Niu Erge's Warm Life
0243 fake drunk
As soon as Niu Er, Yu Jiali, and Tie Suo came in, they saw a table in the square hall, with two women, one old and one young, and a three or four-year-old boy sitting beside them!Seeing their mothers coming in, the two women seemed a little panicked. The young woman picked up the child and turned around to go out. She should be Hu Changchun's wife and child.
Seeing that Hu Wei also came in, Hu Wei's wife calmed down a little, got up and went into the back room.
There are four side dishes and a soup on the table, as well as some pickles such as green onions and cucumbers.As soon as Niu Er came in, he walked to the side of the table carelessly, reached out and grabbed a piece of scrambled egg and threw it into his mouth.
"Huh! Old Hu! Your food is really good! The standard four dishes and one soup! I heard that this is the standard of hospitality in the country! It seems that the few of us are really here! But let's get some wine You, the village secretary, can't be so stingy! Hahaha!" Niu Er said while chewing.
"All right, all right! I'll get it now! I'll get it now!" Hu Wei hurried into the back room as he spoke, and after a while he took out a square bottle of liquor and put it in front of Niu Er.
"Wow! Secretary Hu! You usually drink this wine!? This wine is only four or five yuan a bottle, which is too much for the price of your brigade secretary! It's okay! I'm a little white man, so I'll just drink it I don’t need you to accompany me!” Niu Er raised his hand to greet Yu Jiali and Tie Suo after speaking: “Hey! You can do it too! Eat something! We don’t know when Shan will go back!”
Yu Jiali and Tiesuo glared at Niu Er, what's the matter?What are you going to eat here?Ask him if he will give you money, and if you don't give him money, just smash his things!I also ate it!But Niu Er said so, let's listen to him first, so the two of them also sat next to each other.
boom!Niu clasped the wine bottle with two fingers, snapped off the bottle cap with force, poured a large bowl of wine into a large bowl next to it, and handed the bottle to the iron lock next to it with a bang .
"Cut! I don't agree to drink this kind of wine!" Tie Suo said disdainfully, picked up the wine bottle and threw it out along the open door.
"You...you wait for a while! I'll buy you a bottle of good wine! Buy a bottle of good wine!" Hu Wei turned around and was about to go out after speaking.
"Old Hu! Don't we have... have... a bottle!" Secretary Hu's wife suddenly called Lao Hu in fear at the door of the back room, but suddenly found that Hu Wei kept blinking at her, as if understanding Yes, he stammered.
"Really? I really don't know! Then why don't you hurry up and take it out!" Seeing that his wife had said it, Hu Wei hurriedly pretended not to know.
The two of them were busy for a while, and took out a bottle of Langjiu from it. Hu Wei took it over and handed it to Niu Er in embarrassment: "Boss Niu! I... I really didn't know there was such a wine in the house! Hehe! Then ...Then you drink this!"
"Ah! Oh! Secretary Hu! You really have some good things! This is famous wine, quite expensive! But although this wine is worthless, it would be useless if you throw it away. So, I'd better drink it!" Niu Niu Er picked up the wine bowl, raised his neck, and poured down a large bowl of wine in one gulp.Then I reached out and picked up a green onion, Kaka!Just two bites.
"Hahaha! Secretary Hu! The shochu is green onions, one cup tops two cups! That's great!" After speaking, Niu Er opened the Langjiu and poured himself another big bowl.
Hu Wei stared wide-eyed, this big bowl can weigh half a catty, just one mouthful of your sister's can be poured down!Do you think you are a mouse hole?Nima!This thing has degrees!
He reached out and grabbed a piece of egg and threw it into his mouth. Niu Er really started to eat it.While eating and drinking, in a blink of an eye, a bottle of Langjiu was gone.Tie Suo next to him stared angrily, he gave himself the bad wine just now, and now he didn't let himself take a sip of the good wine, Niu Er!You are still the second brother Niu, right?Blessed to share, do you remember?
Clap!I don't know if Niu Er drank too much or on purpose, a plate on the table fell to the ground.Broken!
"It's okay! It's okay! Just pack it out!" Before Niu Er could speak, Hu Wei waved his hands vigorously and said it was okay.My heart hurts like grinding my teeth!
"Yes! I'm sorry! It's a mess! I... I'll pick it up for you!"
Niu Eryi had a cat waist, pressing the table with one hand, and picking up the broken plate that fell on the floor with the other!
