Niu Erge's Warm Life
0356 I never hit a woman
Just when everyone was distracted, Niu Er and Kameto Ichiro were already standing on the stage.The two of them seemed to be meeting their enemies, their eyes were not red but their hearts were already red, they were on fire!It is said to be a martial arts competition, but there are no rules, no restrictions, hum!It's a beating!Whoever knocked the other down, couldn't get up, surrendered, kowtowed and begged for mercy, stopped when he was happy, and made up his feet when he was unhappy.Although I didn't take a brick, Nima!It almost didn't take a brick!
Kameto Ichiro had already taken off the mink coat outside, and was only wearing a specially made underwear that fit the body.Although it is specially made, it actually has no function. It is basically impossible to buy such a large underwear as he wears.So special custom.
Kameto Ichiro swayed and climbed onto the stage of the competition, the fat all over his body trembled as he walked, especially the place on his chest, which was not inferior to any cups of women.
He flexed his wrist, and looked at Niu Er with contempt. In his opinion, Niu Er was the defeated opponent.The last time he was about to be thrown to death by himself, it was pure luck that he took the opportunity to give himself a bench, and then fell himself again!snort!I will never give you another chance this time!See how I throw you to death!Thinking in my heart, I lowered my waist slightly and assumed a pose like a flutter.
'Nee!I don't have time to pose with you! ' Niu Er cursed in his heart, raised his foot, and kicked directly in the face of Kameto Ichiro.I'll make you pose, I'll kick you bastard!
Seeing Niu Er kicking towards him, Kameto Ichiro didn't dodge, and raised his hand to slap Niu Er's foot.That fat palm actually slapped Niu Er's foot back.
But he didn't expect that Niu Eryi settled down, took advantage of the situation and stepped in, "Papapapa! 'According to Kameto Ichiro, it's a few punches in a row.
Kameto Ichiro obviously didn't expect that Niu Er's attack was so fast, he punched himself on the chest with a slam, and with the trembling of his fat body, Kameto Ichiro couldn't help baring his teeth, he didn't expect that Niu Er's attack now It turned out that the punch was so powerful.But before he could react, bang bang bang!Three punches in a row came again.Kameto Ichiro grinned a little!Although there is a whole body of fat, but this is not a pork plate after all, this is another feeling!I know it hurts!An ordinary person punching him may be like a mosquito bite, but Niu Er is not an ordinary person now, nor is he the former Niu Er.After several punches, Ichiro Kameto retreated again and again.
Suddenly, Kameto Ichiro gritted his teeth and raised his fists from bottom to top, unexpectedly separating Niu Er's fists.As soon as the body improves, the stomach suddenly pushes forward.
Teng Teng Teng Teng Teng Teng!Niu Er was pushed back several steps at once, and sat down on the ground with a plop.Nima, what kind of kung fu is this?Belly can also hit people?
grunt!Niu Er rolled back and stood up.After moving his hands and feet, he rushed towards Ichiro Kameto again.
Most of the people around were laymen watching the excitement. Seeing the two people fighting lively, they all stretched their necks.However, Xu Laoha Chen Hao who was standing at the window of Niu Erge Hotel frowned.
"Mr. Xu! This Niu Er's kung fu doesn't seem to have improved much. Can he fight against Ying Tie Nan?" Chen Hao had some doubts. They all knew Ying Tie Nan's ability.But it is definitely not the kung fu of this kind of three-legged cat ruffian fighting.
Elder Xu didn't make a sound, and looked back at Sister Hua behind him.That means she passed the news on, isn't it true?
"I, I didn't say that he defeated Ying Tie Nan, I just heard they said that he fought Ying Tie Nan! And the fight was very fierce!" Sister Hua explained hastily.I said in my heart, didn't I just hear this, and I didn't tell you for sure that he defeated Ying Tetsuo.
Chen Hao turned his head and gave Sister Hua a blank look, which means that you can't understand this thing!snort!
Sister Hua looked like she had been wronged, and she snorted quietly with her nose!
At this time, the competition on the field has become more intense.Niu Er's punches were tighter than punches, punches faster than punches, and each punch was exhausted.Facing Kameto Ichiro is a fierce attack.
Kameto Ichiro originally wanted to rely on his fat body to resist Niu Er's attack, and then seized the opportunity to throw Niu Er to half-death all at once like last time!However, he didn't expect that the strength of each punch of Niu Er now is so great, and he can't bear it anymore.In desperation, he no longer dared to stand up and be beaten, but his figure was really bulky, and it seemed that it was not easy to dodge.I had to use my arms to block back and forth.In this way, there is no chance of fighting back at all.After a while, he was already dripping with sweat.
