Niu Erge's Warm Life

Guan Min'er, Leng Shuangyue, and Shui Ling'er were all happy when they said they were going to watch Erren Zhuan.Of course, Guan Min'er went to see it with Niu Er before, and now she wants to relive that ambiguous memory with Niu Er.Shui Ling'er and Leng Shuangyue were in a different mood, they hadn't had much contact with this duo before.Leng Shuangyue had never watched Errenzhuan before. Since she got mixed up in the underworld, she fought and killed all day, not to mention Errenzhuan, and she rarely even watched movies.When Shui Ling'er was young, her parents didn't allow her to go out and see this thing with others, so she was always curious about Errenzhuan, but she didn't dare to get involved.

However, Errenzhuan has become popular in the past two years, and more and more people are falling in love with this art.Of course, most people mainly like some ambiguous things among them. The euphemistic name is: both refined and popular tastes!Therefore, the two of them also want to see what is so good about this duo.

Of course, I don’t like it either. The old lady next door used to like Errenzhuan very much. She watches the radio every day and listens to it endlessly!Once out of the West Chamber, you can listen to it for several days without getting bored!I don't like it anymore, why?Because the conditions are better now, I no longer listen to the radio, but sit in front of the TV and watch it.Now the old lady always scolds when she sees Errenzhuan: Your grandma has such a leg, what kind of tricks are these!As soon as you come up, you start talking about it, and you keep talking until you step off the stage, your mother! In the 15-minute show, apart from commercials and teasing, they didn't sing for 3 minutes in total!A small cap, pinched the head and tail, and didn't sing a few words in total. If I sang a complete version of the Great West Chamber, it would take two years to sing!

Since several people wanted to see it, they suddenly found a problem, son!What about this little calf?Going to receive art education at a young age of a few months?Besides, that place is very messy and noisy.But seeing that Shui Ling'er also wanted to go very much, Niu Er finally came up with a way, got two cotton balls, and prepared to plug his son's ears, hehe!That way it might not scare him.

Niu Er and several beauties drove out of the villa with Leng Shuangyue's calf.There is a large country theater in the center of Jindu City, and several people came here.The performance started at ten o'clock, and it was only 09:30, which was still too late.

This country theater is much better than the small venue where Niu Er and Guan Min Er first watched Errenzhuan, with a large scale and high grade!Tickets are divided into several grades!The fare at the front is 58 yuan per person, followed by 38 yuan per person, then 18 yuan per person, and finally 8 yuan per person.I don't know what kind of position this 8 yuan per person is, but it is probably the same as listening to Errenzhuan.

Of course, Niu Er had to buy four tickets of 58 yuan. This price seemed a little high for ordinary spectators, but to Niu Er, this should not be a big deal.To come out with his two beautiful wives, even if it was ten times more expensive, he would still pay for it!What's more, there is also a beautiful sister named Shui Ling'er!

"Beauty! Get me four first-class tickets!" Niu Er Pai, who was queuing to buy tickets, arrived at the window and shouted at the woman selling tickets inside.But after shouting, I really felt a little against my will, such a woman can also be called a beauty!Crack!The few women I brought with me have become angels!

"No more! Buy something else!" The woman inside said without raising her head.

"What's that like?" Niu Er was taken aback, huh!The best ones are gone, and it's really embarrassing!This is the first time I have brought them out!

"38's! Do you want it?" The woman inside glanced at Niu Er and asked.

"Then...then come four!" Niu Er shrugged and said.

The woman inside tore up four tickets and handed them over, and found some change for Niu Er!

Niu Er took the ticket and turned to leave when suddenly a black car drove up.A middle-aged man in his forties got out of the car and went directly to the ticket window.

"Azhi! Big beauty!" As soon as he came over, the man shouted at the ticket sales woman inside with a mean face.

"Ah! Mr. Chi! You are here! Here you are, here is the ticket I left for you! This is the best seat! Hee hee!" The woman named A Zhi immediately smiled all over her face. Two tickets came out and were handed over.

"Okay! Ah Zhi! I will definitely find time to find you at night! Don't forget to leave the door open for me! Hehe!" The President Chi said with a playful smile as he blew a kiss to A Zhi inside.

"It's a deal! You are not allowed to come! Hehe!" Azhi inside shouted pretending to be coquettish.

"Hey! Definitely, definitely!" said Mr. Chi, turning around and going to the main entrance.Another good-looking woman got out of the car, waiting for him to enter the theater together!

"Damn! Didn't you say that there are no first-class tickets? But it turned out to be reserved for people! Just for this virtue, I still need people to come at night! It looks like I owe x! Crack!" Niu Er turned around and stared at that man fiercely. The woman who bought the ticket took one look, turned around and went to the door as well.Guan Min'er and others are waiting for him there!

As people flow into the big theater, I wipe it!It's really big enough!Several people walked forward according to the seat number, and it was a good position in the middle of the second row in front, and there was a long table with a plate of melon seeds and candies on it.It's pretty good to watch the show here.The distance from the stage is no more than ten meters.

In front of them were a few square, free-standing tables, almost under the stage.In addition to melon seeds and fruits, there are drinks and a plate of dried fruits on the table!This may be the difference between 58 and 38!

Niu Er saw Mr. Chi and the fashionable and alluring woman beside him at a glance.Nima!This position should have belonged to us!Niu Er gave them a hard look!

The performance started soon. An actor came on stage first, and after reporting himself to be a family member, he checked out the live treasures for a while, and asked for applause to invite his female partner.A woman in a veil-like translucent dress, who can almost completely see the underwear inside!

Male: Let me introduce to the audience friends, this is my partner, a super little loli beauty, a 38-year-old famous actor 'One Point Red'!Let's give some applause, please!

Female: Hi!Bro!What are you talking about?I'm already 38 and I'm still a super little loli beauty?Don't talk nonsense!People eighteen haven't arrived yet!

Man: My sister!Can you tell the truth?It's not yet eighteen!The audiences all spend money to come, can you tell the truth to them?With your advanced appearance, you can say that you are eighteen, so you have to reveal your secrets when you go to bed at night!

Wow!There was a burst of laughter from the audience!

Female: Fuck you!Don't talk nonsense!I'm eighteen, no matter how much I sleep, I can't reveal my secrets!Look, it's all pink, pink and tender!

"Okay!" Wow...!A burst of applause!

Niu Er saw that the person who took the lead in shouting and applauding was Mr. Chi.Boss Chi stared at the actress on stage with an obscene look on his face, and he was about to come down!The woman next to her didn't care, she just ate the dried fruit on her own!