Crash!Perhaps Niu Er's hand holding the table was too strong, the table suddenly turned over, and the plates and chopsticks on the table fell to the ground in a rattle.Hu Wei's wife at the door of the back room was so frightened that she almost sat down on the ground.These bastards, how did they drink like this?Have you ever seen wine?
How far did Yu Jiali and Tiesuo jump, dead bull!He didn't say a word when he started smashing things, and almost made vegetable soup for two people!
"Brother Niu! Boss Niu! Are you okay! Are you okay!" Hu Wei hurried to help Niu Er. A table of things is not worth much, so just smash it if you smash it!But you can't let him do anything else, so supporting him is the most important thing!
"Oh!" Niu Er suddenly lost his footing, his body swayed, and he fell forward.
snap!Niu Er didn't fall down, but Hu Wei lay on his stomach where the piles of plates and bowls with vegetable soup were scattered on the ground.
"Old Hu! Old Hu! Are you okay!" Lao Hu's wife ran out of the back room in a hurry, stretched out her hand and pulled Hu Wei up from the ground, and Hu Wei was already in a mess.
"Niu Er! Look at what you're drinking. You don't have that much capacity for alcohol. Why do you drink so much wine? Don't fall down!" Yu Jiali and Tie Suo looked at this in their hearts and laughed.But on the surface, Yu Jiali also yelled at Niu Er, and reached out to pull Niu Er, as if she wanted him to stand still and stop shaking.
"Damn it! Toilet... where is the toilet? I...I'm going to the toilet!" Niu Er wobbled, reaching out to unbutton his belt!
"Oh! This is not a toilet! Hold it for a while!" Yu Jiali was amused in her heart, and reached out to pat Niu Er's hand who was about to pick up the guy.
"Oh my god! Don't... this is our house! Why are you... so, like this!?" Hu Wei's wife can't stand it anymore. What's going on?You wicked old Hu, why did you bring such a person into your home?If this is in the house, just take the guy out,... Oh my god!How can this be fixed?
"Boss Niu! Boss Niu! I'll get you the money now! I'll get you the money now! Wife! Hurry up into the house and get money for Boss Niu...!" Hu Wei didn't care about the soup all over his body Ye's fucked up, and hurriedly shouted to his wife.
"Old... Hu! I'm not leaving today! No... I'm not leaving! This wine is... a good thing! It's very honest in the bottle, why... why once it enters the stomach, it's not, dishonest Already?" Niu Er hugged Yu Jiali's shoulder,
Seeing that Hu Wei also came in, Hu Wei's wife calmed down a little, got up and went into the back room.
There are four side dishes and a soup on the table, as well as some pickles such as green onions and cucumbers.As soon as Niu Er came in, he walked to the side of the table carelessly, reached out and grabbed a piece of scrambled egg and threw it into his mouth.
"Huh! Old Hu! Your food is really good! The standard four dishes and one soup! I heard that this is the standard of hospitality in the country! It seems that the few of us are really here! But let's get some wine You, the village secretary, can't be so stingy! Hahaha!" Niu Er said while chewing.
"All right, all right! I'll get it now! I'll get it now!" Hu Wei hurried into the back room as he spoke, and after a while he took out a square bottle of liquor and put it in front of Niu Er.
"Wow! Secretary Hu! You usually drink this wine!? This wine is only four or five yuan a bottle, which is too much for the price of your brigade secretary! It's okay! I'm a little white man, so I'll just drink it I don’t need you to accompany me!” Niu Er raised his hand to greet Yu Jiali and Tie Suo after speaking: “Hey! You can do it too! Eat something! We don’t know when Shan will go back!”
Yu Jiali and Tiesuo glared at Niu Er, what's the matter?What are you going to eat here?Ask him if he will give you money, and if you don't give him money, just smash his things!I also ate it!But Niu Er said so, let's listen to him first, so the two of them also sat next to each other.
boom!Niu clasped the wine bottle with two fingers, snapped off the bottle cap with force, poured a large bowl of wine into a large bowl next to it, and handed the bottle to the iron lock next to it with a bang .
"Cut! I don't agree to drink this kind of wine!" Tie Suo said disdainfully, picked up the wine bottle and threw it out along the open door.
"You...you wait for a while! I'll buy you a bottle of good wine! Buy a bottle of good wine!" Hu Wei turned around and was about to go out after speaking.
"Old Hu! Don't we have... have... a bottle!" Secretary Hu's wife suddenly called Lao Hu in fear at the door of the back room, but suddenly found that Hu Wei kept blinking at her, as if understanding Yes, he stammered.
