Niu Erge's Warm Life

In the early morning of Shaolin Temple, there is a feeling of a fairyland. The halfway up the mountain is covered by clouds and mist. In the clouds and mist, green pines and emerald greens, ancient pagodas and peaks can be seen from time to time.

It's a pity that Niu Er didn't bother to watch these at all. He got up early in the morning, grabbed the pancakes rolled with beef and scallions that the four little snakes had prepared, and just devoured them all.

"Niu Er, you said that you brought us here to learn kung fu, not to be your old mother. Look at you, you have been beaten all day long, and you want us to serve you. You are trying to make us Learn some Shaolin Kungfu," the glasses came over angrily, and shouted at Niu Er.

"Shaolin Kungfu is so easy to learn, those monks are still beaten and crawled by me," Niu Ertou said without raising his head.

"Cut, what are you bragging about, it's almost like being beaten and crawling like this," Chi Lian said disdainfully beside him.

"I don't believe you, but you guys practice snake boxing, which emphasizes flexibility and quickness. Why don't you find the steepest mountain and climb it twenty times a day. After three months, you will definitely be stronger than your master," Niu Er suddenly said. Said.

"What, that's also considered practice, you can't be hit with water in your head, right?" Zhu Yeqing came over and touched Niu Er's head and said.

"Hee hee hee, Zhuyeqing, I feel bad, hahaha," the people next to him immediately burst into laughter.

"Fuck you, you're making fun of me again," Zhuyeqing blushed suddenly.

Bang, the big bronze door was opened again, and Niu Erer walked in with a box of liquor. There were six bottles in one box, and four bottles were consumed in yesterday's box. It was obviously not enough for today, so Niu Erer I brought a box.

Ha...haha, when the eighteen bronze men who had been waiting inside saw Niu Er coming in, they changed their formations a few times to cheer up their prestige, but seeing Niu Er carrying a box of liquor in his second hand, it was really It's a little dizzy, this kid is really evil, no matter how he is beaten, he is still alive and well with a bottle of wine, and he doesn't go outside at all, he just keeps beating inside, and the bronze men who beat him are a little scared up.

"What are you yelling for? Look, today I told you all to get down," Niu Er put down the wine box and rushed on it.

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"Master, this Niu Er is really evil. He has bad skin and thick flesh. He beat him so hard yesterday, but he is still so happy today," said the little monk beside Master Huiren when he saw Niu Ersheng's lively appearance. .

"Well, you can't meet once in a hundred years, this kid is quite evil," Master Huiren nodded and said.

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Three days later, Niu Er staggered out of the copper gate, and immediately two young monks came over, supported Niu Er, and walked towards the back mountain where Niu Er lived.

Back at the residence, Niu Er lay down on his temporary bed, wondering why the four little snakes went there, it couldn't be that they really didn't want to serve him, so they ran home, these heartless prodigal daughters Ladies, alas, my heart is so cold.

Niu Er picked up a bottle of white wine, opened it with a bang, it was half a bottle, and then returned to the bed with the bottle in hand.

"Oh, I'm exhausted," said Chi Lian's voice

"Elder Sister, I can't even walk anymore. Oh, I'm exhausted. I didn't expect you to listen to that bastard. Isn't this a crime?" said the voice of glasses complaining.

"I-I'm tired too, but I thought maybe what this bastard said really makes sense, right when we climbed the mountain to exercise," Hei Jin said while opening the door .

The four beautiful snakes came in with a tired look, fell down on the bed next to them and did not move, glasses with a big bag of food in their hands, came to Niu Er and put it on the small table next to him. , took advantage of the opportunity and fell beside Niu Er: "Dead Niu Er, you were beaten so badly, and you gave us such bad attention, which made our legs weak after climbing the mountain ten times today,"

"Hey, hey, glasses, this is my bed, you lie beside me..., hee hee,"

"You dare to think crooked things after being beaten into such a virtue, hurry up and eat your food, I don't care whose bed, I won't move," the glasses said, and suddenly glanced at Zhuyeqing, and said: "Zhuyeqing, Don't be jealous, I'm just too tired to move, I don't want to steal your stupid cow, "

"Go to the side, if you want to grab you, you can grab it, I don't care," Zhuye said with a white eye.

"Hey, look at how tired you are, why don't you drink some liquor with me, this white wine is very useful," Niu Er said, shaking the wine bottle in his hand.

"Really...really, this stuff is spicy and not good to drink, but maybe it can really relieve fatigue," Hei Jin said with some doubts, came over and reached for the wine bottle, hesitated for a moment and opened his mouth to drink Take a big gulp.

"Pfft, ah... ah..., it's so spicy," Hei Jin shouted, patting his chest and opening his mouth.

"Hahaha, big sister, when did you believe what this bastard said," the three people next to him laughed loudly.

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A month later, the little monk next to Master Huiren trotted into Master Huiren's room and shouted: "Master, Master, this Niu Er is too powerful, and all the brothers in the Bodhidharma hall are a little bit overwhelmed when they change shifts every hour." I can't hold it anymore, this kid can beat a person down with just one fist, if this goes on, the disciples of Bodhidharma Hall 180 will not...not..., now this kid will drink six or seven bottles of white wine a day, "

"Oh, why don't they use sticks," Master Huiren said suddenly.

"Ah...hehe, I see, I'll tell them right away," the little monk ran out.

"This Niu Er, it seems that he will be stronger than Jingyuan in the future, hehe, where did this old man Xu find such a strange person," Master Huiren said to himself after the little monk left.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , to use wooden sticks to me Er was dragged back to the hut by the four little snakes, and said cursingly.

"What, Niu Er, if you are not a big stupid cow, your brain is really flooded, why do you work as a teaching assistant here, and you are beaten into such a virtue all day long, there are so many wives in the family You, it's not that you don't have money to spend," Glasses said while taking a bottle of wine and handing it to Niu Er, which became a drink in Niu Er's eyes.

"You don't understand," Niu Er took the wine bottle and took a big gulp, then reached out to grab the beef and chewed it.

"Niu Er, I suddenly feel that you are quite a man. You have not yelled and flinched after being beaten like this. We can climb the mountain [-] times a day now, and climbing the mountain every day is not as tiring as before. , Maybe what you said is really right," Hei Jin said suddenly.

"Hey, I'm right, what you need now is not the number of times to climb the mountain, but the speed, and it needs to be faster every time," Niu Er said coquettishly, hum, finally a woman convinced herself, Niu Er Ma, you have a sense of accomplishment,