Niu Erge's Warm Life

Sister Hua went to the beach to swim alone, and Niu Er sat on the beach, muttering about his evil sword manual, thinking in his heart that he should not look at women anymore, the three women in the family at this time I don't know what's wrong, if I get another one back, they won't have to be skinned by them! ?Even my mother has to hit herself with a rolling pin all over her head!

The passers-by looked at Niu Er in surprise, wondering what happened to this man?She even put swimming trunks on her head!Moreover, maybe what kind of religion this kid believes in?This scripture seems to have never been heard before!

After calming down a little, Niu Er took off the swimming trunks on his head.Look around, the people around you, all kinds of skins, all kinds of people!The man was only wearing a small trousers, the crotch of which was bulged.I don't know if the woman will save money on the clothes, but the cloth must be saved!well!Why do people here dress like this! ?After thinking about it for a while, I suddenly found that I was the only one not wearing a swimsuit on the entire beach.

People say that if a normal person lives with nine psychopaths, then this normal person is a psychopath.Those nine psychopaths are normal people.All the swimsuits were on the entire beach, and only I was wearing very rustic casual clothes.Will I be considered a fool then?Niu Er looked around for a while, and suddenly such an idea appeared in his head.

"Hey! Since everyone wears it, it seems that I have to wear a swimsuit too. Don't let people say that I'm a monster!" Niu Er muttered to himself, and reached out to pick up the swimming trunks that Sister Hua bought for him.This thing is really good and flexible!whee!

Looking around, no one noticed this side, so he took off his pants and put on his swimming trunks like lightning.However, how do you think that no one else looks good in clothes?what happened?I rely on!His underpants were so big that they were exposed outside the swimming trunks.Eh? ?Could it be that none of them are wearing underwear? ?Um!That should be the case!

"Ha ha!"

"Haha!" Suddenly, a man and a woman next to him walked by, seeing Niu Er's embarrassing appearance, they couldn't help laughing.

"Your sister! Are you laughing at me? Didn't I never wear them!" Niu Er cursed in his heart.

'Plop' sat down on the beach and stood up again, hehe!It was so fast, before others could see what was going on, the clothes had already been changed.It's okay to wear it this time!Ah!Don't say it!This thing is really awesome to wear on the body!The muscles of this body are almost fully displayed.

well!Where do you put the clothes and pants?Niu Er turned around, and suddenly saw the tent where Sister Hua was changing clothes just now. Sister Hua's bag was inside, by the way, put it in her bag first!After a while, I will come back and put on my clothes before he comes back.

"Hey! I'm really smart!" Niu Er laughed admiringly, turned around and got into Sister Hua's tent.

To say that Sister Hua is really talented, she has everything in her travel bag, even the tent.Judging by the posture, I really want to have a good time!I put my things in the hotel just now, and came to the sand stand with the tent and a small bag for clothes.

After putting the things away, Niu Er got out of the tent.Strolled towards the sea.

Swish!Swish!There was a strange look from the side.Niu Er was a little puzzled, why so many people looked at me like this? ?Depend on!I took off my panties!

Nima!There was a beautiful woman who opened her mouth wide when she saw her!What do you want?Why do men look like that?envious?jealous?Isn't it just that my muscles have developed a little bit, as for looking at me like this?

Niu Er ignored other people's gazes and ran towards the beach.Let's go swimming, don't let those beauties tempt you, and read the evil sword manual!

"Plop!" Niu Er jumped into the water.

Clap clap!A meal of dog planing.Swimmed towards Sister Hua who was swimming in the water.

"Pfft!" Niu Er breathed a sigh of relief, he hadn't swam for a long time, and he was really happy.

"Niu Er! You're almost done practicing the evil sword manual! You dare to come and swim! Huh! A small mountain cannon, can you swim? Shall I rent a swimming ring for you!" Sister Hua was a little worried about Niu Er. Can water, so shouted.

"Gulu! Gulu!" Suddenly Niu Eryi raised his head, and then sank into the water, a burst of air bubbles came up.

"Niu Er!... Niu Er! Are you okay!" Sister Hua shouted hastily.

The spray dispersed, but Niu Er disappeared.

"Oh my god! This dead child, don't let anything happen!" After shouting for a long time, Niu Er didn't come out. Sister Hua became anxious and spoke out Niu Er's dialect.With a splash, he got into the water and went to find Niu Er.

After searching in the water for a while, there was no sign of Niu Er. With a splash, Sister Hua surfaced again and took a deep breath.Just as he was about to dive into the water again, he saw a splash of water in the distance, and Niu Er got out of the water.He even held a big shell in his hand!

"Sister Hua! Look, I found this from the sand at the bottom of the water! Isn't it beautiful!?" Niu Er shouted excitedly.

"Dead Niu Er! Are you trying to scare me to death!?" Sister Hua hurriedly swam over, jumped on Niu Er's body, hugged Niu Er, and pulled him to the shallow water.If something really happened to this Niu Er, I wouldn't be able to explain it to Chen Hao, and I even took 1 yuan from him!

"Hey! Sister Hua! It's okay, I can swim! Look, I found such a big shell for you!" Niu Er hurriedly explained.

"That's not okay! You dare to drill into such a deep water, what if something happens to this? How can I explain to Chen Hao? You little mountain cannon, don't make trouble for me!" Sister Hua pulled the cow Er came to the edge of the shallow water, and then he took a sigh of relief and stood up from the water.

"Oh my god! Niu Er! Did you steal someone's sausage? Why did you stuff it into your swimming trunks?" As soon as she stood up, Sister Feng pushed Niu Er into the water again.asked blushing.

"What ham sausage? I didn't steal it! I, my thing is so big! You can wear these pants like this, and I, I can't help it!" Niu Er looked helpless, this thing is so long Not too big!

"Who are you kidding? Although I haven't used it, I know what's going on with that thing! You quickly take it out and throw it away, don't let people see the joke! You want to eat it and we will buy it when we go back. You can't steal it. Does anyone else know!?" Sister Hua glared at Niu Er and said angrily.

"I... I really didn't steal it, I can't throw this thing away!" Niu Er said with a bitter face.This sister Hua is also true, how can I not believe in myself!threw?Throw away my three wives and still not kill me!

"Do you have to force me to do it!? You can only admit it if I take it out for you, right!?" Sister Hua reached out to Niu Er's swimming trunks after speaking.