The onlookers below couldn't help shouting "Hello" and cheering Niu Er.Everyone saw that Niu Er's fists fell on Kameto Ichiro's body like raindrops, and the fat on Kameto Ichiro's body trembled violently from the beating.Take two steps back every now and then.Obviously Niu Er has already gained the upper hand.
The county magistrate Shen in the stands was a little anxious. If this continues, Kameto Ichiro will have to be beaten to the bottom of the stage by Niu Er, so his introduction of foreign capital will be ruined!Standing up anxiously, he kept staring at Mayor Sun below.That means what you said to Niu Er, didn't you tell you that nothing can make Niu Er win?
Mayor Sun didn't look this way at all at this time, seeing the two people on the stage fighting lively, he also applauded from below.The angry county magistrate wished he could jump off the stands and go over to slap Mayor Sun twice.
Suddenly, Niu Er on the stage suddenly changed his style of play, changed his steps, and turned around Kameto Ichiro. The fat body of Kameto Ichiro circled made him even more headache. The children were all dizzy and couldn't make it out.Niu Er's fist slapped Kameto Ichiro's body over and over again, and within ten minutes Kameto Ichiro couldn't move at all.He sat down on the table with a plop, soaked through.
"I...I admit defeat!" Kameto Ichiro said panting and stammering in blunt Chinese.
"No! You can't admit defeat! Let me do it!" Suddenly, a figure flashed, and Ida Qianxia actually jumped onto the stage. With a cold expression on her pretty face, she stared angrily at Kameto Ichiro. This useless guy, unexpectedly Such a shame!Lost the face of the Japanese!After fighting for a long time, except for pushing Niu Er somersault with his belly, he didn't even get a chance to fight back.Is the kung fu on the belly used here? ?Nima!That's for the night!Fool!
Niu Er was taken aback, unexpectedly, a beautiful woman jumped up!This beauty is really handsome and has a good figure, with a bulging front and back, hee hee!Niu Er can't help but have some wild dreams!
"What are you looking at? I want to compete with you!" Ida Qianxia was a little smug, hum!So many beauties behind you are not as good-looking as me!So he deliberately puffed up his chest, but pretended to be angry and scolded.He can speak fluent Chinese.
"I won't compete with you! I...I...I never hit women!" Niu Er swallowed, took two steps back, and said.
"Hmph! No way! This is a martial arts contest! You can't underestimate women! If you have the guts, you can put me down!" I rub it!She will say that too!
"Hey! Hey! It's not easy for me to put you down! So what...you said when is convenient, ahem...or, tomorrow night...!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
"You... hooligan! Looking for a fight!" Ida Qianxia suddenly understood what the people in the audience were laughing at, blushed, yelled and flew up with a kick.He kicked Niu Er's lower abdomen.
Kameto Ichiro had already taken off the mink coat outside, and was only wearing a specially made underwear that fit the body.Although it is specially made, it actually has no function. It is basically impossible to buy such a large underwear as he wears.So special custom.
Kameto Ichiro swayed and climbed onto the stage of the competition, the fat all over his body trembled as he walked, especially the place on his chest, which was not inferior to any cups of women.
He flexed his wrist, and looked at Niu Er with contempt. In his opinion, Niu Er was the defeated opponent.The last time he was about to be thrown to death by himself, it was pure luck that he took the opportunity to give himself a bench, and then fell himself again!snort!I will never give you another chance this time!See how I throw you to death!Thinking in my heart, I lowered my waist slightly and assumed a pose like a flutter.
'Nee!I don't have time to pose with you! ' Niu Er cursed in his heart, raised his foot, and kicked directly in the face of Kameto Ichiro.I'll make you pose, I'll kick you bastard!
Seeing Niu Er kicking towards him, Kameto Ichiro didn't dodge, and raised his hand to slap Niu Er's foot.That fat palm actually slapped Niu Er's foot back.
But he didn't expect that Niu Eryi settled down, took advantage of the situation and stepped in, "Papapapa! 'According to Kameto Ichiro, it's a few punches in a row.
Kameto Ichiro obviously didn't expect that Niu Er's attack was so fast, he punched himself on the chest with a slam, and with the trembling of his fat body, Kameto Ichiro couldn't help baring his teeth, he didn't expect that Niu Er's attack now It turned out that the punch was so powerful.But before he could react, bang bang bang!Three punches in a row came again.Kameto Ichiro grinned a little!Although there is a whole body of fat, but this is not a pork plate after all, this is another feeling!I know it hurts!An ordinary person punching him may be like a mosquito bite, but Niu Er is not an ordinary person now, nor is he the former Niu Er.After several punches, Ichiro Kameto retreated again and again.
Suddenly, Kameto Ichiro gritted his teeth and raised his fists from bottom to top, unexpectedly separating Niu Er's fists.As soon as the body improves, the stomach suddenly pushes forward.
