Niu Erge's Warm Life

"Oh! Dead Niu Er! Why are you sleeping in the car without clothes on?" Leng Shuangyue stood at the door of the car and shouted, waking Niu Er up.

"What are you doing? It's not like I've never seen it before. Is it necessary to make such a fuss?" Niu Er sat up slowly, grabbed his clothes and put them on.

Yu Jiali also ran out when she heard the yelling. Seeing this scene, she couldn't help feeling overwhelmed. Niu Er didn't sleep like this a few days ago!Why did you take off all your clothes last night?

"Ah! Why is the seat of this car a bit damp? Cold and Frosty Moon! Do you smell something weird?" As soon as Yu Jiali got into the car, she felt some damp on the seat, accompanied by a slightly unpleasant smell. smell!So he asked Leng Shuangyue.

"Huh?" Leng Shuangyue got into the car, smelled it with her nose up, and suddenly turned her head to look at Niu Er.She is a little familiar with this smell. It was in this car that she and Niu Er changed from actual big girls to honorary big girls.At the beginning, this smell was left here. The man's sweat mixed with the woman's fragrance. I secretly opened the door and left it for a long time!But today's smell is stronger, and the fragrance of women is much less.

"Why are you looking at me like this? I didn't do anything!" Niu Er shrank back from being stared at by Yu Jiali and Leng Shuangyue, and hurriedly explained.

"Don't say anything? Do you think we are idiots?" After the words fell, fists were raised, followed by a scream like a pig being slaughtered.

"Ah... oops...! I... I really, really didn't do anything!" Niu Er held his head and refused to admit it.

"You still don't admit it! Look! There are women's hair here!" Yu Jiali reached out and pinched a few hairs on the seat, still curling them.your sister!Why does this look more and more like hair, this is...: "Niu Er! I'll beat you to death!"

"Hey! Don't hit him in the face!"

Leng Shuangyue shouted hurriedly from the side, but it was too late, Yu Jiali punched Niu Er with five eyes.

"You...you didn't say it earlier!" Yu Jiali shrugged, looking at Niu Er's dark circles like pandas, she said helplessly.

"What... what should I do if Niu Erma sees this? How can I explain it?" Leng Shuangyue was a little at a loss. If Niu Erma saw her son being beaten up like this by the two of them, that would not be a bad idea. Distressed, can Niu Er still be with them?

"Or! Let's not go back! Go to the town directly! Don't eat breakfast, breakfast!" Yu Jiali said helplessly.

"Hey! How can we open a restaurant without breakfast! Let's go to the town! But! Niu Er! I will punish you not to have breakfast today!" Leng Shuangyue suddenly laughed, yes!Can you open your own restaurant without breakfast?If you don't go back to Niu Erma's house, let's just leave!hey-hey!

"You two bad women! You won't even get food for beating someone! I won't be with you! Huh!" Niu Er huddled in the car and pretended to rub his tears.But he cursed secretly in his heart: Cui Hua!You villain!Why do you get out so much water?Got the seats all wet and didn't dry overnight.

"Hmph! Still want to eat? If we find out that you are looking for another woman, we will strip you naked, hang you up, and whip you with a wicker! Let's see if you dare!" Those old ladies were brought over, but I didn't expect that I would compete with Leng Shuangyue, and I would make these old ladies come true.So angry!I've thought about it myself, I haven't had a chance to make out with Niu Er yet!It's all the fault of the surname Leng, if she didn't come, there wouldn't be so many things, maybe she and Niu Er are already married!Thinking of this, she couldn't help but glared at Leng Shuangyue.

Who knew that Leng Shuangyue was also staring at her at this time, and the two of them wanted to go together.

"It's all your fault!"

"It's all your fault!"

Unanimous voice, but also the same sentence!After finishing speaking, both of them couldn't help being stunned.

"Hey! The three of us sleep together tonight!" Niu Er poked his head out from behind and said with a smile.

"Papa!" Two slaps slapped Niu Er on the back seat.

In the Niuerge Hotel, Yu Jiali and Leng Shuangyue each had a bowl of seafood fried noodles, delicious!Niu Er stood beside him, swallowing his saliva, his stomach kept growling, but he didn't dare to make a sound.Knowing that if you make a sound, you will attract the fans of the two people.well!woman!Why is my heart so cruel!Eating so deliciously in front of a foodie, and still smacking your lips fiercely, aren't you torturing people?Not like you!

Manager Su and the two waiters watched from the side. Although they didn't know what was going on, Niu Er didn't eat, and he looked like a grandson beside him!Eyes with a dark circle!You can guess what's going on without saying anything, Niu Er is receiving corporal punishment from these two women!well!Sympathy!Anyway, this is also the boss, how can he treat him like this?

Juanzi hid in the back kitchen, doing odd jobs while paying attention to Niu Er's situation.What's wrong?Could it be that they knew about Niu Er and themselves, and now they are punishing Niu Er?Shouldn't it?If that's the case, the one who was punished would have to be me, how could they not have any intentions for me!

boom!The door was suddenly pushed open.A figure who looked like a Japanese sumo wrestler came in.Because he was getting fat, he seemed a little crowded walking through the whole door by himself.The meat all over the body trembles when it walks, and if you stretch out your hand to grab it and pull it, it can be stretched almost a foot long.

Looking at that face again, the fat chin protruded several layers, but the small eyes were narrowed into a slit.It looks extremely out of proportion to the whole face.The arms are thicker than Yu Jiali's legs, and the thighs are thicker than Leng Shuangyue's waist.Nima!who is this?Come to eat so early?

Everyone forgot to go up to greet the guests, and they all stared there wide-eyed.

Suddenly, a figure flashed, and a person emerged from behind the fat guy.Looking at the people in front of him with his head, he took two steps forward timidly and pretending to be calm.Wu Chengcai? ? ?Nima's!It turned out to be this kid!

"Wu Chengcai?! Hehe! Did you send me your sister!? Haha!...Ah!" Niu Er just smiled, and was punched by Leng Shuangyue.

"Niu... Niu Er! No... you are not allowed to mention this matter again! Tell you! Today I came to settle accounts with you! See! This... is the helper I found, a Japanese sumo wrestler! Kameto Ichiro! Hmph! You dare to bully me! Today is your unlucky day! Hehehe! But I think you should know that you should be unlucky today. Looking at your face, it should be cut by someone? Hahaha! So early You were unlucky enough before I came here! But! You will be even more unlucky soon! I want Ichiro Kameto to sit on your ass and watch you being made into a photo! Hahaha!" Wu Chengcai laughed laughed.