Niu Erge's Warm Life

Wu Neng drank too much, and dragged the people who came to drink everywhere, crying and saying that Zhao Cuihuasheng's son was not his own, but Niu Er's.

"Wu Neng, you have to think about something. Even if Xiao Tianshu is Niu Er's son, doesn't he still call you father now? He doesn't call Niu Er father. If you want me to say, you still have to thank Niu Er." Second, it’s great that you have such an obedient son without any effort.” Sun Zhong was overjoyed. He had heard that Zhao Cuihua and Niu Er’s family had an unusual relationship, and now Wu Neng admitted it. , It further confirms that this rumor is true, blah, I'm too relieved to let you pretend to be a calf with me just now.

"Sun Zhong, what are you talking nonsense, don't talk nonsense here," Zhao Cuihua was really ashamed, and dragged Wu Neng back, but Wu Neng, a big bastard, couldn't pull him no matter what.

"Wu Neng, damn it, you'll be a god if you drink some cat urine, right? Do you feel that your life is too comfortable and you want some excitement," Niu Er came over and cursed aggressively.

"Niu Er, he drank too much, don't be like him, help me drag him back, just don't embarrass yourself here," Zhao Cuihua hurriedly stopped Niu Er who was about to reach out to beat Wu Neng.

A group of people around saw Niu Er coming suddenly, hehe, it's lively, but look at it from a distance, don't be unlucky enough to offend Niu Er, everyone dodged backwards one after another.

"Oh, Niu Er, what Zhao Cuihua said is right, quickly pull Wu Neng back, it's better not to let him make a fuss about this kind of thing, it's not a good thing, and the impact is not good, you say no, but now Not to mention that everyone in the village knows about it, hehe, "Sun Zhong got carried away, don't embarrass Niu Er at this time, when will you embarrass him, if you seize the opportunity, you will have revenge, let you use chicken dung Surround me, hum.

"What if you know, I, Niu Er, have many women, who doesn't know, Nima, I'll tell you now, whoever dares to chew their tongue behind their backs, be careful that I will cut off her tongue, Niu Er," Niu Er After cursing, he turned around and kicked Wu Neng again, and shouted: "Wu Neng, damn, Tianshu is my son, don't you feel uncomfortable, grass mud horse, let Tianshu and my surname be Niu from now on?" , Let Zhao Cuihua divorce you, get the fuck out of me, don't let me see you in the future, or I'll break your arms and legs for you."

"Cuihua..., woo woo..., woo woo...," Wu Neng lay on the ground and howled. Niu Eryi frightened him soberly. Now that Niu Er threatened him, Wu Neng didn't dare What are you talking about, hugging Zhao Cuihua's thigh and howling, now only Zhao Cuihua can save him, otherwise, Niu Er really can't say to drive him out of the village.

"Niu Er, what are you kicking him for? Isn't he talking nonsense when he's drunk? Hurry up and help me get him back," Zhao Cuihua came over and pushed Niu Er, and said.

"Okay, I'll help you get him back, damn it," Niu Er said and took a step forward, about to grab Wu Neng's collar.

"Damn,...don't hit me," Wu Neng rolled away before Niu Er could catch him, got up and ran. This kid is usually timid and knows how to hit him hard enough. Just now he kicked him. That kick was painful enough, how could Niu Er catch it, and if he caught it, he didn't really break his arms and legs.

"Coax...," the people around burst into laughter, Wu Neng, a tall man of 1.8 meters, was in vain.

"Hey, Wu Neng is such a wimp, he is not a man. He, mother, is the only one who is bluffing. He should be as tall as Wu Dalang," Sun Zhong gloated and muttered to the people beside him. road.

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and shivered, and when he raised his head, Niu Er's eyes stared at him, making his calves tremble in fright, and he almost sat down on the ground, Nima, such a small He could hear the voice, too.

"Auntie Cui Xiaoya, would you like to help me have a son? If you can give birth, how about I give you 1 yuan?" Sun Zhong can hear it.

"What, what, I... I, I had a vasectomy ten years ago, if, or, I will let my girl come back and give birth to you, but it has to be agreed, a Ten thousand, I can't go back on my word," Cui Xiaoya really took it seriously.

"You prodigal girl, what are you talking about?" Sun Zhong stretched out his hand and hit her.

"Hey," Niu Er chuckled, turned around and left, behind him Sun Zhong and Cui Xiaoya had already fought into a ball.

At Niu Er's house, Niu Er happily gnawed on a big apple, watching the TV, and the movie "Chen Zhen" was playing on the TV, I'm sorry, this skill is too good, you beat these little Japanese up and down, your sister Yes, it would be great if I let myself make movies, with my own kung fu, it would be more than enough to beat these people, huh.

In the next room, Niu Erma and a group of daughters-in-law were chatting happily, all of them were happy that Sister Hua had given birth to a girl, "With Sister Hua's appearance, this girl can't be wrong, as long as she doesn't look like Niu Er That's enough, hahaha," a burst of laughter came from the room.

"You are my rose..." Suddenly there was a ringtone, Niu Er reached out and took out his cell phone.

"Boss, our brother discovered that two outsiders were inquiring about our Zongheng Gang and the four brothers of Baihutang," Chi Hui called.

"Oh," Niu Er thought for a while, and said, "Let Zhan Zhongting and the others solve it by themselves, but it must be done without anyone noticing it."

"Okay," Chi Hui replied.

Putting down the phone, Niu Er smiled slightly and said to himself: "Xiao Xu, I guess you have to attack them. Hmph, the fun has begun."

"You are my rose, you are my flower..." Suddenly there was another ringtone, and Niu Er reached out to answer the phone again.

"Niu Er, where are you, we all miss you," Lisa and Lilia's laughter came from the phone.

"Hey, I miss you too, I still want you to help me masturbate, hey,"

"Then you come, we two will help you have a good time, and we can give you a surprise, hee hee,"

"What a surprise, let me explode both of your chrysanthemums,"

"Then hurry up, Lilia is taking off her clothes, she's just waiting for you to come, hee hee... Hey, she's already gone to take a bath, why don't you come and let's take a bath together,"

"Your sister, I can't wait, where are you?" Niu Eryi thought of two ultra-white Russian beauties, who looked completely naked, I snapped, and my little brother stood up.

"Hurry up, we are in Jindu, we will make you happy then, hehe," Lisa said with a smile and hung up the phone.