with chest muscles that aren't firm at all? But never mind, we're friends after all," Buyadi emphasized the word "friends," then straightened her chest and raised her head, putting her hands on her hips, "Come and take it!"

"I'm sorry, I probably lost my mind." Lei Ye covered his face.

Lei Ye, 24 years old, is a cook. Still a virgin.

In a world with legal brothels, it is not difficult to get rid of this identity.

But it’s not possible. As a noble lolita pure love warrior, Lei Ye had long decided to climb the ladder of adulthood with his flat-chested elf girlfriend. He has been desperately restraining his desires and working hard, waiting for that day to come.

However.
Loya, 24 years old, is an elf.

For the elves with a long lifespan, the 24-year-old Loya is more than just a loli, she is simply a friend's daughter. Lei Ye was deeply touched by this attribute. From the first time they met, he pursued her desperately and quickly won her over with his cooking skills.

However, perhaps because of the strong concept of chastity unique to the elves, up to now, Lei Ye's progress has only been to shake hands with the other party.

"It's unreasonable."

After listening to Lei Ye's account of the incident, Buyadi touched his chin with a skeptical expression, "From what I understand, the main purpose of your human relationships is to have sex. How is it possible that you have been dating for five years without having sex?"

"Although your words are crude, I have to say that in a sense you are indeed a demon who can see into people's hearts. You are so clear about the relationship between the sexes," Lei Ye exclaimed, and then sighed, "My situation is quite special. On the one hand, I am really busy, running around behind the hero, and sometimes I can only see her once a month. On the other hand, she has always looked down on me. As a cook, I can only get a little bonus when I am trying to capture other people's sisters. This job is actually not that high-end. That's why I want to fight into the Demon King's Castle with the hero, so that I can be successful when I come back."

"What?!" Buyadi was unhappy again, "You came all the way to attack me just for an elf woman who didn't give you grass?! Your mother, why don't you just die?"

"Can you please say less unjustifiable words and be more civilized?"

"You are the only one who can swear but I am not? I am so fucking angry. My defeat was caused by something like this. Because of something like this?!" Buyadi bit off a large piece of fish fiercely and stared at Lei Ye fiercely. "I have decided! I want to go back with you to see what kind of person Luoya is that can make you so obsessed with her!"

As a result, her wish was about to come true.

Considering Lei Ye's pitifully low luck, this random teleportation was a miracle. It turned out that the big forest they were in at the moment was located near Hillius. With the help of Buyadi, Lei Ye easily avoided various monsters after walking for three days and finally found the way home.

Hierius! I'm back again!

So beautiful Hillius
The familiar scenery made Lei Ye want to cry. The scorched earth was very far away. He had been following the hero for nearly two months on this journey to save the world. The preliminary preparations took a month, and the journey to the scorched earth took another month. He didn't know how many dangers he encountered along the way. He really thought he would never come back countless times.

As a result, the demon king was not killed, but his HP was reduced by more than 700.

The storage bag is gone too.

Of course, judging from the result, the demon king was indeed defeated.

"Oh, is this a human city?" Buyadi crossed her arms and nodded. "The architectural style is quite interesting. We should ask our engineers to learn from it later."

Bu Yadi made such comments without any sense of urgency, as if she was here for a trip.

I don’t know if she will still be treated as the king of demons after she returns to the Demon King’s Castle without any power. It’s a pity that she is so relaxed.

"The contract should end here. Hillius is a first-tier city. If you want to rent a dragon car, you can go to the west to find a slave trader. It's a pleasant cooperation along the way. I have to go now."

Lei Ye, eager to return home, strode into the city, and Buyadi trotted after him.

"Why do I suddenly feel like a scumbag has just pulled up his pants and run away? Wait a minute, wait a minute, it's already late today, let's talk about the dragon car tomorrow, you want to go home now, right? Take me with you, we are good friends, right? I really want to try to stay overnight at my friend's house!"

Lei Ye didn't have time to pay attention to her now.

He ran along the familiar street to the small bungalow that he had bought in full.

After going through untold hardships, he finally came back. Standing at the door, Lei Ye felt a thousand emotions in his heart. He took a deep breath and knocked on the door with love.

