Niu Erge's Warm Life
0118 Have you seen human hair?
"Hey! It's you? I want to ask you something. What's your relationship with Sister Xu?" When Xiaofeng saw Niu Er, she suddenly remembered that accountant Xu Qing brought him to get ice cream two days ago, so she opened her mouth and asked.
"Her?" Niu Er hesitated for a moment. He didn't want to lie at first, but suddenly realized that the rich village head would not let him tell the story, so he hesitated for a while, and then said: "Sister Xu is... mine, a Distant relatives. Hehe!"
"Oh!" Xiaofeng nodded her head, it turned out she was a distant relative, so forget it!
Originally, I thought that if he really had a close relationship with Xu Qing, he would really have to sneak around, not to mention that he could gain some credit, at least he wouldn't offend anyone.Xu Qing is the accountant of the popsicle factory, so she can't afford to offend her.What's more, Xu Qing is not an ordinary person. Her husband is the mayor's secretary and has the power.Usually Xu Qing likes to be complimented by others, and her husband Bai Wu likes to collect favors everywhere.If anyone who doesn't have long eyes offends these two couples, it will definitely be difficult for them to live in the future.However, it is just a distant relative, and it is estimated that he does not walk around once in 800 years, otherwise, why would this kid still sell candied haws!Thinking of this, Xiaofeng didn't care about it, and turned around to get ice cream for Niu Er.
"Hehe! Niu Er! Why are you selling candied haws and not working in your village anymore?"
Suddenly, Xu Qing came out of the popsicle factory, and immediately saw Niu Er at the door and the bicycle holding candied haws.
"Sister Xu! Hehe! There's nothing going on in the village, so I made some money out of this! This is my first day in business, Sister Xu, try it!" Niu Er saw Xu Qing, Hastily took two candied haws and handed them over.
"Ah! Hehe! That's right, you know how to make money at a young age!" Xu Qing reached out to take the candied haws, and opened her mouth to take a bite.Sweet and sour, crispy and delicious. "Mmm! Delicious! Delicious!" Xu Qing nodded in agreement while eating.
Xiaofeng heard the voice inside, turned her head and saw that Xu Qing was talking to Niu Er, she couldn't help sticking her tongue out, this bastard just said they were distant relatives, hum!Accountant Xu came out to see him coming and said he was a distant relative?Even the relationship between distant relatives is quite close.Thinking of this, he hurriedly reached out and took ten more ice creams and put them in his pocket.
"Niu Er! I installed ten extra sticks for you!" Xiaofeng said loudly on purpose, of course for Xu Qing to hear.Then, as if he just saw Xu Qing, he said with a smile on his face: "Ah! Sister Xu! Shall I get you an ice cream?"
"No, no! I'm eating candied haws!" Xu Qing hurriedly waved her hand.
"Xiaofeng! I'll give you a taste too, see if my candied haws are delicious?" Niu Er hastily took a piece of candied haws and handed it to Xiaofeng. How could they give you ten more ice creams!After we establish a good relationship, we will come here often.
Xiaofeng was not too polite, and reached out to take the candied haws: "Ah! Niu Er! This candied haws is so pretty, you can tell it's delicious!"
This little girl's flattering skills are really good, she knows it's delicious before she eats it.Moreover, I heard the conversation between Niu Er and Xu Qing just now, and knew that this kid was called Niu Er, so I opened my mouth and called out to He, which was quite smooth.
Xu Qing was slightly taken aback, Xiaofeng seemed to be quite familiar with Niu Er, they didn't seem to know each other when they came last time, didn't they fall in love with this kid?hehe!She didn't say anything, turned around and left.But Xiaofeng thought that Niu Er was some kind of relative of her family!Her appearance gave Niu Er another small advantage!
Niu Er is happy, hey!My luck is really good!He rode his bicycle and went to various villages to sell candied haws.
"Candied haws! Ice cream!" The little voice called out crisply and loudly.After walking two villages in a row, the candied haws sold well.There are less than thirty candied haws left.A few ice creams were also sold.
"Hey! Hey...! Selling candied haws! Wait a minute!" Suddenly a shout came from behind, and Niu Er hurriedly stopped his bicycle.
Looking back, I saw five or six young people in their teens and twenties coming up from behind.The front one has dyed brownish-yellow hair, black and white earbags, and a small black skinny leather jacket.With big eyes and double eyelids, he is quite handsome, but with his arms swaying and his open-chested temperament, he looks like a little bum.
The few people who followed him were similar to him. They all had strange hairstyles, dyed in any color.All of them looked arrogant.As soon as he came over, he surrounded Niu Er.
"Hey! Buddies! We have a lot of money, you can ask for money from anyone you want, look, you can ask for money from us!" While talking, several people have already done it themselves. I took two candied haws.Then while eating, staring at Niu Er with wide eyes, waiting for Niu Er to designate who is the big head!
