Niu Erge's Warm Life
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One of He Sheng's company commanders was quite unconvinced and wanted to find someone to single out, but Niu Er came out behind him.A green shirt and gown, simple style!It really looks like a chivalrous man!
"Friend! Brother Zhang Shanfeng! Fists and feet have no eyes, let's not hurt our friendship! Haha!"
"Pfft...!" As soon as Niu's second-hand man reported his name, n people were sprayed on the opposite side!Zhang Shanfeng? ? ?Crack!Can you stop being so exaggerated?Call Zhang Sanfeng directly.
"Zhang Shanfeng? All right! My name is Li Kui! Please!"
"Pfft..." Niu Er sprayed a big piece again!Nima!Today is the ancient martial arts tournament?
The two people reported their names, so they were no longer polite.Take a pose and fight together!Li Kui is really mighty, his fists and feet are clean and neat, and every move and every gesture is not messy.Coming up is a burst of rushing and beating!This kid doesn't seem to have too many moves, all of them are Sanda Kung Fu practiced in the army, but they are powerful and practical!
Since Zhang Shanfeng followed Niu Er, all of them have been learning kung fu from Four Little Snakes or Sister Yunwei every day.Although Kung Fu is a bit mixed, there is also Muay Thai and Tai Chi.Four Little Snake's snake fist can also make two gestures.But the kung fu in the army did not drop.In the Demon King's Palace, you have to practice hard several times a day, which is no different from being in the army!Guan Min'er wanted to take them to find Niu Er at the beginning, so even kung fu and marksmanship had to be practiced by them so they couldn't leave it behind!A monthly salary of several thousand yuan is not given for nothing!This is more than double the wages of ordinary workers!
Familiarity with the Sanda Kung Fu in the army is an advantage, so he is not in a hurry for Li Kui's onslaught, and he is looking for opportunities while dodging.At the same time, from time to time, I also use my hands!
"Crack! Come out and fight me one-on-one just these two times!" Li Kui was happy for a while, thinking that this kid has no skills, but he only knows how to dodge, and there are very few chances to fight back.I was happy in my heart, and I increased my strength with my hands, and I just hit Zhang Shanfeng to the ground with three or two blows, hum!Don't let him waste time here.
He Sheng and others next to him felt happy when they saw that Li Kui was about to win, let's see what Niu Er said!snort!This failure is nothing more than your trick, you are not good enough in actual combat!
Niu Er sat there smiling and watching, not worried at all!It's nothing!If I want him to win, he can win!Just popping out a peanut can also help Zhang Shanfeng.But really don't want to do that.He really wanted to see how well his subordinates were doing?Did you raise so many people for nothing?
Zhang Shanfeng saw that Li Kui was attacking more fiercely, and secretly calculated that the opportunity was coming, but on the surface he kept not taking the initiative to attack, and avoided by drawing circles on the spot.
After Li Kui attacked fiercely for a while, his speed slowed down a little, what the hell!Why can't I hit this kid?His impatience made him pant a little unevenly!
When the opportunity came, Zhang Shanfeng suddenly moved quickly, and greeted Li Kui with a series of fierce muay thai moves!
Hurrah!Zhang Shanfeng moved his fists, with the sound of the wind whistling.A violent muay thai punch made Li Kui retreat frequently.
Snapped!Unexpectedly, with a change in footwork, Xuanshen swept his legs.
thump!Li Kui sat down on the ground.
"Brother Li Kui! Are you okay!" Zhang Shanfeng stopped his hands and asked with a smile.
Niu Er nodded beside him, and said that Zhang Shanfeng is not bad, although his moves are a bit messy, but it works well, the most important thing is to be able to defeat the opponent.
Li Kui blushed and stood up with a thick neck, still unconvinced in his heart.I used to train others in the army, but now in front of so many people, I was trained by others, wow!What a shame!
"Zhang Shanfeng! Let's try marksmanship, do you dare?"
"It's okay! Since Brother Li Kui likes it, let's treat it as a feast for Boss Niu Er and the brothers." Zhang Shanfeng turned around and took back his pistol, and said to Li Kui: "Brother Li Kui! If you don't mind , use this gun brother!"
Li Kui hesitated for a moment, but his gun was confiscated. If he wants to take it back, can he give it up?
"Bring Brother Li Kui's gun!" Suddenly, Niu Er shouted to his men.
Immediately, someone brought Li Kui's pistol over.After a while, someone set up a row of tables in the distance, with large bowls on top of the tables, and apples on them.A total of ten apples were laid out one word at a time.
"Brother Li Kui! You come first!" Zhang Shanfeng said to Li Kui.
"First come, first come!" Li Kui was not polite, loaded the bullet, took aim, and snapped!One apple was broken.
"Okay...!" The soldiers on Li Kui's side immediately shouted "Okay!"I lost for a while just now, and now I have to cheer for the shout.Otherwise, this person is lost.It's really embarrassing to say that the dignified regular army can't handle a rich local tyrant!