"I am back."

Soon the door opened, and a warm breath of "home" hit me in the face. The beautiful girl who stuck her head out had long pointed ears.

The moment he saw her, Lei Ye felt that everything was worth it.

Lei Ye was touched and a little happy. The 'Friendship Contract' had been broken, and the 'Demon King' had disappeared from this world. From today on, he no longer had to follow the hero around, nor did he have to worry that the city where she was would be razed to the ground by the Demon King's army. He had enough time to enhance his relationship with the other party.

Deeply in love, Lei Ye hugged Luoya tightly, and did not notice the surprised expression on Luoya's rosy face.

Bu Yadi raised her eyebrows slightly with a suspicious look on her face, twitched her nose and stopped at the door. After hesitating for a moment, she stayed where she was and chose to watch.

Lei Ye entered the room.

The air in the room felt hot, stuffy and strange.

A strong feeling of discomfort rose in Lei Ye's heart. He turned his head and saw that the pure and cold Loya was actually wearing a very sexy silk underwear today, which lightly outlined her thin figure.

"No, where did you buy this dress? I think my sister has seen it before."

Lei Ye couldn't help but stretched out his finger to poke it, but was avoided.

"Lei Ye, actually there is something I have been hiding from you for a long time, but now I have almost endured it for too long, so let me tell you straight."

Looking at Luoya who took two steps back, Lei Ye found that her gaze was so serious at this moment.

After finally coming back, Lei Ye actually wanted to have a good rest first, but Luoya's unexpected attitude made Lei Ye concerned and he had a strong ominous premonition.

Lei Ye's eyes also became serious.

".You tell me."

I always feel like it's going to be something big.

In front of him, Loya took a deep breath.

"Actually, I am a time traveler." She said softly.

As soon as these words came out, Lei Ye was shocked! But his strong control allowed him to remain calm, and he motioned to Luoya to continue.

Let’s go! ?
There was already a storm in my heart.

Lei Ye finally understood that Luoya agreed to his confession just because of a meal of sweet and sour pork. It was not because she was greedy, but because she was so happy to taste the flavor of her hometown.

It's true. One wave after another comes. My cold and aloof elf girlfriend is actually my fellow villager from Northeast China. How could I have such a dream?

God unfolds!

Lei Ye has been looking forward to this amazing development for five years!

Although it's a bit strange, it may not be a bad thing. After she finishes speaking frankly, I will also speak frankly about my own story.

Now, the two people who used to have difficulty in coming up with topics to talk about may suddenly have more topics to talk about.

"As a time traveler, I have the responsibility to save the world. The goddess has been guiding me, and I have several steps to complete in the next few days."

Lei Ye nodded absentmindedly; this was not what he wanted to hear.

What he actually wanted to hear was evidence from another world. Goddess? What goddess? He had never encountered such a thing when he was reincarnated. As for the guidance of the goddess, he couldn't understand it even more. He had never seen guidance in his life.

As for saving the world, he had already accomplished it by accident three days ago.

But Loya's expression became more serious.

"Just now, I received new guidance. The Demon King's army is gathering in Hillius, preparing to launch an attack on the Frey Empire. The last hope of mankind lies in the brave man."

Lei Ye turned around and looked at Buyadi outside the door.

Buyadi hurriedly shook her head, "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

No. It's possible!
Because the Demon King was transformed into a busty beautiful girl and abducted! After that, the Demon King's army officers led the army to launch a revenge attack on humans. Isn't this very reasonable?
A drop of cold sweat flowed down Lei Ye's forehead.

It's broken, it's in trouble.

Besides, where did the hero come from? Wasn't the hero already sent? How could a new hero appear so soon? Or was it that my childhood sweetheart was going to become the protagonist of the next story?

"Of course, the hero I'm talking about is not me," Loya whispered softly, "Just now, I have summoned him to this world through teleportation magic."

A naked man quickly crawled out from under the bed, trotted over with his pants in hand, exchanged a quick glance with Luoya, and then posed.

"Yes, it's under."

Lei Ye and Buyadi frowned and found that things were not that simple.

(End of this chapter)