Eat the big head?Niu Er was dumbfounded, and turned around to look at these people, all of them tilted their necks and stared at him, none of them stared at him with a good look.That means it is telling Niu Er, if you dare to point at me!snort! ...!This **** is not easy to provoke anyone!
Nice size!Both legs of the cow are soft!who?It seems that no one intends to give money!
"Hey! What are you looking at? Hurry up and point out who's the boss! Otherwise we're leaving!" the boy in the lead shouted impatiently.
"Brother! Then, then...you can give me the money!..." Niu Er said timidly, trembling, and tentatively.
"Hahahaha! Xiao Kai! You are a big head, please treat us to dinner tonight! Hahaha!"
"Yes! Tonight's dinner is up to you, Xiaokai! What you say is what you say, you can't go back on your word!"
Before Niu Er finished speaking, the people next to him burst out laughing!Pointing to Xiaokai said.
The face of the man named Xiao Kai turned cold, he stared at Niu Er, and then seemed to suppress his anger again.Turning around, he said to the others: "Nima! Isn't it just a drink? You can't miss it! Come on! I've invited this candied haws too! Each of you take another one!" After speaking, Xiao Kai took two more in hand.
"Okay! Then let's go first! Hahaha!" Several other people laughed triumphantly and left with candied haws.
The young man named Xiaokai 'Kaka' bit off two hawthorn fruits fiercely, turned to Niu Er while chewing, and said, "Hey! I said, little buddy, do you understand the rules? You haven't come out to mess around before. Yes or no?"
"What...what's the rule? I...it's my first time selling candied haws!" Niu Er said timidly after swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
"You don't understand at first glance, then I'll teach you!" Xiao Kai stretched his neck, swallowed the hawthorn in his mouth, and then continued: "I called you just now to bring you the business. Ordinarily You shouldn’t call me a boss anymore! You know? This is the rule! You don’t even understand this, and you’re still doing some stupid business?”
"Brother...Big brother! I...I really didn't know there was such a rule! Then...you give me the money first this time, and I will definitely not point at you next time, okay?" Niu Er looked at this The kid spoke kindly, and said boldly.
"You don't understand! I don't understand you at first sight! I'll teach you another one, so that you can learn a lot." After finishing speaking, Xiao Kai glanced at the other people who had gone away, and then continued: "You should know What does it look like with horse hair? Do you know what it looks like with human hair?"
"Human...human hair? No... haven't you heard of it?" Niu Er shook his head, looking puzzled.
"Then watch it, it's like this!" After finishing speaking, Xiao Kai rushed out, turned a corner, and quickly disappeared into the village.Nima!teased?
Niu Er watched Xiao Kai disappear in surprise, but didn't react for a while.
"Her?" Niu Er hesitated for a moment. He didn't want to lie at first, but suddenly realized that the rich village head would not let him tell the story, so he hesitated for a while, and then said: "Sister Xu is... mine, a Distant relatives. Hehe!"
"Oh!" Xiaofeng nodded her head, it turned out she was a distant relative, so forget it!
Originally, I thought that if he really had a close relationship with Xu Qing, he would really have to sneak around, not to mention that he could gain some credit, at least he wouldn't offend anyone.Xu Qing is the accountant of the popsicle factory, so she can't afford to offend her.What's more, Xu Qing is not an ordinary person. Her husband is the mayor's secretary and has the power.Usually Xu Qing likes to be complimented by others, and her husband Bai Wu likes to collect favors everywhere.If anyone who doesn't have long eyes offends these two couples, it will definitely be difficult for them to live in the future.However, it is just a distant relative, and it is estimated that he does not walk around once in 800 years, otherwise, why would this kid still sell candied haws!Thinking of this, Xiaofeng didn't care about it, and turned around to get ice cream for Niu Er.
"Hehe! Niu Er! Why are you selling candied haws and not working in your village anymore?"
Suddenly, Xu Qing came out of the popsicle factory, and immediately saw Niu Er at the door and the bicycle holding candied haws.
"Sister Xu! Hehe! There's nothing going on in the village, so I made some money out of this! This is my first day in business, Sister Xu, try it!" Niu Er saw Xu Qing, Hastily took two candied haws and handed them over.
"Ah! Hehe! That's right, you know how to make money at a young age!" Xu Qing reached out to take the candied haws, and opened her mouth to take a bite.Sweet and sour, crispy and delicious. "Mmm! Delicious! Delicious!" Xu Qing nodded in agreement while eating.
Xiaofeng heard the voice inside, turned her head and saw that Xu Qing was talking to Niu Er, she couldn't help sticking her tongue out, this bastard just said they were distant relatives, hum!Accountant Xu came out to see him coming and said he was a distant relative?Even the relationship between distant relatives is quite close.Thinking of this, he hurriedly reached out and took ten more ice creams and put them in his pocket.
"Niu Er! I installed ten extra sticks for you!" Xiaofeng said loudly on purpose, of course for Xu Qing to hear.Then, as if he just saw Xu Qing, he said with a smile on his face: "Ah! Sister Xu! Shall I get you an ice cream?"
