Niu Erge's Warm Life

"What? I arrived at my house less than three or four miles away. At this time, you said you want to go back? Huh! If you want to go back, go back by yourself! I have to go back to see my mother!" Hearing sister Hua said that she wanted to go back , Niu Er's nose almost turned out of breath.I'll be home soon, and she wants me to go back with her?You didn't take your medicine, did you? ?

"Damn! Are you assured that I will go back by myself? You are not afraid that something will happen to me!? Cut!" Sister Hua gave Niu Er a look, and curled her lips.

"You are not who I am, why should I worry about it! Hmph!" Niu Er snorted.

"Hey! You are my bodyguard! You are responsible for what happened to me! Besides, I am so good-looking, you are not afraid that I will be bullied by bad guys!?" Sister Hua raised her eyes and said with a smile .

"No way! Before leaving, Cheng Hao asked you to take care of me! He even gave you 1 yuan! You're so good, after taking the money, instead of taking care of me, you even let me be your bodyguard and part-time porter! You sleep in the tent at night, and who will let me be at the door of the tent! It’s autumn, and a layer of hoarfrost hangs on my head when I wake up in the morning. You can bear it, so why should I worry about you? of it?" Niu Er said angrily.

"Hey! Then you are not a man! What if I sleep in the same tent with you!? What if you want to do bad things? I have to guard against you!" Sister Hua giggled.I just knew that Niu Er was still angry with me, brat, who told you that you already have so many wives, how could I let you violate me again!Besides, I'm a celibate!

"Ah! I'm home! Hehe! Look, the village in front is our Liuyatun! Haha! I'm home! I'll show you how beautiful my three wives are! You regret not letting me get into your tent, otherwise you could be my wife too! Hahaha!" Niu Er said and suddenly pedaled towards the village.

"Who cares about you! Damn boy! You wait for me!" Sister Hua hurriedly followed behind.

"Damn it! What happened to my house? Why are there so many people?" Niu Er came to the door of the house, and suddenly saw that the yard was full of people.I was stunned for a while, couldn't something happen at home?

"Is this your home?" Sister Hua who followed behind hurriedly stopped the car and asked in surprise.Niu Er's family seems to be quite wealthy, and the small second floor is very beautifully built.And the few villages I passed by before and after have not seen such a nice house!Why didn't this damn boy tell himself.

"Are you looking for...? Niu Er??!! Woohoo! Niu Er! Is it really you? Dead Niu Er! I thought you died outside!"

Suddenly, a person came from behind Niu Er. He saw Niu Er and Sister Hua in sportswear from behind, but he didn't recognize this person as Niu Er.But just after half a sentence, I suddenly found that the person who turned around was Niu Er. This person shed tears when he was happy, and when he came over, he beat Niu Er hard, and then threw himself on Niu Er's head. arms.

The person who came was Guan Min'er!

"Sister Min'er! Hee hee! Sister Min'er! Miss me? Hehe! What's wrong with my family? Why are there so many people?" Niu Er asked hastily as he wiped Guan Min'er's tears with his hand.

"Still talking! Mom is worried about you. Today I asked a fortune-teller to calculate when you will come back. In the end, the fortune-teller said that you are in a catastrophe, and you have to solve it! It's not that the family is preparing something and let the fortune-teller The master will cast a spell for you. I heard about it just now. I hurriedly showed the child to my mother-in-law and ran over to have a look! I didn’t expect you to come back! But, something is wrong? That master is talking to your stepfather Drinking and eating, haven't you cast a spell to break it?" Guan Min'er suddenly remembered something wrong, and said hastily.

"What? Nima! What else is there? Damn! Let me see how he cracked it for me?" Niu Eryi knew in his heart that this was a trick, and stepped into the yard.

"Hey! You... are you Niu Er's sister or Niu Er's wife?" Suddenly, Sister Hua who had been by the side asked Guan Min'er.Just now I heard Niu Er call Guan Min'er sister Min'er, but I never heard that Niu Er has a sister!Seeing that Guan Min'er is quite beautiful, usually Niu Er always says how good-looking his wife is, so this is one of them!

"Ah!? I...I'm his sister! You...you can't be another... a woman he brought back!?" At this time, Guan Min'er noticed the person who was following Niu Er Also a big beauty!I thought this would not be a wife that Niu Er got back after being away for so long, right? ?Does this Niu Er really want the Sangong Sixth Court, the 72 concubine?Why did you go out for a private interview on Weibo again, and go to choose a palace lady?

"Hey! I'm not! Don't get me wrong! My name is Sister Hua! I'm Niu Er's martial arts instructor! I practice Taijiquan!" Sister Hua was introducing herself while pondering: Listen to the tone of Miner in front of me, It seems that this Niu Er has really brought back women a lot!

Mr. Fortune-telling is taking advantage of this time to drink with Niu Er's stepfather, Lao Zhangtou, in the living room on the second floor. Everything has been prepared, but this guy wants to fill his stomach first, so he roasts chicken and asks for liquor after he buys it. Have a meal.He also claimed that this food was not eaten by himself, but to honor the gods who worked for him.Niu Er's family members had to serve him respectfully.Niu Erma saw that it was not appropriate for anyone to serve, so she simply asked Lao Zhangtou to come and serve!Anyway, it's just serving food and pouring wine.

This fortune teller is so proud, he sips the roast chicken and sips the wine!Drink so beautifully!Nima!This rich family is good, eat well, live well, and spend generously, good!Wouldn't it be better if I knew that I would need more money!Um!It seems that I have to find a reason to ask them for another three hundred and two hundred when I will be able to cast the spell. At least it will be fine if there is no business for a month, and I don’t have to worry about eating and drinking.

Suddenly, kick, kick, kick!There was a sound of stairs, and a group of people came up from below.As soon as Lao Zhang raised his head, he suddenly saw Niu Er bringing Niu Erma, Leng Shuangyue, Yu Jiali, Wang Feng and others up.There is also a woman who is very beautiful, but I don't know her.The old Zhangtou was taken aback for a moment, and was pleasantly surprised again.Before he could figure out how to speak, Niu Er suddenly thought of him and waved his hand, then came and sat opposite the fortune teller.

"Master! I am Niu Er's elder brother! My name is Niu Da! I would like to ask you sincerely, can you really solve Niu Er's disaster this time? I just received a message from him suddenly saying that he was People were beaten, and now they are dying!"