Niu Erge's Warm Life
0166 Zhao Cui gave birth to a peanut
Seeing that Niu Er cracked Zhao Hu's hoof with one punch and almost fell, the others suddenly stopped.Only at this time did he seem to believe that Niu Er really knows how to play Sanda.
"Hey! This guy is really good, and what he taught is quite effective. This is so good at dealing with these guys! Haha!" Niu Er shook his painful fist, not to mention how happy he was.
"You! You hit me again! Why didn't you hit them?" Zhao Hu covered his cheeks, feeling unbalanced in his heart.How could I be so unlucky!
"Don't come here if you don't want to get beaten! It's my business with him now, I'll beat whoever comes over!" Niu Er walked towards Xiao Kai again after speaking.
"Don't listen to him, beat him up!" Xiao Kai became anxious when he saw it, and hurriedly shouted to the other people.I am the boss, how can I be beaten up in front of my subordinates?What a shame!
"Boss! You hug him, as long as you can hug him, we can beat this kid together!" The kid who spoke was Wang Chao.
"Let's go together, grab him and don't let go!"
Xiao Kai yelled, and rushed at Niu Er with a vicious dog.Instead of waiting for Niu Er to scare others and then beat him alone, it is better to hug Niu Er as hard as possible and let them go to bed together.It's worth it even if it takes two blows.
But many things were wishful thinking, and before Xiao Kai hugged Niu Er, he fell to the ground with a plop.It is easier to deal with the hungry dog's pounce on the food, dodge to the side, trip down, and push the hungry dog's back with a little force from above.It's a clever trick. ok!
"Nima! You are amazing! Let's go!" Xiao Kai got up from the ground, turned and left.Several people hurriedly got on their bicycles and ran away.A little panicked, a little shameless, but at this time, it seems that I can't control these.
"Hey! That old car is also mine, keep it for me!" Niu Er suddenly remembered that the car was also his own.
'Crack'!The car was dropped.Zhang Long ran behind and shouted: "Hey! You wait for me! Wait for me!"
But the few people who were riding in front seemed to ignore him, so this kid had no choice but to run behind, fearing that Niu Eryi would catch up with him and play himself to death!However, even if Niu Er didn't chase him, he would still be miserable when he got home. Last time, the new car turned into an old car, and he ran all over the street after being beaten by the soles of his shoes. Gone, changed back to this.This time even the old car is gone, so it will be fine?How to say?Did the juggler disappear directly? ?Nima!Can Dad believe it?
Two bikes, Nima!How to ride this thing?Pushing is also strenuous!Niu Er rode on one, supported the other, drew circles on the road, and fell a big somersault not far away.I got up and rode again. Fortunately, after several times of groping, I finally rode the bicycle back to the village.
"Niu Er! Why did you get another car? Hasn't this car been lost for a long time?" Yu Jiali was a little puzzled when she saw Niu Er riding two bicycles. It was obviously Niu Er who was carrying her on the back. Yes, how come there are two cars when you come back?
"Sister Jiali! I can fight! Hahaha! I can fight! The Sanda of ** is really good, come here and let me tell you!" Niu Er threw the car down with a bang, and pulled Yu Jiali while walking.I have never been so happy before, playing five by one person is a miracle for Niu Er!
"What are you talking about? How did you get into a fight? Did you fight with someone else today?" Monk Yu Jiali was puzzled and kept asking.
While Niu Er told the story, he pulled Yu Jiali to the reservoir, and gesticulated with Yu Jiali: "Sister Jiali! That's how I pulled that kid to the ground. Yes! This move is really effective! Come here and try it... Don’t, don’t break you, you should hit me!” Niu Er was a little incoherent happily.
"Really!? Since you are so powerful, then quickly practice all the moves that ** taught you, and don't forget to write them down! Hehe! You look a little clumsy, I didn't expect you to learn these It's pretty fast!" Yu Jiali is not interested in fighting at all, and she even likes it a little bit.Not only did he not stop Niu Er from fighting outside, but he also supported it.The man you like should be a powerful character!Just like my brother, he is very cool and mighty when he hits someone!
