I was exposed by the live broadcast of the whole network.
Chapter 54 You are really hungry
Chapter 54 You are really hungry
After resting in the hospital for two days, Hao Yun finally couldn't stay there any longer and submitted an application to Cao Liming, wanting to return to school.
After all, I am a college student. What's the point of staying in the hospital every day?
As soon as Hao Yun got out of bed, the young nurse Yan Shuangyue quickly helped him get his slippers and took the initiative to help him go to the toilet.
When netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they all became envious.
"I never thought that I could live like this, with nothing to lose. This is awesome!"
"Who can understand the value of this kind of life? When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I see is a beautiful girl waiting on me. Living in this intensive care unit is so comfortable!"
"How can I not be happy with the treatment I received in exchange for my life? In the past two days, this ward has been like a vegetable market, with several groups of people coming and going, all of them coming to check on Brother Good Luck's latest physical condition."
"Brother Good Luck is now a living cadaver teacher. What's wrong with being examined a few more times? It's reasonable."
As soon as Hao Yun entered the bathroom, he found that Yan Shuangyue, who was supporting him, did not leave, but stared down with wide eyes.
Hao Yun suddenly felt embarrassed.
"No, Shimotsuki, I need to go to the bathroom, can't you step aside for a moment?"
Yan Shuangyue blushed and pretended to be calm and said, "As a nurse, I have seen everything. You pee as long as it doesn't affect my observation."
Fuck, you’re a pervert, aren’t you?
Do you have to observe yourself when you pee?
Hao Yun had a headache.
"Which department assigned you this task?"
Feeling a little embarrassed by Hao Yun's gaze, Yan Shuangyue whispered, "Director Cui from the Urology Department told me to pay more attention to the frequency of your going to the toilet and the color of your urine so that he can do research. If possible, take a photo every time and keep it."
Gan!
Are all these medical students so perverted?
Hao Yun finally understood why the smell of feces was mentioned in "Compendium of Materia Medica".
These medical students are capable of anything!
Hao Yun said seriously: "If you want to study other things, I can cooperate, but if you want to study this, then I can't cooperate."
"After all, I'm still a virgin. If you look at me like this while I'm in the bathroom, wouldn't I lose all my dignity? Will you be responsible for me?"
Yan Shuangyue is shy by nature.
She had never worked in the andrology department before, so to be honest, she was not as experienced as other nurses.
So when she heard Hao Yun refused to let her observe, Yan Shuangyue gave in and quickly ran out of the toilet.
After Yan Shuangyue left, Hao Yun sighed.
Nowadays, those who are engaged in scientific research will do anything to publish new papers.
Five minutes later, Hao Yun came out of the toilet.
He was just fastening his belt when he saw Yan Shuangyue timing with a stopwatch.
"Student Hao Yun, you take a long time to urinate. Do you have symptoms of frequent urination, urgency, or inability to urinate completely?"
Hao Yun: ...
You're not done yet, are you?
Hao Yun ignored Yan Shuangyue and went to the room inside and started changing into his daily clothes.
Cao Liming has approved his discharge from the hospital, so Hao Yun is going back to school today to see if he can make it in time for the freshman military training.
After changing his clothes, Hao Yun walked out of the room and heard a knock on the door.
Hao Yun looked closely and found that it was a delivery boy.
"Are you Hao Yun? Your phone number ends in 8879."
Hao Yun was a little surprised.
"Yes, I ordered takeout."
The young man handed the takeaway to Hao Yun and couldn't help but say, "Brother, you are amazing. The ward you live in is so high-end."
Hao Yun smiled.
"I don't have to pay for it anyway, it's free. But didn't I just place the order for this takeaway? How come you delivered it so quickly?"
Hao Yun was very surprised when he got the takeaway. He was tired of the food in the cafeteria these days, so he wanted to order takeaway to try something new.
As a result, the takeaway was delivered less than ten minutes after I placed the order. This speed is simply outrageous.
Who knew the delivery guy smiled and said, "Today is not Valentine's Day, so it's faster."
Hao Yun also started laughing.
"Oh, I see. You're planning to finish the delivery quickly and then go off work to spend time with your girlfriend, right?"
"No." The delivery boy explained, "Today is Valentine's Day. Nine out of ten orders I have are for birth control products. Only your order is for food."
"I thought you were really hungry, so I brought you food as soon as possible."
Hao Yun: ...
When netizens in the live broadcast room heard the delivery guy say this, they laughed so hard that tears came out of their eyes.
"This delivery guy is such a talent, hahahaha, this is so heartbreaking!"
"Human life is at stake, and you actually gave him food first?"
"Food is the primary need of the people. Only when you are well fed and warm can you think about other things. So there is nothing wrong with delivering food first. This delivery boy is obviously a cultured person."
"Killing someone and destroying their heart? That's too much, brother."
"Every word you say is caring, but every word you say is a stab in the back."
"For a twenty-dollar takeout, I estimate he'll get at least two thousand words of negative reviews this time."
"Hey, that's what we call brothers. Only true brothers would be afraid that you'll be hungry!"
After clicking on the delivery, the delivery guy smiled and said, "Okay, brother, enjoy your meal. I'll go deliver other orders."
He turned and left, as if he had made up his mind, without even looking at Hao Yun again, leaving Hao Yun alone in the messy ward.
Yan Shuangyue just came out of the bathroom at this time, and Hao Yun stuffed the takeaway into her hands. She was no longer in the mood to eat the takeaway.
"Student Hao Yun, where are you going?"
Yan Shuangyue was holding the takeaway with a confused look on her face when she saw Hao Yun walking out with his bag.
"Go back to school and find a girlfriend."
Hao Yun's eyes were determined. Now nothing could stop his determination to fall in love!
After leaving the hospital, Hao Yun took a taxi.
Although the hospital is not very far from the school, the weather is too hot and Hao Yun does not want to get heatstroke from walking this distance.
Ten minutes later, Hao Yun got out of the car and came to the school gate.
Just as he was about to go in, he was stopped by the school security.
"Stop, what are you doing?"
Seeing Hao Yun carrying a bag and about to walk in, security team leader Ma Kui looked Hao Yun up and down with a very vigilant look.
Hao Yun explained: "I am a freshman at Magic University of Technology. I came back to participate in military training."
"newborn?"
Magui chuckled.
"The freshmen have been in military training for two days. Where are you from? I have never heard of you."
"If you are two days late for freshman registration, you will automatically give up admission. Don't you know this truth?"
"Come on, come on, don't just stand here, go play."
Ma Kui has seen many people like Hao Yun. They don't care whether they are freshmen or not, they just want to sneak in and play with female students.
Even for the safety of other female students at Magic University, he would never let Hao Yun in.
(End of this chapter)
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