He Sheng was even more anxious, and secretly scolded Li Kui, you bastard, why didn't you just turn around and shoot Niu Er, killing him would save everything!
"Papa..." Out of the ten apples, none were left, and all of them were broken.Li Kui blew on the muzzle of the gun triumphantly, and dodged to the side, which means it's up to you!
"Brother on the opposite side, bring ten oranges!" Zhang Shanfeng shouted to the brother who was putting apples on the table.Oranges are relatively smaller than apples. Even if all hits are made with apples, it is only a tie, and oranges are slightly better.
Li Kui regretted it when he heard it, damn it!I remembered that he had such a skill, he also changed the apples for oranges!While regretting, he suddenly heard Zhang Shanfeng shout again: "Brother! Throw the oranges up!"
The person on the opposite side!Throw an orange into the air!
Snapped!The oranges are broken!
"Okay...!" Niu Er took the lead and shouted "Okay!"This move is indeed much more clever than the one just now.
Whoosh, whoosh... Oranges were thrown up one after another.
"Papa..." The gunshots fell, the oranges were broken, and none of the ten oranges remained.
He Sheng's head drooped, and he lost two battles, and it seemed impossible to regain some face.
"Nimma! Admit defeat!" Li Kui came back angrily, and slapped the pistol on the table.I can do this trick myself, but I didn't expect it at the beginning. If you didn't use it, you don't blame others. "
Hahaha~ Brother Li Kui!Don't admit defeat!These brothers of mine are veterans!In other words, you didn't lose to others, you lost to yourself!Lost to your comrades!This is no shame!Come!I, Niu Er, offer you a toast, you are a generous person!I like! " Niu Er picked up the beer and raised his neck, gurgling, pouring the whole bottle of wine into it.
Hearing what Niu Er said, Li Kui picked up the beer and took a big sip.There is a lot of balance in my heart.
"Come on! Come on! Other brothers! You drink too! Drink!" Niu Er was really playing host to him, as if he was asking someone to drink, he gave way.
But how do you let them drink it?They all became prisoners, and lost again in the duel.Crack!Enough fire!I can still drink!
"Niu Er! What exactly do you want? Have fun! Don't let us all be confused here!" Battalion Commander Jia couldn't help but asked.
"Drink! It's fate that everyone is here, I just want to have a drink with everyone!"
"Then when will you let us go?"
"I have no grievances with you brothers, of course I will not force you to stay! You can go, but there is one person who must stay." Niu Er turned his head to look at He Sheng, and said: "He Staff Officer! Our Do the math and do the math!"
He Sheng's heart skipped a beat, Niu Er will finally settle the score with him!
"Friend! Brother Zhang Shanfeng! Fists and feet have no eyes, let's not hurt our friendship! Haha!"
"Pfft...!" As soon as Niu's second-hand man reported his name, n people were sprayed on the opposite side!Zhang Shanfeng? ? ?Crack!Can you stop being so exaggerated?Call Zhang Sanfeng directly.
"Zhang Shanfeng? All right! My name is Li Kui! Please!"
"Pfft..." Niu Er sprayed a big piece again!Nima!Today is the ancient martial arts tournament?
The two people reported their names, so they were no longer polite.Take a pose and fight together!Li Kui is really mighty, his fists and feet are clean and neat, and every move and every gesture is not messy.Coming up is a burst of rushing and beating!This kid doesn't seem to have too many moves, all of them are Sanda Kung Fu practiced in the army, but they are powerful and practical!
Since Zhang Shanfeng followed Niu Er, all of them have been learning kung fu from Four Little Snakes or Sister Yunwei every day.Although Kung Fu is a bit mixed, there is also Muay Thai and Tai Chi.Four Little Snake's snake fist can also make two gestures.But the kung fu in the army did not drop.In the Demon King's Palace, you have to practice hard several times a day, which is no different from being in the army!Guan Min'er wanted to take them to find Niu Er at the beginning, so even kung fu and marksmanship had to be practiced by them so they couldn't leave it behind!A monthly salary of several thousand yuan is not given for nothing!This is more than double the wages of ordinary workers!
Familiarity with the Sanda Kung Fu in the army is an advantage, so he is not in a hurry for Li Kui's onslaught, and he is looking for opportunities while dodging.At the same time, from time to time, I also use my hands!
"Crack! Come out and fight me one-on-one just these two times!" Li Kui was happy for a while, thinking that this kid has no skills, but he only knows how to dodge, and there are very few chances to fight back.I was happy in my heart, and I increased my strength with my hands, and I just hit Zhang Shanfeng to the ground with three or two blows, hum!Don't let him waste time here.
He Sheng and others next to him felt happy when they saw that Li Kui was about to win, let's see what Niu Er said!snort!This failure is nothing more than your trick, you are not good enough in actual combat!
Niu Er sat there smiling and watching, not worried at all!It's nothing!If I want him to win, he can win!Just popping out a peanut can also help Zhang Shanfeng.But really don't want to do that.He really wanted to see how well his subordinates were doing?Did you raise so many people for nothing?