As soon as the first month enters, the temperature rises accordingly.The sun was warm and the snow and ice were beginning to melt.At noon, the snowdrifts accumulated on both sides of the road in the countryside slowly melted into water, making the road extremely muddy and difficult to walk on.At night, it freezes into ice again, which is very smooth and easy to wrestle.
"Damn! If I have money in the future, I will definitely build the roads in this village into concrete slab roads like those in the city, and build ditches on both sides. Let our countryside be better than the city!" Niu Er's side While wiping the stained leather shoes, he said.These are hundreds of dollars worth of leather shoes, which have been ruined by the damn muddy road.
"Don't wear these shoes all day long on such a road, just wear a pair of boots! This is in front of our house, and it's not going out to do business! Look at the tights you wear all day long! Who can you show them to?" ?" Yu Jiali murmured beside her, "Damn Niu Er, after returning from the city, she never took off her clothes and shoes.Don't go out when it's dirty and wash it.well!When did you become so smug?
"Wearing boots? That... how ugly is that?"
"Bah! If only you could have boots a year ago! Smug!"
"Then...hehe! Wasn't that a year ago!"
"Hey... Hey! Aunt Liu! Why are you running in such a hurry? What's the matter?" Suddenly, Yu Jiali saw the village doctor Aunt Liu trotting past with a first aid kit on her back, and asked hurriedly.
"Zhao Cuihua is about to give birth, I'll deliver it to her!" Aunt Liu ran over while talking.
"Zhao Cuihua gave birth to a baby! Let's go to see the heat... (noisy)?" Niu Er swallowed half of what he had said, and he couldn't see the excitement in such a thing!
"Bah!" Yu Jiali glared at Niu Er, suddenly the corner of her eye flashed, and said to Niu Er a little shyly: "If you want to watch this excitement, you might as well marry me as soon as possible! I will give birth to you too." !"
"Ahem!" Niu Er immediately squatted on the ground covering his mouth.
"What? Don't you want to marry me!?" Yu Jiali stretched out her hand to grab Niu Er's ear, and said through gritted teeth.
"No... Hey! Sister Jiali! Sister Jiali! Even if we get married, we have to keep in shape for you. We will have children in the next few years, right! See how beautiful Sister Jiali is, how important this figure is! Hehe! Sister Jiali! Don’t you think so!” Niu Er said while stroking Yu Jiali’s round buttocks, with a completely hippie smile on his face.
"Hey! This guy is really good, and what he taught is quite effective. This is so good at dealing with these guys! Haha!" Niu Er shook his painful fist, not to mention how happy he was.
"You! You hit me again! Why didn't you hit them?" Zhao Hu covered his cheeks, feeling unbalanced in his heart.How could I be so unlucky!
"Don't come here if you don't want to get beaten! It's my business with him now, I'll beat whoever comes over!" Niu Er walked towards Xiao Kai again after speaking.
"Don't listen to him, beat him up!" Xiao Kai became anxious when he saw it, and hurriedly shouted to the other people.I am the boss, how can I be beaten up in front of my subordinates?What a shame!
"Boss! You hug him, as long as you can hug him, we can beat this kid together!" The kid who spoke was Wang Chao.
"Let's go together, grab him and don't let go!"
Xiao Kai yelled, and rushed at Niu Er with a vicious dog.Instead of waiting for Niu Er to scare others and then beat him alone, it is better to hug Niu Er as hard as possible and let them go to bed together.It's worth it even if it takes two blows.
But many things were wishful thinking, and before Xiao Kai hugged Niu Er, he fell to the ground with a plop.It is easier to deal with the hungry dog's pounce on the food, dodge to the side, trip down, and push the hungry dog's back with a little force from above.It's a clever trick. ok!
"Nima! You are amazing! Let's go!" Xiao Kai got up from the ground, turned and left.Several people hurriedly got on their bicycles and ran away.A little panicked, a little shameless, but at this time, it seems that I can't control these.
"Hey! That old car is also mine, keep it for me!" Niu Er suddenly remembered that the car was also his own.
'Crack'!The car was dropped.Zhang Long ran behind and shouted: "Hey! You wait for me! Wait for me!"
But the few people who were riding in front seemed to ignore him, so this kid had no choice but to run behind, fearing that Niu Eryi would catch up with him and play himself to death!However, even if Niu Er didn't chase him, he would still be miserable when he got home. Last time, the new car turned into an old car, and he ran all over the street after being beaten by the soles of his shoes. Gone, changed back to this.This time even the old car is gone, so it will be fine?How to say?Did the juggler disappear directly? ?Nima!Can Dad believe it?