"Really? I really don't know! Then why don't you hurry up and take it out!" Seeing that his wife had said it, Hu Wei hurriedly pretended not to know.
The two of them were busy for a while, and took out a bottle of Langjiu from it. Hu Wei took it over and handed it to Niu Er in embarrassment: "Boss Niu! I... I really didn't know there was such a wine in the house! Hehe! Then ...Then you drink this!"
"Ah! Oh! Secretary Hu! You really have some good things! This is famous wine, quite expensive! But although this wine is worthless, it would be useless if you throw it away. So, I'd better drink it!" Niu Niu Er picked up the wine bowl, raised his neck, and poured down a large bowl of wine in one gulp.Then I reached out and picked up a green onion, Kaka!Just two bites.
"Hahaha! Secretary Hu! The shochu is green onions, one cup tops two cups! That's great!" After speaking, Niu Er opened the Langjiu and poured himself another big bowl.
Hu Wei stared wide-eyed, this big bowl can weigh half a catty, just one mouthful of your sister's can be poured down!Do you think you are a mouse hole?Nima!This thing has degrees!
He reached out and grabbed a piece of egg and threw it into his mouth. Niu Er really started to eat it.While eating and drinking, in a blink of an eye, a bottle of Langjiu was gone.Tie Suo next to him stared angrily, he gave himself the bad wine just now, and now he didn't let himself take a sip of the good wine, Niu Er!You are still the second brother Niu, right?Blessed to share, do you remember?
Clap!I don't know if Niu Er drank too much or on purpose, a plate on the table fell to the ground.Broken!
"It's okay! It's okay! Just pack it out!" Before Niu Er could speak, Hu Wei waved his hands vigorously and said it was okay.My heart hurts like grinding my teeth!
"Yes! I'm sorry! It's a mess! I... I'll pick it up for you!"
Niu Eryi had a cat waist, pressing the table with one hand, and picking up the broken plate that fell on the floor with the other!
Crash!Perhaps Niu Er's hand holding the table was too strong, the table suddenly turned over, and the plates and chopsticks on the table fell to the ground in a rattle.Hu Wei's wife at the door of the back room was so frightened that she almost sat down on the ground.These bastards, how did they drink like this?Have you ever seen wine?
How far did Yu Jiali and Tiesuo jump, dead bull!He didn't say a word when he started smashing things, and almost made vegetable soup for two people!
"Brother Niu! Boss Niu! Are you okay! Are you okay!" Hu Wei hurried to help Niu Er. A table of things is not worth much, so just smash it if you smash it!But you can't let him do anything else, so supporting him is the most important thing!
"Oh!" Niu Er suddenly lost his footing, his body swayed, and he fell forward.
snap!Niu Er didn't fall down, but Hu Wei lay on his stomach where the piles of plates and bowls with vegetable soup were scattered on the ground.
"Old Hu! Old Hu! Are you okay!" Lao Hu's wife ran out of the back room in a hurry, stretched out her hand and pulled Hu Wei up from the ground, and Hu Wei was already in a mess.
"Niu Er! Look at what you're drinking. You don't have that much capacity for alcohol. Why do you drink so much wine? Don't fall down!" Yu Jiali and Tie Suo looked at this in their hearts and laughed.But on the surface, Yu Jiali also yelled at Niu Er, and reached out to pull Niu Er, as if she wanted him to stand still and stop shaking.
"Damn it! Toilet... where is the toilet? I...I'm going to the toilet!" Niu Er wobbled, reaching out to unbutton his belt!
"Oh! This is not a toilet! Hold it for a while!" Yu Jiali was amused in her heart, and reached out to pat Niu Er's hand who was about to pick up the guy.
"Oh my god! Don't... this is our house! Why are you... so, like this!?" Hu Wei's wife can't stand it anymore. What's going on?You wicked old Hu, why did you bring such a person into your home?If this is in the house, just take the guy out,... Oh my god!How can this be fixed?
"Boss Niu! Boss Niu! I'll get you the money now! I'll get you the money now! Wife! Hurry up into the house and get money for Boss Niu...!" Hu Wei didn't care about the soup all over his body Ye's fucked up, and hurriedly shouted to his wife.
"Old... Hu! I'm not leaving today! No... I'm not leaving! This wine is... a good thing! It's very honest in the bottle, why... why once it enters the stomach, it's not, dishonest Already?" Niu Er hugged Yu Jiali's shoulder,
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