Niu Erge's Warm Life

Niu Er was walking alone on the street, fiddling with a few coins in his hand.Crack!He ran out in such a hurry that he didn't bring his wallet.These coins are carried around as hidden weapons.

well!The prodigal girls called her and she didn't come. If she wasn't practicing the Hundred Days Magic, she would have to run back to make her feel better.snort!

When I think of the Hundred Days Divine Art, if I count it with my fingers, there will be twenty days, alas!There are still eighty days, how can we survive?It's not easy to live without a woman!

I wipe!As soon as I had a thought, my little brother reacted, no way!Or think of something else!oops!Hu Dahai's butt was spanked today. It is said that although Hu Dahai's kung fu is slightly inferior to that of Shaolin Temple's Bodhidharma elder, he is no less able to dodge.In other words, if I face those elders alone, I should be able to determine the winner and loser.Needless to say, my kung fu has really improved by leaps and bounds.hey-hey!your sister!I should be considered a genius!

As I was walking, I suddenly looked up and saw a group of elderly people coming out for morning exercises. One by one, fitness teams were formed one after another. Some were boxing, some were practicing fencing, and some were doing aerobics.There is even a person who plays with gadgets and walks alone.Some were spinning two fitness balls in their hands, and some were rubbing two walnuts in their hands.It is said that this thing can practice finger flexibility, and many people like it.

I wipe!This uncle actually holds two eggs in his hand!Knead, rub, click!The egg is broken!Turning around, he found a stone bench and sat down, peeling off the skin of the egg.Cooked! …He took out another bag of pure milk from his pocket, eating eggs and drinking milk!your sister!Live this little day, moisturize!

Suddenly, an old man came over with a bird cage in his hand, and the rats in the cage were screaming happily. It could be seen that the old man was very proud and had a smug expression on his face.

"Haha! Old grandson! I brought out your meat again! This bird really likes to call, and it sounds beautiful!" Several old men surrounded him immediately.Everyone praised the bird for its beautiful singing.The old man was even more arrogant.

At this time, another one came over, holding a cage in his hand, and there was a starling in it!Pure black starling!It is said that this kind of bird can talk, as expected, this starling shakes its head and looks left and right, and when it sees people, it says: Good morning!Good morning!

"Wow! This starling is really powerful!" Niu Er walked over curiously.

"Oh! Lao Li! You are a good starling! You have learned how to say hello! You are really a good starling! People say that pure black starlings are smart, and they are right. Come! I will reward you with some melon seeds!" The two old men immediately turned around and surrounded the starling, and one of them took out melon seeds and fed it to the starling.

The old grandson who was holding the stick next to him was not happy. He was praising his stick just now, so why did he go around the starling when he turned around like this?Don't you just say a few words?What's so good about it?It still doesn't sound so nice!

The old grandson was unhappy, but he also came over.He shook the birdcage and said, "Lazi! Call everyone twice!"

"$$$$" This mynah is really obedient, and he yelled bouncingly, and the bark was really nice.

"Chirping bird...no meat! Chirping bird...no meat!" Laziniao just called a few times, and suddenly the starling next to him shouted.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!" The onlookers immediately laughed.The corner of Lao Li's mouth twitched, proud of himself!

"Hey! Old Li! How can you teach this thing to learn this? Aren't you pure-hearted to make things difficult for me!" Old Sun became upset and shouted at Old Li.

"Hey... hey! This... I didn't teach this, this is my grandson... teasing mynah, just say that casually. Whoever knows it will learn it! Hehe! Old grandson! You and What kind of anger is it!? Hahahaha!" Lao Li deliberately omitted the old grandson and called him grandson!Also laughed haha.

The old grandson got even more angry, and his face turned red.Angrily raised his hand and pointed at Lao Li and shouted: "Lao Li! Straighten your tongue before you talk, who are you calling grandson!"

"Straightened? Can you speak without turning your tongue straight? Can you tell us something!" Lao Li also shouted unconvinced.

"Your uncle's! Your uncle's!" Suddenly, the starling next to him yelled again!

"Crack! Okay! Lao Li! Now you two are bullying me? Crack! Believe it or not, I killed him!" The old grandson was also unambiguous, calling mynah and Lao Li the two of you.

"Hey! If we are grandparents, then you have to call him the eighth uncle! From now on, don't be so big or small!"

"I call it Uncle Eight? You haven't taken any medicine?"

"It's just right that you call it Uncle Eight! Because your surname loses two generations! Hahaha!" Lao Li laughed triumphantly.

"Hahaha!" The old men next to him also laughed.

"Hmph! I have nothing to say to people like you! No culture, no quality!" The old grandson turned around and left with the bird cage in his hands angrily.

"Hey! These old men are really funny!" Niu Erzheng stood by and looked at the fun, and looked at Zhengqi with a smile.

"Hi! You silly boy! What are you looking at? Have you never seen a bird walking?" The old grandson turned his head and saw Niu Er smiling happily, and his anger was all directed at him.

"Hey! Grandpa! I didn't provoke you! What are you doing? Why are you angry at me?" Niu Er was suddenly puzzled!Crack!I'm just a spectator, why are you getting angry with me?

"What's wrong with getting angry at you? What are children watching? Do you understand if I give you a bird?" the old grandson scolded.

"I really don't understand you bird! But you can call a few times, and it doesn't matter whether it sounds good or not! Look at the eight of them, they can talk with their mouths open, and they can talk a lot! How fun! If I let me buy it, and I will buy the eight of them too! Hey...that uncle! Is your starling for sale? Otherwise, you can sell it to me!" Niu Er didn't think much about it, he really didn't know how to appreciate birds Call!He just said that because he thought the starling was funny.

"Haha! Young man! You know what you're looking for at first glance. But, my starling won't sell it! This is my pet!" Old Li was even happier.Some people said in front of the old grandson that the meat is not good, but his starling is good!This is too much to vent my anger!This old grandson got such a little bird some time ago, and he was very embarrassed.snort!In order to destroy his prestige, I went to the bird market to buy this mynah on purpose, how could I sell it to others!

"Hey! You little bastard! Did you come here on purpose to find fault? Do you want to beat me up? I don't need you to judge whether my bird is good or not? Crack!" The old grandson got anxious and snapped The son threw the birdcage to the ground, came over and grabbed Niu Er by the collar.