Two bikes, Nima!How to ride this thing?Pushing is also strenuous!Niu Er rode on one, supported the other, drew circles on the road, and fell a big somersault not far away.I got up and rode again. Fortunately, after several times of groping, I finally rode the bicycle back to the village.
"Niu Er! Why did you get another car? Hasn't this car been lost for a long time?" Yu Jiali was a little puzzled when she saw Niu Er riding two bicycles. It was obviously Niu Er who was carrying her on the back. Yes, how come there are two cars when you come back?
"Sister Jiali! I can fight! Hahaha! I can fight! The Sanda of ** is really good, come here and let me tell you!" Niu Er threw the car down with a bang, and pulled Yu Jiali while walking.I have never been so happy before, playing five by one person is a miracle for Niu Er!
"What are you talking about? How did you get into a fight? Did you fight with someone else today?" Monk Yu Jiali was puzzled and kept asking.
While Niu Er told the story, he pulled Yu Jiali to the reservoir, and gesticulated with Yu Jiali: "Sister Jiali! That's how I pulled that kid to the ground. Yes! This move is really effective! Come here and try it... Don’t, don’t break you, you should hit me!” Niu Er was a little incoherent happily.
"Really!? Since you are so powerful, then quickly practice all the moves that ** taught you, and don't forget to write them down! Hehe! You look a little clumsy, I didn't expect you to learn these It's pretty fast!" Yu Jiali is not interested in fighting at all, and she even likes it a little bit.Not only did he not stop Niu Er from fighting outside, but he also supported it.The man you like should be a powerful character!Just like my brother, he is very cool and mighty when he hits someone!
As soon as the first month enters, the temperature rises accordingly.The sun was warm and the snow and ice were beginning to melt.At noon, the snowdrifts accumulated on both sides of the road in the countryside slowly melted into water, making the road extremely muddy and difficult to walk on.At night, it freezes into ice again, which is very smooth and easy to wrestle.
"Damn! If I have money in the future, I will definitely build the roads in this village into concrete slab roads like those in the city, and build ditches on both sides. Let our countryside be better than the city!" Niu Er's side While wiping the stained leather shoes, he said.These are hundreds of dollars worth of leather shoes, which have been ruined by the damn muddy road.
"Don't wear these shoes all day long on such a road, just wear a pair of boots! This is in front of our house, and it's not going out to do business! Look at the tights you wear all day long! Who can you show them to?" ?" Yu Jiali murmured beside her, "Damn Niu Er, after returning from the city, she never took off her clothes and shoes.Don't go out when it's dirty and wash it.well!When did you become so smug?
"Wearing boots? That... how ugly is that?"
"Bah! If only you could have boots a year ago! Smug!"
"Then...hehe! Wasn't that a year ago!"
"Hey... Hey! Aunt Liu! Why are you running in such a hurry? What's the matter?" Suddenly, Yu Jiali saw the village doctor Aunt Liu trotting past with a first aid kit on her back, and asked hurriedly.
"Zhao Cuihua is about to give birth, I'll deliver it to her!" Aunt Liu ran over while talking.
"Zhao Cuihua gave birth to a baby! Let's go to see the heat... (noisy)?" Niu Er swallowed half of what he had said, and he couldn't see the excitement in such a thing!
"Bah!" Yu Jiali glared at Niu Er, suddenly the corner of her eye flashed, and said to Niu Er a little shyly: "If you want to watch this excitement, you might as well marry me as soon as possible! I will give birth to you too." !"
"Ahem!" Niu Er immediately squatted on the ground covering his mouth.
"What? Don't you want to marry me!?" Yu Jiali stretched out her hand to grab Niu Er's ear, and said through gritted teeth.
"No... Hey! Sister Jiali! Sister Jiali! Even if we get married, we have to keep in shape for you. We will have children in the next few years, right! See how beautiful Sister Jiali is, how important this figure is! Hehe! Sister Jiali! Don’t you think so!” Niu Er said while stroking Yu Jiali’s round buttocks, with a completely hippie smile on his face.
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