Zhang Shanfeng saw that Li Kui was attacking more fiercely, and secretly calculated that the opportunity was coming, but on the surface he kept not taking the initiative to attack, and avoided by drawing circles on the spot.
After Li Kui attacked fiercely for a while, his speed slowed down a little, what the hell!Why can't I hit this kid?His impatience made him pant a little unevenly!
When the opportunity came, Zhang Shanfeng suddenly moved quickly, and greeted Li Kui with a series of fierce muay thai moves!
Hurrah!Zhang Shanfeng moved his fists, with the sound of the wind whistling.A violent muay thai punch made Li Kui retreat frequently.
Snapped!Unexpectedly, with a change in footwork, Xuanshen swept his legs.
thump!Li Kui sat down on the ground.
"Brother Li Kui! Are you okay!" Zhang Shanfeng stopped his hands and asked with a smile.
Niu Er nodded beside him, and said that Zhang Shanfeng is not bad, although his moves are a bit messy, but it works well, the most important thing is to be able to defeat the opponent.
Li Kui blushed and stood up with a thick neck, still unconvinced in his heart.I used to train others in the army, but now in front of so many people, I was trained by others, wow!What a shame!
"Zhang Shanfeng! Let's try marksmanship, do you dare?"
"It's okay! Since Brother Li Kui likes it, let's treat it as a feast for Boss Niu Er and the brothers." Zhang Shanfeng turned around and took back his pistol, and said to Li Kui: "Brother Li Kui! If you don't mind , use this gun brother!"
Li Kui hesitated for a moment, but his gun was confiscated. If he wants to take it back, can he give it up?
"Bring Brother Li Kui's gun!" Suddenly, Niu Er shouted to his men.
Immediately, someone brought Li Kui's pistol over.After a while, someone set up a row of tables in the distance, with large bowls on top of the tables, and apples on them.A total of ten apples were laid out one word at a time.
"Brother Li Kui! You come first!" Zhang Shanfeng said to Li Kui.
"First come, first come!" Li Kui was not polite, loaded the bullet, took aim, and snapped!One apple was broken.
"Okay...!" The soldiers on Li Kui's side immediately shouted "Okay!"I lost for a while just now, and now I have to cheer for the shout.Otherwise, this person is lost.It's really embarrassing to say that the dignified regular army can't handle a rich local tyrant!
He Sheng was even more anxious, and secretly scolded Li Kui, you bastard, why didn't you just turn around and shoot Niu Er, killing him would save everything!
"Papa..." Out of the ten apples, none were left, and all of them were broken.Li Kui blew on the muzzle of the gun triumphantly, and dodged to the side, which means it's up to you!
"Brother on the opposite side, bring ten oranges!" Zhang Shanfeng shouted to the brother who was putting apples on the table.Oranges are relatively smaller than apples. Even if all hits are made with apples, it is only a tie, and oranges are slightly better.
Li Kui regretted it when he heard it, damn it!I remembered that he had such a skill, he also changed the apples for oranges!While regretting, he suddenly heard Zhang Shanfeng shout again: "Brother! Throw the oranges up!"
The person on the opposite side!Throw an orange into the air!
Snapped!The oranges are broken!
"Okay...!" Niu Er took the lead and shouted "Okay!"This move is indeed much more clever than the one just now.
Whoosh, whoosh... Oranges were thrown up one after another.
"Papa..." The gunshots fell, the oranges were broken, and none of the ten oranges remained.
He Sheng's head drooped, and he lost two battles, and it seemed impossible to regain some face.
"Nimma! Admit defeat!" Li Kui came back angrily, and slapped the pistol on the table.I can do this trick myself, but I didn't expect it at the beginning. If you didn't use it, you don't blame others. "
Hahaha~ Brother Li Kui!Don't admit defeat!These brothers of mine are veterans!In other words, you didn't lose to others, you lost to yourself!Lost to your comrades!This is no shame!Come!I, Niu Er, offer you a toast, you are a generous person!I like! " Niu Er picked up the beer and raised his neck, gurgling, pouring the whole bottle of wine into it.
Hearing what Niu Er said, Li Kui picked up the beer and took a big sip.There is a lot of balance in my heart.
"Come on! Come on! Other brothers! You drink too! Drink!" Niu Er was really playing host to him, as if he was asking someone to drink, he gave way.
But how do you let them drink it?They all became prisoners, and lost again in the duel.Crack!Enough fire!I can still drink!
"Niu Er! What exactly do you want? Have fun! Don't let us all be confused here!" Battalion Commander Jia couldn't help but asked.
"Drink! It's fate that everyone is here, I just want to have a drink with everyone!"
"Then when will you let us go?"
"I have no grievances with you brothers, of course I will not force you to stay! You can go, but there is one person who must stay." Niu Er turned his head to look at He Sheng, and said: "He Staff Officer! Our Do the math and do the math!"
He Sheng's heart skipped a beat, Niu Er will finally settle the score with him!
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