Teng Teng Teng Teng Teng Teng!Niu Er was pushed back several steps at once, and sat down on the ground with a plop.Nima, what kind of kung fu is this?Belly can also hit people?
grunt!Niu Er rolled back and stood up.After moving his hands and feet, he rushed towards Ichiro Kameto again.
Most of the people around were laymen watching the excitement. Seeing the two people fighting lively, they all stretched their necks.However, Xu Laoha Chen Hao who was standing at the window of Niu Erge Hotel frowned.
"Mr. Xu! This Niu Er's kung fu doesn't seem to have improved much. Can he fight against Ying Tie Nan?" Chen Hao had some doubts. They all knew Ying Tie Nan's ability.But it is definitely not the kung fu of this kind of three-legged cat ruffian fighting.
Elder Xu didn't make a sound, and looked back at Sister Hua behind him.That means she passed the news on, isn't it true?
"I, I didn't say that he defeated Ying Tie Nan, I just heard they said that he fought Ying Tie Nan! And the fight was very fierce!" Sister Hua explained hastily.I said in my heart, didn't I just hear this, and I didn't tell you for sure that he defeated Ying Tetsuo.
Chen Hao turned his head and gave Sister Hua a blank look, which means that you can't understand this thing!snort!
Sister Hua looked like she had been wronged, and she snorted quietly with her nose!
At this time, the competition on the field has become more intense.Niu Er's punches were tighter than punches, punches faster than punches, and each punch was exhausted.Facing Kameto Ichiro is a fierce attack.
Kameto Ichiro originally wanted to rely on his fat body to resist Niu Er's attack, and then seized the opportunity to throw Niu Er to half-death all at once like last time!However, he didn't expect that the strength of each punch of Niu Er now is so great, and he can't bear it anymore.In desperation, he no longer dared to stand up and be beaten, but his figure was really bulky, and it seemed that it was not easy to dodge.I had to use my arms to block back and forth.In this way, there is no chance of fighting back at all.After a while, he was already dripping with sweat.
The onlookers below couldn't help shouting "Hello" and cheering Niu Er.Everyone saw that Niu Er's fists fell on Kameto Ichiro's body like raindrops, and the fat on Kameto Ichiro's body trembled violently from the beating.Take two steps back every now and then.Obviously Niu Er has already gained the upper hand.
The county magistrate Shen in the stands was a little anxious. If this continues, Kameto Ichiro will have to be beaten to the bottom of the stage by Niu Er, so his introduction of foreign capital will be ruined!Standing up anxiously, he kept staring at Mayor Sun below.That means what you said to Niu Er, didn't you tell you that nothing can make Niu Er win?
Mayor Sun didn't look this way at all at this time, seeing the two people on the stage fighting lively, he also applauded from below.The angry county magistrate wished he could jump off the stands and go over to slap Mayor Sun twice.
Suddenly, Niu Er on the stage suddenly changed his style of play, changed his steps, and turned around Kameto Ichiro. The fat body of Kameto Ichiro circled made him even more headache. The children were all dizzy and couldn't make it out.Niu Er's fist slapped Kameto Ichiro's body over and over again, and within ten minutes Kameto Ichiro couldn't move at all.He sat down on the table with a plop, soaked through.
"I...I admit defeat!" Kameto Ichiro said panting and stammering in blunt Chinese.
"No! You can't admit defeat! Let me do it!" Suddenly, a figure flashed, and Ida Qianxia actually jumped onto the stage. With a cold expression on her pretty face, she stared angrily at Kameto Ichiro. This useless guy, unexpectedly Such a shame!Lost the face of the Japanese!After fighting for a long time, except for pushing Niu Er somersault with his belly, he didn't even get a chance to fight back.Is the kung fu on the belly used here? ?Nima!That's for the night!Fool!
Niu Er was taken aback, unexpectedly, a beautiful woman jumped up!This beauty is really handsome and has a good figure, with a bulging front and back, hee hee!Niu Er can't help but have some wild dreams!
"What are you looking at? I want to compete with you!" Ida Qianxia was a little smug, hum!So many beauties behind you are not as good-looking as me!So he deliberately puffed up his chest, but pretended to be angry and scolded.He can speak fluent Chinese.
"I won't compete with you! I...I...I never hit women!" Niu Er swallowed, took two steps back, and said.
"Hmph! No way! This is a martial arts contest! You can't underestimate women! If you have the guts, you can put me down!" I rub it!She will say that too!
"Hey! Hey! It's not easy for me to put you down! So what...you said when is convenient, ahem...or, tomorrow night...!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
"You... hooligan! Looking for a fight!" Ida Qianxia suddenly understood what the people in the audience were laughing at, blushed, yelled and flew up with a kick.He kicked Niu Er's lower abdomen.
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