"No, no! I'm eating candied haws!" Xu Qing hurriedly waved her hand.
"Xiaofeng! I'll give you a taste too, see if my candied haws are delicious?" Niu Er hastily took a piece of candied haws and handed it to Xiaofeng. How could they give you ten more ice creams!After we establish a good relationship, we will come here often.
Xiaofeng was not too polite, and reached out to take the candied haws: "Ah! Niu Er! This candied haws is so pretty, you can tell it's delicious!"
This little girl's flattering skills are really good, she knows it's delicious before she eats it.Moreover, I heard the conversation between Niu Er and Xu Qing just now, and knew that this kid was called Niu Er, so I opened my mouth and called out to He, which was quite smooth.
Xu Qing was slightly taken aback, Xiaofeng seemed to be quite familiar with Niu Er, they didn't seem to know each other when they came last time, didn't they fall in love with this kid?hehe!She didn't say anything, turned around and left.But Xiaofeng thought that Niu Er was some kind of relative of her family!Her appearance gave Niu Er another small advantage!
Niu Er is happy, hey!My luck is really good!He rode his bicycle and went to various villages to sell candied haws.
"Candied haws! Ice cream!" The little voice called out crisply and loudly.After walking two villages in a row, the candied haws sold well.There are less than thirty candied haws left.A few ice creams were also sold.
"Hey! Hey...! Selling candied haws! Wait a minute!" Suddenly a shout came from behind, and Niu Er hurriedly stopped his bicycle.
Looking back, I saw five or six young people in their teens and twenties coming up from behind.The front one has dyed brownish-yellow hair, black and white earbags, and a small black skinny leather jacket.With big eyes and double eyelids, he is quite handsome, but with his arms swaying and his open-chested temperament, he looks like a little bum.
The few people who followed him were similar to him. They all had strange hairstyles, dyed in any color.All of them looked arrogant.As soon as he came over, he surrounded Niu Er.
"Hey! Buddies! We have a lot of money, you can ask for money from anyone you want, look, you can ask for money from us!" While talking, several people have already done it themselves. I took two candied haws.Then while eating, staring at Niu Er with wide eyes, waiting for Niu Er to designate who is the big head!
Eat the big head?Niu Er was dumbfounded, and turned around to look at these people, all of them tilted their necks and stared at him, none of them stared at him with a good look.That means it is telling Niu Er, if you dare to point at me!snort! ...!This **** is not easy to provoke anyone!
Nice size!Both legs of the cow are soft!who?It seems that no one intends to give money!
"Hey! What are you looking at? Hurry up and point out who's the boss! Otherwise we're leaving!" the boy in the lead shouted impatiently.
"Brother! Then, then...you can give me the money!..." Niu Er said timidly, trembling, and tentatively.
"Hahahaha! Xiao Kai! You are a big head, please treat us to dinner tonight! Hahaha!"
"Yes! Tonight's dinner is up to you, Xiaokai! What you say is what you say, you can't go back on your word!"
Before Niu Er finished speaking, the people next to him burst out laughing!Pointing to Xiaokai said.
The face of the man named Xiao Kai turned cold, he stared at Niu Er, and then seemed to suppress his anger again.Turning around, he said to the others: "Nima! Isn't it just a drink? You can't miss it! Come on! I've invited this candied haws too! Each of you take another one!" After speaking, Xiao Kai took two more in hand.
"Okay! Then let's go first! Hahaha!" Several other people laughed triumphantly and left with candied haws.
The young man named Xiaokai 'Kaka' bit off two hawthorn fruits fiercely, turned to Niu Er while chewing, and said, "Hey! I said, little buddy, do you understand the rules? You haven't come out to mess around before. Yes or no?"
"What...what's the rule? I...it's my first time selling candied haws!" Niu Er said timidly after swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
"You don't understand at first glance, then I'll teach you!" Xiao Kai stretched his neck, swallowed the hawthorn in his mouth, and then continued: "I called you just now to bring you the business. Ordinarily You shouldn’t call me a boss anymore! You know? This is the rule! You don’t even understand this, and you’re still doing some stupid business?”
"Brother...Big brother! I...I really didn't know there was such a rule! Then...you give me the money first this time, and I will definitely not point at you next time, okay?" Niu Er looked at this The kid spoke kindly, and said boldly.
"You don't understand! I don't understand you at first sight! I'll teach you another one, so that you can learn a lot." After finishing speaking, Xiao Kai glanced at the other people who had gone away, and then continued: "You should know What does it look like with horse hair? Do you know what it looks like with human hair?"
"Human...human hair? No... haven't you heard of it?" Niu Er shook his head, looking puzzled.
"Then watch it, it's like this!" After finishing speaking, Xiao Kai rushed out, turned a corner, and quickly disappeared into the village.Nima!teased?
Niu Er watched Xiao Kai disappear in surprise, but didn't react for a while.
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